The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women of 2014 Celebration

Feedly is literally being held for ransom via DDoS attack, so I’m having a hell of morning because that’s where I get most of my shit. Fortunately, The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women Celebration was last night, so here’s that plus a bonus gallery of Candice Swanpoel looking fucking fantastic yesterday while I scrounge for posts by entering URLs into my browser like it’s the 1800s. I’d make a joke about catching scurvy, but Jenny McCarthy probably brought that back, too, and all of your kids have it. (They were getting annoying anyway. Be honest.)

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