The Kardashian Khristmas Kard and Other News

December 15th, 2010 // 133 Comments
Kardashian Christmas Card

And now we know what it would look like if The Addams Family made a sex tape with The Sopranos.

- The Kardashian Family Christmas Photos. [Celebuzz]

- Denise Richards is banging Nikki Sixx. [Popeater]

- Antoine Dodson was definitely robbed. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lopez looks suspicious in new American Idol promos. [Lainey Gossip]

- Minka Kelly wants you to know she has a tongue. — I’m on board. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mena Suvari topless? Who asked for this? Seriously, I want names. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Antoine Dodson got robbed twice. [Socialite Life]

- Blake Lively loves to cook, too? — Excuse me a minute. *preps chloroform* [Just Jared]

- Willow Smith is going to turn out awesome. [Bossip]

- Kelsey Grammar has a sex tape. Oh, good. [EgoTV]

- Emma Watson in what can only describe as “lime green child porn.” I don’t care how old she is. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    The All American Family

    • saltydog

      Speaking of FattyFatty2X4, when did the little one on the left turn into a fatty? I thought she was trying to be a model not too long ago

      kinda sad that Klhoe came out on top in this pic, like honestly she looks good (for her) everybody else looks worse than usual. (well, except their hot brother)

      • …you can put fancy clothes on a turd all day long but at the end of the day it will STILL be a lump of SHIT.

      • anonymous

        poor lamar…when he took this photo, his agent failed to tell him that weird hershey kiss looking point at the top of dogshit—-well, that’s dogshit too.

      • abe vigoda's eyebrows

        the one on the left is not a “fatty”. come on. She is however, fucking heinous and needs to give up on the modeling dream. Ugh. ugly.

      • The Listener

        I feel like I must be in the Twilight Zone episode where everyone thinks the beautiful people are ugly, but the pig face people are beautiful. Kylie’s not fat. She’s 13 and still developing. She looks just fine. Some of the people posting here need to see optometrists.

    • kanyeisgay

      The Adams Family is back ? Duna na dunt !!

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST and OMG

  3. hmna

    The Kardashian Khristmas Kard = The K.K.K.!?!?!?!

    AAAAACK!

    • GravyLeg

      Even stranger when you think that a penchant for “Bigfoot Anal” led to a black man being highest up on the Kardashian staircase instead of under it like normal.

  4. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs more photoshop. I can still tell they are supposed to be human.

  5. Kardashian Christmas Card
    Commented on this photo:

    They say you can take years off your age with photoshop, but damn! That one almost looks like a baby!

  6. josh

    Degenerated America

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the one next Kim? She’s got some wicked hips..I like, but.don’t like the Addams family make up.

  8. Nancy

    I wonder if Lamar gets laughed at for getting stuck doing stuff like this.

  9. GDubaUBush

    You can dress up garbage………

  10. Hi! I'm Alex!

    That was nice of them to let their butler be in the family picture.

  11. krutboo

    the younger one on the very left makes my penis happy

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    Stephanie
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Addams Family the next generation. Like that Beverly Hillbillies remake with Miley Cyrus, and the Lassie remake with Ke$ha. They’ve auto-tuned her barks.

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    Common Sense
    Commented on this photo:

    You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day…. It is still a turd.

  14. Stephanie

    Damn. You already had my Addams family idea….great minds.

  15. candyman

    Ha – if you check out the rest of the pics it becomes ovbious that Lamar was not there and was just photoshopped in. Kind of similar to the whole Khloe / Lamar marriage.

  16. Stephanie

    This is the new Addams Family remake, like the new Beverly Hillbillies with Miley Cyrus as Ellie Mae, or the new Lassie with Ke$ha. They’ve auto-tuned her barks.

  17. What kinda Christmas card is this? They all look like they’re planning to bump each other off for the insurance money.

  18. That Emma Watson photo is freaky. It looks like they put her head on backwards.

  19. KedE

    wow…they finally got around to remaking ‘SOAP’ … movie or tv special?

  20. DennisedaMenace

    interesting that kim k chose to wear a white dress even though she isn’t married and is the biggest slut in the picture

  21. saltydog

    is Emma Watson remaking Sarah McLachlan video’s? because Adia I do believe she failed us

  22. Fatpeoplerpeoples2

    “Ok, one sister on the stairs at a time please, the staircase wasn’t built to handle that kind of load.”

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    ew
    Commented on this photo:

    the two younger girls are realy ulgy, and are trying to act way to old for their age.
    and this photo looks reaaalllllyyyy photoshopped.

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    Salty
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how they photoshop the banister in front of King Kong Chloe to make her look shorter. I saw the untouched photo and she is actually standing next to the baby.

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    uhhhhhhh...
    Commented on this photo:

    Are Kim’s eyes open?

  26. anonymous

    how the hell did Michael Scott from the Office make it into the pic on the right?

  27. flip me

    not ONE smiling face…these people are pathetic. this picture sucks. I’d love to get a copy, my fireplace needs kindling.

  28. M

    Bruce and Lamar look like they do not want to be in the picture…I guess…SELL SELL SELL

  29. Jesus Beard

    They should have spared the minute they spent taking the picture and just gone straight to photoshop

  30. Why are Kim’s eyes painted on sideways?

    Where are Bruce’s kids? Is this supposed to be a FAMILY picture???

  31. As stain of America

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    Bill
    Commented on this photo:

    They look like a scary version of The Addam’s Family.

  33. Elliott

    “One of these things is not like the others.”

  34. bitingontoinfoil

    Scott has always reminded me of a douched up Michael scott from The Office.

  35. Sweekes

    Who’s the white guy in the middle?

  36. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Ha! I love that little dude in a suit!

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    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    I had no idea that Bruce Jenner was part of the family.

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    jojo
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t it child abuse to force douchebaggery on such a young toddler?

  39. Cock Dr

    Wow. What a jolly, festive bunch. You can see they all really have the holiday spirit.

  40. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    They really need to get the fuck over themselves.

  41. Ray

    Oh RAY JAY (moaning)…..

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    Marco
    Commented on this photo:

    Creepy.

  43. GravyLeg

    Someone please let the terrorists know that if they are willing to accept this picture as a Jihadist’s hit list, I am willing to change sides…

  44. toresen

    com’on “Knews” bitch. wasted.

  45. The Listener

    Even in the photo Scott, Kourtney, and little Mason have a barrier (the staircase banister) separating them from the rest of the family.
    How many ways can the Kardashian/Jenner family make it clear they don’t care for Scott?
    This seems like an oddly cold holiday card photo. Not a single smile. Whose bright idea was it to take such a cold emotionless photo for a holiday card? They look like they can barely stand being in the same room with each other. WEIRD!

  46. right

    Fuck them

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    sugar
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s like a really creepy version of the supremes.

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    Dode
    Commented on this photo:

    They remind me of the KKK, especially with the ridiculous overuse of Ks but the KKK have nothing on the horror inspired by the whole lot of that massing together.

  49. domin

    This picture Really reminds me of the 1932 black and white movie FREAKS,
    which is a movie about circus freaks that are deformed, the difference is that the freaks had hearts, this has to be the coldest xmas picture I have ever seen
    The Freaks in the movie FREAKS are all deformed,obviously like they are deformed here, even including the little midget baby in a suit and the 13 year old Slut, totally reminds me of the movie,

    All they need to do is start singing, ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GABBLE GOOBLE BABBLE
    Google it, Freaks, is on youtube

  50. The Dirty 'Shwa

    This is deeply disturbing on so many levels…..

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