The Legal Limit of Katy Perry

August 9th, 2010 // 36 Comments

Katy Perry hosted The 2010 Teen Choice Awards on FOX last night and this is literally the most cleavage she was allowed to show on network television. Which makes perfect sense if you’re capable of thinking about it. (Boobs?) Exposing an audience of teenage boys to even a sliver more chest-meat than this would be biblically catastrophic. We’d be lucky if all they did was jerk the earth out of its orbit hurling us endlessly into space. Or just get really tired and lack the energy to fight the robots years from now. Either way somebody should probably supervise this situation for, uh, humanity’s sake. *grabs binoculars* Hmm, yes, science stuff things…

Photos: WireImage


  1. Marcus


    • Mr. Nice Guy

      I think she looks great.
      I would be happy to wake up to her and her face everyday (w/o Russell B around of course). Clearly lots of people agree with me.
      Just my point of view.

  2. Amy

    Yeah, because exposed breasts are evil while “I kissed a girl and I like it” is acceptable. Our society sucks.

    • speak for yourself. naked tits and lipstick lesbians rule imo

    • All American Guy

      Our society is fine for All American Guys.
      Amy & prudes suck.

      • Amy

        WTF are ya’ll blathering about? Can you not read? I was pointing out the hypocritical nature of our society. Just saying it’s weird that some things are acceptable while others are not. I’m no prude–I have fake breasts.

      • TussTown

        Amy, why did you get them?

      • Amy

        TussTown: I got them because I didn’t have any breasts. Not because I had low self-esteem. In fact, I had a boyfriend at the time (we are now married). He was against it (at first of course), but it made me feel better so I got them. I was a college graduate and went on to law school. I never show them off, but they do make me feel better and fill out my clothes. Not all of us are bad, vapid people. Give a guy a chance to legitimately make their penis bigger or a breast enlargement pill (no surgery), and they’ll sell off the shelves. People are so judgmental.

  3. Richard McBeef

    Her face is 1000X more offensive than her titties. Why didn’t they think about that. For the children, of course.

  4. How to get rough without really trying

    OMG @ epiphany. Any reason why she’s not running for office?

  5. ilikesake

    This is a boring post. I truly hate this artist.

    But, one thing i’ll say is who cares? Who cares if they don’t see her tits on TV? Her tits are plastered EVERYWHERE.
    Why does everything have to be about girls flashing their shit. It’s so overwhelmingly annoying.

    • Richard McBeef

      if it’s not about them flashing their shit then it will be about them speaking with out being spoken to and not making sandwiches, which is truly overwhelmingly annoying.

      • TussTown

        I’d say the reason ‘everything have to be about girls flashing their shit’ is the reason why sites like this exist and why people like us read them, genius

    • Cock Dr

      This poster called KP an artist.

  6. diggin that jet black hair btw looks dynamite with blue eyes. one the things i love most on megan fox too. ok that and the ridic hot bod

  7. Chinto

    she looks like a psycho

  8. ilikesake

    I know! Why her eyes so BIG. She looks like she’s about to murder some poor chap..

  9. Katy Perry
    chuck d
    Commented on this photo:

    damn that is one sexy woman

  10. Why does this woman with very beautiful large natural breasts punish then so regularly with these smash ‘em/squeeze ‘em dresses. It’s just not right!
    She often looks insane. I like that about her. So many starlets have dead expressions….of course that may be from all the Botox.

  11. josh

    She has ugly swaggy boobs anyway.

  12. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    take away the pound of makeup, the done up hair, then show me what she looks like..meh, im tired of these clown faced makeup monsters.

    • Damn fucken Hater out of all the shit you have something to say about hair and makeup??
      She’s obviously fit and has sterling blue eyes but that wouldn’t be enough for you would it? I’d like to see all your gorgeous successful ex girlfriends and your shitty online pictures to see if you guys are Half as hot as this babe -Loser :b

  13. truth

    she’s got a nice figure, but i just wish she’d wear more makeup…

  14. Katy Perry
    The General
    Commented on this photo:

    Once again I’m begging you to get a new web guy. This site is broken in some new way each day.

  15. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    I saw the beginning of the awards show and she sux and not in the good way, well maybe she does, but she can not sing, not a lick, it’s like bad drunk sorority girl karaoke. And does she use mad libs to come up with lyrics?

  16. Vito

    I think she is ridiculously hot and would love to suck on her clit till her knees give out.

  17. I really don’t get it.

    On a good day, she looks like a low-rent hybrid of the most annoying parts of Jenny McCarthy and Dita Von Teese.

    Congratulations. You have larger than average breasts, and no discernible talent.

  18. captain america

    I wonder: THIS DRESS WAS WON ON A FUN FAIR, folks?

  19. Joy William

    I love Katy Perry she roxs!!! I really want to meet her in real life. I also love her unique style. I do a little singing and song writing my self and i ever become famous and they asked who inspered me i will say Katy Perry I love HER!!!

  20. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Between Katy Perry and the Anne Boleyn character on “The Tudors”…. I am developing a case of Tennis Elbow… (there is nothing else to do in Iraq)

  21. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate this ignorant no talent hack, when she speaks i want to punch her right in her fucking noise hole. narcissistic cunt

  22. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t like Katy Perry at all but I think that dress looks really nice on her. Looks good with the color of her hair and eyes. This is probably the best I have seen her look.

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