Katy Perry hosted The 2010 Teen Choice Awards on FOX last night and this is literally the most cleavage she was allowed to show on network television. Which makes perfect sense if you’re capable of thinking about it. (Boobs?) Exposing an audience of teenage boys to even a sliver more chest-meat than this would be biblically catastrophic. We’d be lucky if all they did was jerk the earth out of its orbit hurling us endlessly into space. Or just get really tired and lack the energy to fight the robots years from now. Either way somebody should probably supervise this situation for, uh, humanity’s sake. *grabs binoculars* Hmm, yes, science stuff things…
Photos: WireImage
Marcus | August 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Fart..
Mr. Nice Guy | August 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I think she looks great.
I would be happy to wake up to her and her face everyday (w/o Russell B around of course). Clearly lots of people agree with me.
Just my point of view.
Amy | August 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Yeah, because exposed breasts are evil while “I kissed a girl and I like it” is acceptable. Our society sucks.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
speak for yourself. naked tits and lipstick lesbians rule imo
dudeatdudedotdude | August 10, 2010 at 12:46 am
first its blithering :) second lets see em
All American Guy | August 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Our society is fine for All American Guys.
Amy & prudes suck.
Amy | August 9, 2010 at 7:32 pm
WTF are ya’ll blathering about? Can you not read? I was pointing out the hypocritical nature of our society. Just saying it’s weird that some things are acceptable while others are not. I’m no prude–I have fake breasts.
TussTown | August 10, 2010 at 2:04 am
Amy, why did you get them?
Amy | August 10, 2010 at 3:44 pm
TussTown: I got them because I didn’t have any breasts. Not because I had low self-esteem. In fact, I had a boyfriend at the time (we are now married). He was against it (at first of course), but it made me feel better so I got them. I was a college graduate and went on to law school. I never show them off, but they do make me feel better and fill out my clothes. Not all of us are bad, vapid people. Give a guy a chance to legitimately make their penis bigger or a breast enlargement pill (no surgery), and they’ll sell off the shelves. People are so judgmental.
Richard McBeef | August 9, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Her face is 1000X more offensive than her titties. Why didn’t they think about that. For the children, of course.
How to get rough without really trying | August 9, 2010 at 5:15 pm
OMG @ epiphany. Any reason why she’s not running for office?
ilikesake | August 9, 2010 at 5:15 pm
This is a boring post. I truly hate this artist.
But, one thing i’ll say is who cares? Who cares if they don’t see her tits on TV? Her tits are plastered EVERYWHERE.
Why does everything have to be about girls flashing their shit. It’s so overwhelmingly annoying.
Richard McBeef | August 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm
if it’s not about them flashing their shit then it will be about them speaking with out being spoken to and not making sandwiches, which is truly overwhelmingly annoying.
TussTown | August 10, 2010 at 2:07 am
I’d say the reason ‘everything have to be about girls flashing their shit’ is the reason why sites like this exist and why people like us read them, genius
Cock Dr | August 10, 2010 at 8:51 am
This poster called KP an artist.
LOL!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm
diggin that jet black hair btw looks dynamite with blue eyes. one the things i love most on megan fox too. ok that and the ridic hot bod
Chinto | August 9, 2010 at 5:23 pm
she looks like a psycho
ilikesake | August 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I know! Why her eyes so BIG. She looks like she’s about to murder some poor chap..
FrankNfrtr | August 9, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Why does this woman with very beautiful large natural breasts punish then so regularly with these smash ‘em/squeeze ‘em dresses. It’s just not right!
She often looks insane. I like that about her. So many starlets have dead expressions….of course that may be from all the Botox.
josh | August 9, 2010 at 6:06 pm
She has ugly swaggy boobs anyway.
truth | August 9, 2010 at 7:10 pm
she’s got a nice figure, but i just wish she’d wear more makeup…
Jon and Kate plus Hate | August 9, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Seriously,
I saw the beginning of the awards show and she sux and not in the good way, well maybe she does, but she can not sing, not a lick, it’s like bad drunk sorority girl karaoke. And does she use mad libs to come up with lyrics?
Vito | August 10, 2010 at 12:01 am
I think she is ridiculously hot and would love to suck on her clit till her knees give out.
PabloHoney | August 10, 2010 at 12:30 am
I really don’t get it.
On a good day, she looks like a low-rent hybrid of the most annoying parts of Jenny McCarthy and Dita Von Teese.
Congratulations. You have larger than average breasts, and no discernible talent.
Next.
TussTown | August 10, 2010 at 2:09 am
I think it shows you that Big Tatties can take you pretty far…
anon | August 10, 2010 at 3:17 am
internet is full of talentless hacks with no talent and big breasts. Both men and women.
captain america | August 10, 2010 at 12:36 am
I wonder: THIS DRESS WAS WON ON A FUN FAIR, folks?
Joy William | August 10, 2010 at 2:58 am
I love Katy Perry she roxs!!! I really want to meet her in real life. I also love her unique style. I do a little singing and song writing my self and i ever become famous and they asked who inspered me i will say Katy Perry I love HER!!!
http://twitter.com/josiekst
Soowrong | August 10, 2010 at 8:42 am
^Post above, soooo wrong