The Kardashians Made $65 Million in 2010

February 17th, 2011 // 141 Comments

If any of you are near a loaded handgun and just looking for a reason, Merry Christmas? Via The Hollywood Reporter:

Since their arrival on E! in 2007, thanks to such no-boundaries behavior, the tightknit family has ably defied the laws of 15-minute reality TV fame while building a wildly profitable empire. As the cameras keep rolling on the eight-member clan’s topsy-turvy domestic life, the Kardashians have cashed in, making more money last year than what Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise are estimated to have earned combined: a staggering $65 million (a source close to the family confirms the figure). As manager, Kris Jenner personally takes 10 percent.

Wait a minute. You can’t spit without hitting this story, yet no one stopped to notice the source is a vague “someone close to the family” while reading a four page article on how Kris Jenner plays the media to her advantage? C’mon. That’s like sitting next to Mel Gibson and wondering who’s pistol whipping you until you make with the blowjobs.

YOU: Who keeps doing that- OW! Wait, was that a gu- SONOFA! Show yourself! Mel, are you catching this?
MEL: Sorry, I was watching that pack of n-ggers over there.
YOU: Oh. Well, keep your eyes peeled.
MEL: Will do. Say, have you tried blowing someone? I hear that works.
YOU: Really? Anything to make it stop at this point, I guess.
MEL: That’s the spirit.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. yum

    Kris and her original husband are two of the most morally bankrupt people ever.

  2. yum

    Republicans.

  3. ladykaka

    I wonder if someone’s going to read this post and think the Superficial just told them to shoot Kim Kardashian ala Sarah Palin.

  4. pj

    Their agent gets 10%? Yeah, guess that’s standard. But they should send along 30% of their net to TMZ, Superficial, People, Us, etc. . . for keeping these bitches in the news. Maybe cut the paps in too. I guess in a world where Snooki is a millionaire, nothing should surprise us, but –DAM!– talk about money for nothing.

  5. anonym

    there’s no fucking way that they made $65 million on their media appearances alone.

    no-talent shit like that doesn’t make you $65 mill.

    for the record, I am jealous. I wish I were a no-talent rich motherfucker.

  6. anonym

    snooki is not a millionaire.
    no one in hollywood would pay her that much, as expendable as she is.

  7. Kim Kardashian
    Ouddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Only in USA. What’s a great country. People doesn’t have to have any special skill to get this rich.

  8. PantyWaist

    Isn’t that low-balling it for a family of famewhores?

  9. Ok, I just saved your site to my favorites…TOO FUNNY!!

  10. Mike

    Wait a minute. You can’t spit without hitting this story, yet no one stopped to notice the BIG BLUE VEINS ON HER TITS! I think she needs a doctor. Is Michael Jacksons’ available?

  11. Kim Kardashian
    Kaywoodie Sucker
    Commented on this photo:

    nice tit.

  12. Myclamisaninnie

    OK. WHILE THEY ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL.

    IT TRULY BOTHERS ME TO KNOW DUMB-AZZ FAME WHORES, HAVE A NET WORTH AS THIS. THERE ARE PEOPLE SAVING BEATEN/STARVED/TORTURED KIDS OUT THERE, DOCTOR’S SPENDING THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, GIVING UP THEIR FAMILY TO RESEARCH, ON AND ON.. IT SICKENS ME TO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY MAKE, THEREFORE, I FUCKING HATE THEM AND WILL FOREVER TALK SHIT.

    SO UNDESERVING, OUR SOCIETY IS SO FUCKED UP:(

    BOYCOTT KARDASHIANS

    EVERY MOTHER FUCKING ONE OF THEM, INCLUDING SCOTT.

    BRUCE IS IN THE CLEAR, HE IS COOL ,AND A JENNER.

  13. HowiesBeeyotch

    Well I hope you don’t think all that Botox and an entire stockroom full of Lancome is going to pay for itself???
    Kim neeeeeeeeeds that money, you guys!
    Upkeep ain’t cheap!

  14. Kim Kardashian
    Honest Abe
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing like a big veiny titty to start the day off right!

    Who said sex doesn’t sell??? Cash in if we’re dumb enough to buy!!

  15. kaching

    … one quarter at a time.

  16. Juano

    Since the figure came from the so-called mother, I think you can safely say it is pretty inflated. No doubt she included Odom’s salary with the Lakers in there, and probably came up with some pie in the sky estimate of the value of Kim’s “brand”.

    But then again, they endorse anything (although they’ll claim they were tricked when it backfires on them, like the debit card fiasco) so perhaps when you add up the 10 grand here and the 10 grand there, for all the shit they sell, they are making some serious coin.

  17. sillyme

    $65M??? Well, no wonder Paris Hilton wanted to make up with Kim. I guess she’ll find a way to work her scrawny white butt on the show now, too. And, y’all make fun of Khloe, but she’s the only one who’s interesting. She’s what Nicole was to the Paris and Nicole show.

  18. G

    BP made 1,8 billion in profit for the third quarter of 2010, so i’m not impressed at all.

  19. jg

    I’m sorry but that just looks like a hundred miles of bad road.

  20. Kim Kardashian
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuck! Look at those vein-y boboli-s…

  21. anonym

    so the mother came up with the figure…..

    that dumb bitch must have added an extra zero in that number.

  22. cc

    Hard to believe they made that much. Why? Because if they really did, I might have to eat my revolver.

  23. If it makes anyone feel any better, aren’t they being sued for like $75M by CitiBank?

  24. Noway

    This is a lie. Total spin b.s. I only hope the I.R.S. decides to audit them for this lie, because there is no way they paid taxes on 65 million.

  25. nicole

    Seriously, WHO REALLY CARES about the dam botox or fat azz, just stop watching this shyt and stop writing about it! Therefore i wont have to comment.
    Pimp Jenner knows exactly what she’s doing and alot of fukkin ppl fall right into her trap!
    p.s. Please update me on that 75 million lawsuit against them, lol!

  26. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    fake a** smile, pimple on her cheek, strech marks on her boobs. eww

  27. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    cute dress, but whats up with all her botox she looks like crap

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