The Legal Limit of Katy Perry

The Superficial / August 9, 2010

Katy Perry hosted The 2010 Teen Choice Awards on FOX last night and this is literally the most cleavage she was allowed to show on network television. Which makes perfect sense if you’re capable of thinking about it. (Boobs?) Exposing an audience of teenage boys to even a sliver more chest-meat than this would be biblically catastrophic. We’d be lucky if all they did was jerk the earth out of its orbit hurling us endlessly into space. Or just get really tired and lack the energy to fight the robots years from now. Either way somebody should probably supervise this situation for, uh, humanity’s sake. *grabs binoculars* Hmm, yes, science stuff things…

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