Shortly after I cashed out on Friday thanks to a Charlie Sheen overdose, Mel Gibson appeared in court where prosecutors either gave him a slap-on-the-wrist plea deal because of the precedent they set with Chris Brown (You just read that.), or simply feared dying in a courthouse fire. Regardless, his only penance to society is to do volunteer work at his ex-wife’s charity, so basically nothing. Mel Gibson was sentenced to nothing. But celebrity justice aside, at least he showed up to court and gave Lindsay Lohan a run for her money in the Who Can Give The Least Visible Fuck category while also managing to look like the anti-Semitic love child of Johnny Cash and Conway Twitty. “I wrote this one for my pa’s. It’s called ‘Women Won’t You Blow Me ‘Fore The Jacuzzi, I’m Feelin’ Mighty Arsonous.’ A here goes…”
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what good are domestic violence programs anyway. guess he ‘beat’ the rap
“What would Charlie do?”
´He´d WIN!!
“..and that was when I tied her to the garbage cans outside for 3 days, your Honor”
They might have had better luck prosecuting him if Oksana weren’t the poster girl for batshit crazy gold digging psycho lying bitches. I’m pretty sure he could facepunch her on the Staples Center Jumbotron, and have a 50% chance of skating with the defense “she’s lying!”
I like the face he makes that insinuates
“HAHA…I beat this gold digging bitches ass, busted a nut in her mouth then made her do the laundry, iron and clean the kitchen, all before you morons woke up to read about it on the superficial!”
Yea, that one. Its the best.
I’m gonna need a pic #.
He’s also not allowed to use his Jacuzzi without his counselor present.
The 1997 film “The Conspiracy Theory ” was on TV last night.
When you watch it realizing that he is not acting in the part but rather channeling his own personality, the movie takes on a whole new light.
He looks far more abused than she ever did.
what to expect from the descendant of a criminal sent to Britain’s penal colony..
he moved there as a kid knucklehead
He’s a natural born New Yorker bro.
Witness the results of self-immolation.
oh hold on aussie are you calling north america the penal colony? that would be kinda funny coming from a skip.. :)
“If I try hard enough, maybe my hair plugs can reach my very non-Jewish looking nose.”
“My Precious…”
You just made me look up Conway Twitty…
“Are you an essential worker?”
*pew pew pew
legal tip #19: stare menacingly at plaintiff; ominously tap finger gun to chin.
ugly inside and out – a true conservative piece of shit
Looks like the Wolfman there…
yep, THE HAIRS ARE LEAVING HIS HEAD.
is this strange when you were one time married to russian OKSANA?
He seriously needs to go ahead and die.
I paid how much for russian pussy?