The Kardashians Sued for $75 Million

January 10th, 2011 // 83 Comments

After backing out of their famewhorishly named “Kardashian Kard” back in November, Kim, Kourtney and Harry from Harry and the Hendersons are now being sued for $75 million in damages by Revenue Resource Group who claim the sisters essentially turned its lights off. E! News reports:

Consumers Union, which publishes Consumer Reports, dissed the card, and the Connecticut Attorney General’s Office demanded further disclosure from card issuer University National Bank, accusing the Kardashians of “marketing a dangerous financial fantasy.”
Not wanting to be linked to the alleged shadiness any further, the Kardashians’ attorney sent a notice of termination letter to RRG on Nov. 29. Consumer Union issued a statement applauding the move. And it seemed as if the controversy had blown over…
But not everyone was applauding.
“The company waited a month to file hoping this would work out. They didn’t want to sue,” RRG head attorney Scott Rudd tells E! News.
RRG “spent a great deal of time and effort securing the rights to use the Kardashian card,” Rudd says. “RRG is an independent sale organization, which gives it the right to market pre-paid debit card.” The Kardashians walking away has “effectively put this company out of business.”
As for the allegedly prohibitively high fees, Rudd says that the card fees “were in line with other debit cards.”

Look, I’m not going to sit here and pretend I know anything about credit card fees or interest rates. In fact, I spent several years convinced they were free money for being so handsome until American Express repossessed my grandmother. However, I can say with authority that the Kardashians are a walking gaggle of bullshit and anything that comes out of their mouths is a lie. I mean, a state called “Connecticut?” Ha! Nice try.

NOTE: This seemed appropriate and not just because it has two black dudes in it.

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  1. anna

    love that ass

  2. Peed pants

    “Harry” Ahhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  3. Jessesgirl

    You buy a debit card with Robert Kardashian’s daughters on it and expect there to be no trickery?

    And that ass is FAKE.

  4. Tonee

    If they lose all their money does that mean they will finally GO AWAY !
    These chicks represent everything that is wrong with society.
    No one on the planet is more undeserving of fame and fortune.

    Oh, and if you like that ass, you need to get your head examined.

    • Laughable

      Well, YOU might be more undeserving of fame and fortune for judging people you’ve never met and don’t know.

      • Mortimer Duke

        Laughable, you are. Fuck off already and quit defending hoes who wouldnt even let you piss on them.

    • anonymoose

      tonee: WORD.

      as though the boobs on her chest weren’t smothering enough, she’s got double Gs embedded on her rump. wonder if she wears a bra on her behind.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      “…if you like that ass, you need to get your head examined.”

      True that.

  5. Nerd

    I think the sadder issue is these guys have 75 mil to essentially give away. That should make every hard working person sad.

  6. lawi

    $75 million?? No problem! I’ve heard that Kim has big back pockets…..

  7. Big D

    She IS wearing a butt pad. Why would she want to make that thing look bigger?

  8. stevebeagle

    i know it’s a personal choice ,& there’s an ass for every seat (pun intended). but her ass just turns me off completely. it makes a set of fairly normal but short & certainly not spectacular set of legs look like shit, especially in any bikini shot.
    it gives her that potato on toothpicks look.

  9. Lucy

    She even looks like a whore pumping gas.

    • Satan's bitch

      No shit. Look at that vapid stare on her mug. And that unholy ass… (OK, well, the boss does like that part. After all, he is the architect of her fame.)

  10. nicole

    girly deff doesn’t look good in jeans or a swimsuit. i’ll be willing to be this lawsuit gets tossed out.

  11. j-sin

    I would hit that from the back so hard, Khloe would feel it. GODDAMN.

  12. Nero

    With an ass like that. I bet she doesn’t need a cushion on that big car driver’s seat.

  13. Nothing scares a whore like contract obligation.

  14. Rough vs KK's volcano

    I wonder…Is the financial burden less painful if its hidden little sexy fees? I’m thinking of getting a KKKard. Don’t care if its cancel…

  15. hellokittylover

    Her butt is gross and she gets butt injections to make it look like that..Her butt did not look like that huge in her early 20s. It’s sad that she would do this to herself. She was way prettier before the surgeries and the butt injections. Why would someone want a butt that big anyway? I wish I had a flat butt.. and I wish I was flat chested, but sadly I had to be a disgusting 34 A.

    • Hank

      I agree. Grotesque. What a freak, and yet there are idiot guys who proudly proclaim that they “would hit that from the back so hard.” Morons. Their dicks wouldn’t even reach her pussy/starfish. Blech!

    • As Sir Mix A Lot famously said “I Like BIG BUTTS and I cannot Lie …”

      Brothers like big asses. She likes brothers. She is growing her ass. It’s a natural progression of action.

    • Anon

      34A is tiny.

  16. Kelley

    I think the only real body parts left on her are her feet and hands, and that’s it … and even those are suspect. “I’ve never had anything done,” yeah …

  17. gigi

    I don’t care what anyone says dat ass is soooooo not real

  18. Robin

    what the hell is wrong with her ass?? Don’t get me wrong, owning a phat ass myself I can totally appreciate a natural beauty when I see one, but for Christ sakes that thing looks like it requires a permit.

  19. S

    ass by Groo

  20. Flower

    Is that a tail?

  21. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Are they going to sell Kim’s left butt chick to some illegals to settle to try and come up with the money?

  22. Kim Kardashian
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    i wish i could eat every meal out of that. i would leave it clean.

  23. Lol@ that video, and look how the back of her coat just dangles off that gigantic slab of ass. That ISN’T cute.

  24. dumbass

    that’s not an ass, it’s a secret compartment for her to hide her jew gold. if the court slaps a judgment on her, she’ll just pop the hatch, drop out a few bags of shekels, and pay it off.

  25. akewlazzmom

    *reads instructions*
    1. Place card in slot
    *places card in ass crack*
    -store attendant:
    “umm Miss, your card goes here-in THIS slot.
    -KK:
    “but…this is where all my “special friends” put their money after we have sex! You mean I can’t pay here?”.

    • akewlazzmom

      eh…lost a lot in translation after having to type the shit out 3 times before it would post!!
      How ’bout this:
      With those lips, she could suck the gold off of a goldfish.

  26. lightdragon

    i really don’t know what’s bigger for her: her ass or the debt?

  27. miles

    as of that photo, her ass and face have officially “jumped the shark.”

  28. Clyde

    I am not gonna lie the first time I saw her ass I thought it was some practical joke for tv.

  29. Bet Kim’s gonna be referring to the company as RPG before this is over.

  30. Lady Blah Blah

    You could throw a tailgate party on that ass.

  31. Kim Kardashian
    Hehh
    Commented on this photo:

    shes gotten her lips pumped. ugh

  32. RayJ

    So what about those of us that actually HAD THE CARD, do we loose our pee-points.

  33. Colleen

    No matter how many times I see this thing I am always amazed that someone has yet to wrangle her in and strap permanent Skineez on her. It literally is like jelly in a ziplock bag.

  34. Randal

    Pay the tab and shake that booty at them Kim because this is nothing but a hiccup for your family name, a name that is worth billions in the entertainment industry because of all you’ve done.

    Randal

  35. Stephanie

    Without her heavy duty Spanx, that ass bleeds halfway down the back of her thighs, it’s actually kind of gross.The heels help though..making her look like her legs are longer than 20 inches. But I’m sure she’s a lovely girl who cares about others and volunteers to help those in need.

    JUST KIDDING! LOL

  36. gigi

    imagine the massive smelly dumps she probably takes. there’s prolly sooo much poo spread in between there.

  37. First time she has grabbed a long black hose and had to pay for it.

  38. cc

    No one is perfect, but for someone who is (inexplicably) known for her looks, her ass looks almost bizarre in proportion to the rest of her body.

    The mass of her behind looks equal to the mass of her entire body from the waist up. That’s just wierd.

    PS, I hope they get taken for $75 million.

  39. absinthe

    Is she still trying to convince people she’s never had surgery, or has she realized that by now that ship completely sailed?

  40. So…she’s a Centaur, right?

  41. lol

    She’s obviously wearing a butt pad, haha wut a loser

  42. Jackie

    I picture it just falling out like a murphy bed when those tights come down.

  43. Reggie Rhino

    This could give a whole new meaning to “getting your ass sued off” !
    What will Kim do without her gigantic ass to keep her famous?

  44. freebie

    I realize she is famous for her sex tape and big butt, but why did she make over $6 million last year? Where does her money come from? I realize her reality show makes lots of $’s but do that many people watch the show to make it profitable and who are these people who watch it? I’d wish they would stop and maybe she and her whole family would go away.

  45. Lenny

    Kim is taller sitting down than standing up, Koutney had a publicity baby with Patrick Bateman, and Khole, well, (s)he’s obviously a yeti.

    Now that we got that out of the way…

    This is from the original Consumers Union article that started it all:

    “Consumers signing up for the Kardashian Kard have two options: A six month plan for $59.95 or a 12 month plan for $99.95. The six month plan covers the $9.95 purchase fee, $5 minimum deposit, and a $7.95 monthly fee for the duration of the plan. The 12 month plan is identical except it includes the $7.95 monthly fee for the full year.

    In addition, consumers will be subject to a $1.50 fee for withdrawing funds at an ATM (plus the fee the ATM operator charges); $1 fee if ATM or point of sale transactions are declined; $1 fee to check balances at ATMs; $1.50 to speak by phone to a customer service representative; and $9.95 to replace a lost or stolen card.

    After the initial six or 12 month purchase period for the Kardashian Kard expires, consumers must pay a $7.95 monthly fee for as long as they use the card. Cancelling the Kardashian Kard will result in another $6 fee.”

    So that’s a minimum $60 for a piece of plastic that may or may not give you herpes.

    This just in – it will.

  46. Aussie Mama

    That ass is ridiculous. I am sure without the spanx, it’d be hangin’ to the back of her knees.

  47. burner

    Good job, I hope they get sued for everything become poor and we never, EVER hear from this disgusting family of attention whores and fake and plastic nasty gypsies.

  48. Stephanie P

    That ass requires it’s own license plate, it IS big but I kinda like it, must be cool not to have a hard time choosing jeans that flatter your backside, as a woman I’m jealous of it and admit it lmao

  49. kat

    I think khloe is a dude

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