The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women of 2014 Celebration

June 11th, 2014 // 69 Comments

Feedly is literally being held for ransom via DDoS attack, so I’m having a hell of morning because that’s where I get most of my shit. Fortunately, The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women Celebration was last night, so here’s that plus a bonus gallery of Candice Swanpoel looking fucking fantastic yesterday while I scrounge for posts by entering URLs into my browser like it’s the 1800s. I’d make a joke about catching scurvy, but Jenny McCarthy probably brought that back, too, and all of your kids have it. (They were getting annoying anyway. Be honest.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Samantha Hoopes Butt Legs Tight Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    Carpet. Drapes.Matching.Not

  2. Dylan Penn Cleavage Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    My theory is: She’s f*cking high.

  3. Jaqueline Macinnes Wood Cleavage Legs Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    Looks MILFy..like, drunken MILFy. So, yes!!!

  4. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Midriff Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    Thank god. The last four were a step way down.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Midriff Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    “Not even if you were a millionaire.”

  6. Noureen DeWulf Legs Slit Dress Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    “I forgot how a skirt works.”

  7. Lacey Chabert Cleavage Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
    Makrel
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    Duck… Duck… Duck… Duck… Duck… Duck… GOOSE!

  8. Lisalla Montenegro Cleavage Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    What happened to this woman’s head? Was her jaw knocked sideways?

  9. Dylan Penn Cleavage Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    My theory is: she realized her father was the uber-douche Sean Penn.

  10. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Midriff Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    Her best angle.

  11. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Midriff Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
    Zergling
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    I’d disappoint her so bad, but I’d give it my best.

  12. Lacey Chabert Cleavage Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
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    The Hewitt reboot is better than the original at this point.

  13. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Midriff Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
    Bringbackbabalu
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    meh she isnt even cute,

  14. Sophia Bush Cleavage Butt See Through Dress Maxim Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
    bungholio
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    dont get me wrong i’d eat her bunghole out of a homeless guy’s bunghole, but wtf is that dress?

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