The Many Court Faces of Mel Gibson

March 14th, 2011 // 25 Comments

Shortly after I cashed out on Friday thanks to a Charlie Sheen overdose, Mel Gibson appeared in court where prosecutors either gave him a slap-on-the-wrist plea deal because of the precedent they set with Chris Brown (You just read that.), or simply feared dying in a courthouse fire. Regardless, his only penance to society is to do volunteer work at his ex-wife’s charity, so basically nothing. Mel Gibson was sentenced to nothing. But celebrity justice aside, at least he showed up to court and gave Lindsay Lohan a run for her money in the Who Can Give The Least Visible Fuck category while also managing to look like the anti-Semitic love child of Johnny Cash and Conway Twitty. “I wrote this one for my pa’s. It’s called ‘Women Won’t You Blow Me ‘Fore The Jacuzzi, I’m Feelin’ Mighty Arsonous.’ A here goes…”

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. what good are domestic violence programs anyway. guess he ‘beat’ the rap

  2. The Critical Crassness

    “What would Charlie do?”

  3. Deacon Jones

    “..and that was when I tied her to the garbage cans outside for 3 days, your Honor”

  4. They might have had better luck prosecuting him if Oksana weren’t the poster girl for batshit crazy gold digging psycho lying bitches. I’m pretty sure he could facepunch her on the Staples Center Jumbotron, and have a 50% chance of skating with the defense “she’s lying!”

  5. Happy Spillmore

    I like the face he makes that insinuates

    “HAHA…I beat this gold digging bitches ass, busted a nut in her mouth then made her do the laundry, iron and clean the kitchen, all before you morons woke up to read about it on the superficial!”

    Yea, that one. Its the best.

  6. He’s also not allowed to use his Jacuzzi without his counselor present.

  7. LJ

    The 1997 film “The Conspiracy Theory ” was on TV last night.

    When you watch it realizing that he is not acting in the part but rather channeling his own personality, the movie takes on a whole new light.

  8. Cock Dr

    He looks far more abused than she ever did.

  9. typical aussie

    what to expect from the descendant of a criminal sent to Britain’s penal colony..

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    Cock Dr
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    Witness the results of self-immolation.

  11. oh hold on aussie are you calling north america the penal colony? that would be kinda funny coming from a skip.. :)

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    “If I try hard enough, maybe my hair plugs can reach my very non-Jewish looking nose.”

  13. Mel Gibson Court
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    “My Precious…”

  14. You just made me look up Conway Twitty…

  15. Mel Gibson Court
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    “Are you an essential worker?”
    *pew pew pew

  16. Mel Gibson Court
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    legal tip #19: stare menacingly at plaintiff; ominously tap finger gun to chin.

  17. Mama Pinkus

    ugly inside and out – a true conservative piece of shit

  18. Fubar

    Looks like the Wolfman there…

  19. the captain

    is this strange when you were one time married to russian OKSANA?

  20. St.Ephanie

    He seriously needs to go ahead and die.

  21. Mel Gibson Court
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    I paid how much for russian pussy?

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