The Kardashians Made $65 Million in 2010

February 17th, 2011 // 141 Comments

If any of you are near a loaded handgun and just looking for a reason, Merry Christmas? Via The Hollywood Reporter:

Since their arrival on E! in 2007, thanks to such no-boundaries behavior, the tightknit family has ably defied the laws of 15-minute reality TV fame while building a wildly profitable empire. As the cameras keep rolling on the eight-member clan’s topsy-turvy domestic life, the Kardashians have cashed in, making more money last year than what Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise are estimated to have earned combined: a staggering $65 million (a source close to the family confirms the figure). As manager, Kris Jenner personally takes 10 percent.

Wait a minute. You can’t spit without hitting this story, yet no one stopped to notice the source is a vague “someone close to the family” while reading a four page article on how Kris Jenner plays the media to her advantage? C’mon. That’s like sitting next to Mel Gibson and wondering who’s pistol whipping you until you make with the blowjobs.

YOU: Who keeps doing that- OW! Wait, was that a gu- SONOFA! Show yourself! Mel, are you catching this?
MEL: Sorry, I was watching that pack of n-ggers over there.
YOU: Oh. Well, keep your eyes peeled.
MEL: Will do. Say, have you tried blowing someone? I hear that works.
YOU: Really? Anything to make it stop at this point, I guess.
MEL: That’s the spirit.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. gogo


  2. Lady Blah Blah

    The word “earned” (used in The Hollywood Reporter quote) does not apply here.

    • Phil McCracken

      Wow, I wish I was so lucky in life as to be able to get money for essentially nothing. Just proves that if there is a god, it is a perverse piece of shit.

    • Uncle Chuck

      Makes it even more difficult to tell my daughter:
      “Growing up to be a vapid, cockholster will get you nowhere in life.”

  3. tomqvaxy

    Ah well. I’m still looking for the ridges from the injection molding when they made her face.

  4. g!

    this is a joke :S

    • shankyouverymuch

      Yeah for sure- If anyone believes that 65 million figure they’re stupider then a bag of hammers & I’ve got a lovely bridge here in Brooklyn I’d like to sell them.

      I mean REALLY – who comes up with absurd shit!?!?!? Next they will be telling us that the real reason her ass is so gigantically FAT & GROSS is that it’s full of flying monkeys :O(

  5. I’ve never read a more compelling argument for Communism

  6. It seems we all agree that stretch marked titties have SOME value, we just aren’t sure what the dollar amount is.

  7. YY

    It’s people like this that are getting upper income bracket tax cuts.

  8. moshi

    kimmy is still beautiful, but her face is slowly turning into lil kims!

  9. jojo

    This is proof positive that this Armenian urinal has sold herself to the devil. I mean besides the empty, dead, soulless eyes.

  10. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    what happened to her face? or what’s left of her face.

  11. nonminti

    even her heart is from diamonds.Well,they earned it,sold everything they had,I don’t know is there any private detail left for 2011?

  12. With Khloe in the family they probably qualified for government livestock subsidies too. Crafty bastards.

  13. Drew

    Holy fuck at the inch thick layer of makeup.

  14. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fucking fuck is happening to her face??!!!

  15. The Pope of Cleveland

    Does Ray-J get a cut? Bet he’s pissed if he doesn’t. Wait no, that’s Kim’s job.

  16. hapa

    well played kardashians …. well played

    what have we learned?
    amateur yornos is like the yellow brick road to success

  17. Deacon Jones

    If there’s a better example of someone you’d like to hate fuck than this, point me her way.

  18. All that money and STILL worthless..

  19. seth

    I blame the idiots that watch their fake reality show, and buy their products and oh yeah that midget bastard Seacrest!

    • Isabel

      Don’t forget the idiots who click on the stories written about them. Oh yeah, that’s us.

      I was getting increasingly annoyed with the incessant Kardashian posting on this site (there are 84 PAGES of posts on them, more than on any other celeb) so did a little research. Turns out the superficial writer is contractually obligated to promote them since selling his site to Buzzmedia. The superficial is said to be one of Kim Kardashian’s top ten favorite sites. Any pr is good pr, right? And I think that’s true, because she is paid $ 10000 per tweet to promote products.

      Don’t get me wrong, I still love this site: there is no other that has the balls to call Sandra Bullock out on her pr adoption eg. But I won’t click on any more Kardashian stories. Screw ‘em.

      • Thanks for pointing that out. I too always had some sorta suspicions that there was “more” to these stories regarding this talentless skank.

      • Lol, no wonder everytime you write something negative or express how much you’re sick of seeing stories about this whore, SOMEONE would IMMEDIATELY post an “attack” on you on a “hidey name”.

      • Cock Dr

        The blogger gets paid to post items where he mercilessly makes fun of the whole damned “K” clan, or anything else that catches his fancy.
        That sounds like quite a fucking A-ok good deal to me.

      • babooda

        Must be truly horrible to be so envious of someone that you actually took the time to count the number of posts regarding them and then researched the “why” of all those posting just so you could comment negatively on it!
        Perhaps, you need to get a life which doesn’t entail sitting in front of you computer, drooling over the celebrity gossip.

      • molly

        babooda, correct me IF i’m wrong, but aren’t YOU on here drooling and commenting as well? looks like you need to get a life right along with Isabel.

        pot calling the kettle black.

      • Huh?

        Umm hey babooda are you done droolin yet? You’re right here saying shit TOO, so by all means stfu.

      • Reggie Bush

        Hey Kim, don’t worry sweetheart, I won’t tell everyone about how I nearly fell into your cavernous bottomless pussy, everytime we had sex or about how it smelled like a hairy Armenian camel carcus or that your dick sucking is the worst I’ve EVER had and that you accidently bit me once when I got angry and tried to shove it down your throat and skull fuck you.

        Love you girl, call me..

      • @Isabel: Few important corrections to your research:

        While you’re correct that BuzzMedia owns both The Superficial and Kim’s blog, I’m not “contractually obligated” to write about the Kardashians or any other celebrity whose blog Buzz manages. I, and only I, choose what editorial content I want to riff on that day. To Buzz’s credit, no one’s tried to censor me, or worse, forced me to write glowing reviews about the Kardashians 800 weight-loss products that still can’t seem to shrink Khloe. At the end of the day, they’re high-profile celebrity targets so of course I’m going to fire shots at their gaping asses. I feel it would be more disingenuous to just ignore them instead of calling them out on their bullshit. That’s just me.

        As for The Superficial being one of Kim’s favorite sites, even I question the validity of that statement, especially if it came out of her mouth, along with general inquiries about whether or not she can even read.

        That said, thanks for digging the site, and sincere thanks for having the right attitude: You don’t like the subject of a post, skip along to the next. No harm, no foul. I always appreciate when people understand that.

      • Burt

        “To Buzz’s credit, no one’s tried to censor me, or worse, forced me to write glowing reviews about the Kardashians 800 weight-loss products that still can’t seem to shrink Khloe. At the end of the day, they’re high-profile celebrity targets so of course I’m going to fire shots at their gaping asses.”

        If only most of your comments still stung as hard as this one, like they all used to.

      • alex

        You really think this guy thinks those Victoria’s Secret models are attractive, too? Like what’s her face Ambrosio. I get Miranda Kerr and the blond one they replaced her with now since she got pregnant, but the Ambrosio woman is not attractive at all in the face. She is just tall with a really tiny frame.

    • Fish – Thank you for posting… Always good to have someone lay the cards out plain to see…. Keep rocking bro….

      To anyone complaining about the number of K posts… Would you rob me of my joy of ripping on Khloe?? Nay!!! When your body build can best be described as “….kind of like that alien in Predator” and you STILL are a media whore, then you MUST be ripped upon…. Let the games continue!!

  20. I wonder what it’s like having your mom demanding 10% of the profits of the sales of your porn video.

    • babooda

      McFeely, you are assuming that the Kim Kardashian Automaton has a mother. Clearly you are confused because machines don’t have mothers, so the KKA wouldn’t have one to demand 10% of its’ earnings.

    • Burt

      Bwahahahaha! I can’t believe I never thought of that one…She must have got a cut since she’s her agent.

  21. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    It puts the makeup on its skin or else it gets the piss again.

  22. Knippy

    Is that rash on her arm?

    • Clarence Beeks

      she has psoriasis. i know this for a fact from a man who works at skechers.

      Them making 65 mil last year makes me seethe with anger. Thanks a lot to anyone who watches their show and buys their crap, or follows them on Twitter. YOU SUCK.

      • babooda

        Yeah and you didn’t illicitly get your hand on the orange crop estimates, either.
        Personally, I never trust the information supplied by a man in a gorilla costume.

      • Wai Long Peen

        It’s not their fault you work at Wal-Mart.

      • Clarence Beeks


        seriously, she does have psoriasis. I have also stood 6″ away from her and could not believe the amount of makeup she had on. I wanted to scrape it off my face with my finger. It was gross.

      • Clarence Beeks

        Wai Long Peen , you must be one of the losers who watches their show?

        The reason I get angry is just like everyone else, it is baffling to see people with zero talent be so famous and make so much money.

      • Horace P McTitty

        Not our fault you were named Wai Long you got your ass kicked ALOT as a kid, probably STILL DO.

  23. Jovy

    Does she wear enough fucking makeup or could it be worse

  24. Kim Kardashian
    Forrest Gump
    Commented on this photo:


  25. Snickers

    You might have to scrape that makeup off with a chisel.

  26. lisashmisa

    Yeah, but after the Khloe eats its share, their net income goes down to, like, $12.

  27. DKNY

    High priced hookers always make a lot of money. Just look at the cars Charlie Sheen has given to his.

    • babooda

      Correction,The cars that Charlie Sheen has promised to his hookers.
      There is no evidence that he has ever delivered a single car to a hooker.
      Tons of drugs and gallons of alcohol, the occasional beating or choking, definitely, BUT no cars!

      • Drew

        Babooda why do you remind me of that asshat McFeely Smackup with your little “quirks”. Please tell me this ISN’T another one of your MANY names, geez you’re a fucking loser.

  28. Racer X

    DAT ASS.

  29. platinum

    Well, good for them…still, I’d rather be thin.

  30. Turd Ferguson

    I didnt know Madame Toussaud paid her wax figures. That’s fucked up.

  31. Michael Jackson's Brain


    I spent thousands of dollars and countless hours getting two Bachelor’s degrees, one in nursing, one in liberal arts. Fat lot of good it did me.

    I’m unemployed at the moment — “nursing as recession-proof work” is pure bullshit and this nutty batshit family rakes in $$$ like this!!! Even if they made half that much, it’s too much for these talentless tarts.

    Communism NOW!!

    • warren

      Wow, that was brilliant.
      You don’t make shit as a nurse because you’re a moron, not because the KKs are raking it in.

  32. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    $65 mil for basically being in a porno so lame Omish people would be offended by the lack of action. If there is a god, he’s obviously retarded.

  33. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:


  34. She must do endorsements for baked goods and baking products like Betty Crocker, with all the fucking cake mix make-up shellacked on her face.

  35. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Jenna Jameson in a big brunette wig & dark contacts.
    Because the LA plastic surgeons put the same damn face on all these women.

  36. Brooke

    Wait, there’s EIGHT of these moneygrubbers??? I’m only familiar with the bitch, the aircraft carrier, and the woolly mammoth.

    • babooda

      You are unaware of the younger sisters (2), the brother, mom and dad (step), Bruce Jenner) bringing the total for today to 8. But wait!, there’s more: the brother-in-law, Odem, the sister’s babydaddy, Steve and the baby!
      That makes a total of 11 money grubbing, worthless members of the Kardashian Kartel!

  37. babooda

    Obviously, Kris Jenner understands the concept of “nitch marketing” very well.
    First she produces the “little nitches” and then she markets them for 10% of the booty!

    • molly

      Ya and when the two younger sisters get of tramp age Kris will most likely whore them out TOO, they already look as if they’re in training.

  38. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross,veiny, pregnancy boobs.

  39. Sad, sad planet.

  40. Cher X

    I have a MBA I worked really hard for. I make less than 50K a year.

    This post makes me weep.

  41. fuck you

    Dear Kim Kardashian,
    It has become increasingly difficult to reach climax while masturbating to you when you have 2 inch thick layers of make up. Just stop it. Guys don’t like girls with cake faces. I don’t care how ugly you think you would look without make up, it would sure in the hell be a lot better than WITH make up.
    P.S. Have fun at clown school, clown face.

  42. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    what else did you expect? porn IS the most profitable entertainment business out there after all…

  43. Rick

    It looks like she dyed those gold veins blue.

  44. yum

    You can have money but it must suck when everyone thinks you’re a liar, whore, dumb, and oh… how it also must suck to be so insecure. Lose the make-up tramp.

  45. yum

    Her face looks 50, it’s horrifying.

  46. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    The facial plastic surgery is really evident in picture 6 and 23. Just god-awful. Looking like cat lady. That’s not a good thing.

  47. This gaggle of talentless assmountains deserves 65 million dollars about as much as Mother Teresa deserved a kick to the face.

  48. Ash Bones

    Where does the money come from?? I do not understand… I give up, being a good person gets you no where.

  49. All my leaked sex tape ever got me was community service.

  50. the captain

    well, at least she didn’t do a commercial for the sick PETA, folks!!

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