The Kardashian Khristmas Kard and Other News

December 15th, 2010 // 133 Comments
Kardashian Christmas Card

And now we know what it would look like if The Addams Family made a sex tape with The Sopranos.

- The Kardashian Family Christmas Photos. [Celebuzz]

- Denise Richards is banging Nikki Sixx. [Popeater]

- Antoine Dodson was definitely robbed. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lopez looks suspicious in new American Idol promos. [Lainey Gossip]

- Minka Kelly wants you to know she has a tongue. — I’m on board. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mena Suvari topless? Who asked for this? Seriously, I want names. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Antoine Dodson got robbed twice. [Socialite Life]

- Blake Lively loves to cook, too? — Excuse me a minute. *preps chloroform* [Just Jared]

- Willow Smith is going to turn out awesome. [Bossip]

- Kelsey Grammar has a sex tape. Oh, good. [EgoTV]

- Emma Watson in what can only describe as “lime green child porn.” I don’t care how old she is. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Kardashian Christmas Card
    devilsrain
    Commented on this photo:

    what a bunch of idiots

  2. Ash Bones

    Is that a Bruce wax figure?

  3. Nubbinsworth

    Nice looking bunch.

  4. Marty

    Worst photo….ever! The Adams family with a black butler, funny stuff.

  5. sangria

    funny how some people here wanna crack jokes on lamar, yet he’s the one making the most money in that vile clan, & probably the most decent. overall, i truly despise the kardassians. the little girls are already a lost cause, so sad. having said that, i do like the concept…they just failed in the execution, and well, because it’s them.

  6. DoesntMatter

    They’re fantastic…made of plastic…microchips here and there…They all look so shiny and photochopped.

  7. Elle

    Ah yes. the typical work of Lightroom and Photoshop.

  8. blue

    what a pathetic, vapid family.

  9. wim

    sorry but this can’t be a christmas card.
    THAT’S A HAPPY TIME, you know?

  10. mariachiman5

    They look like….lol…like…hahahahaha…sorry….pathetic

  11. AM

    OMG! before I even read the comments or the blog my first thoughts was Addams Family…lol..Khloe’s dress is hott!!! Lamar looks good…Kourtney looks like a man..don’t like that and don’t like the dark lipstick…nothing else to say about the rest of the family..the photo overall is just too much to me they are all full of themselves

  12. I think the caption should be…

    “We’re ready to go trick or treating now!”

  13. And the little mafia guy is thinking, can’t wait till I’m big enough to whack this family.

  14. mariachiman5

    Kourtney’s dude still looks like himself…..a loser…crybaby…I got money….blah blah blah……what a pansy….

  15. GravyLeg

    I see they kept Khloe in earth tones so it would be easier for it to blend back into the foliage of the forest canopy after the shoot.

  16. fdsdfa

    Kourtney’s dude still looks like himself…..a loser…crybaby…I got money….blah blah blah……what a pansy….

  17. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Zipit Bizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    ^^^ ALL you people are stupid. This IS A PAINTING…not an actual photo.

  18. MarkM

    Damn it! All those douches in one place at one time and not ONE psycho killer to help end our misery?!?

  19. That’s a Christmas card?

  20. Kardashian Christmas Card
    cg
    Commented on this photo:

    is it just me or does this photo look like a bunch of people who are acting like they are taking solo shots. i mean can you at least pretend to look like a family?

  21. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Banquo
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s at least 2 dumptruck loads of foundation in that picture not to mention all the insane Photoshopping done to skin tone/color/texture.

    This might as well be latex masks, or CGI.

    It’s like looking at the cast of Heartbeeps.

  22. Kardashian Christmas Card
    ReelWorld
    Commented on this photo:

    What a creepy Xmas Card! They all look totally fake. The idiot on the far left seems to think he’s a GQ model, the guy in the front middle looks like a douchebag and could pass for the household busboy, and like everyone pointed out – why is nobody smiling? The sooner these idiots drop off the face of the earth the better.

  23. Kardashian Christmas Card
    UY
    Commented on this photo:

    Those with Kardashian blood cast no shadows?

  24. kanyeisgay

    Why is the servant on top of the stairs in the photo ?

  25. bottom boil

    Cue the guy on the ladder with a bucket of R Kelly’s doo doo butter

  26. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Internet is full of photoshop tutorials. I assume it’s not enough.

  27. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Barry
    Commented on this photo:

    Why isn’t anyone smiling? Aren’t the un-derservingly wealthy? Is this supposed to make people think they are Cool or something, they look like vampires for Christmas.

  28. chesty

    $100 to anyone who punches Scott right in the faaaaaaaaaace

  29. ♪ the addams family started
    when uncle fester farted
    thats why theyre so retarded.. ♫

    no seriously its a great pic. cep whers the fuckin tree??

  30. Nen

    Why did Kourtney exchange her toddler for a midget?

  31. nicole

    bruce is a puss, kris is a pimp, kim is a hoe……..STOP wathcing these low rent hags! I refuse to give them the ratings, IF i wanna laugh at them, i’ll watch on a re-run…cus we all know everyone loves a train wreck, not to mention E! replays their show over & over & over. Sick of them. Can someone please take them out

  32. Dread a Kardashian Khristmas special

    This picture is going to replace the one of Kim that is tacked to the dart board which is used to play, “pin the tail on the Kimmy.”

  33. friendlystoner

    is this a promo pic from the new Adams Family movie?

  34. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Alexgm
    Commented on this photo:

    So much hate. Come on people. Its the holidays.

  35. social care

    us press should stop stepping up this foolish and nonsense family to public.
    just behind a walkin-duck kim is comin to be ridicuolus.the whole family şs able to do anything for a piece of rating.imagine a family sort of a pornstar,a pimp-mother, loser husband,monster sister,drunk groom,knocked up girl and a bunch of girls waitin for pimp’s order to sell their flesh when the time has come.neither pride nor honor not even close to this loser family and the worst of all is that our media is serving these sinners to our houses…

  36. asips

    What a strange crew!

  37. Johnny Cage

    That tan voluptuous chick in the white is crazy hot. I love those queen curves on her. But it looks like Wolverine slashed her on the chest.

  38. hahaha losers

    wut a bunch of assholes. control freak mom. kim is a fat girl who binds that shit in with too tight clothes. to be honest, they all are.

    tacky. vulgar. not as stylish as they think. money can’t buy taste or class!

  39. ahahaha photoshop puns!

    the kar-guassians.

  40. Steve

    Why does Khloe always looked so pissed off? Is it because she was born with a bull dog face & the other 2 sisters are gorgeous? Jealous bitch.

  41. Whatever

    LOL, Scott’s such a massive tool.

  42. Kardashian Christmas Card
    guest2
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Alexis Carrington? She must be in the bathroom?

  43. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Felix W
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did they photoshop Chewbacca into the family christmas card?

  44. Robb7

    I’m sure mama got this photo (makeup, clothes, lighting, photographer and setup) for nothing. She probably pimped one of her offspring to barter the deal. Kim’s been used and abused over the years, so it probably was one of the younger starlets.

  45. Dorian Gray

    That guy sitting on the steps – did he know the photographer’s composing put him in mortal danger? Had Kim let one off….

  46. Stephanie

    Doesn’t this look like the Clue box? Or a creepy VC Andrews novel. Weird. Disick always looks like some sleaze ball romance novel asshole. This is just really creepy. it was Kourtney in the Konservatory with the Kandlestick!

  47. Kardashian Christmas Card
    this guy761
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear fat people,
    Putting your hand on you hip does not make you look less fat. Please stop posing like this.
    Cheers,
    This Guy

  48. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Seriously
    Commented on this photo:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS! I LOVE YOU! :))))))))
    love you all, god bless, and please lets be happy and spread positivity.
    Hatin on this pic is same as hatin on yourself. We are all connected, biologically, chemically, and anatomically. ….hopefully you understand..?

    Thanks!

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