And now we know what it would look like if The Addams Family made a sex tape with The Sopranos.
- The Kardashian Family Christmas Photos. [Celebuzz]
- Denise Richards is banging Nikki Sixx. [Popeater]
- Antoine Dodson was definitely robbed. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Lopez looks suspicious in new American Idol promos. [Lainey Gossip]
- Minka Kelly wants you to know she has a tongue. — I’m on board. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Mena Suvari topless? Who asked for this? Seriously, I want names. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Antoine Dodson got robbed twice. [Socialite Life]
- Blake Lively loves to cook, too? — Excuse me a minute. *preps chloroform* [Just Jared]
- Willow Smith is going to turn out awesome. [Bossip]
- Kelsey Grammar has a sex tape. Oh, good. [EgoTV]
- Emma Watson in what can only describe as “lime green child porn.” I don’t care how old she is. [BuzzFeed]
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Speaking of FattyFatty2X4, when did the little one on the left turn into a fatty? I thought she was trying to be a model not too long ago
kinda sad that Klhoe came out on top in this pic, like honestly she looks good (for her) everybody else looks worse than usual. (well, except their hot brother)
…you can put fancy clothes on a turd all day long but at the end of the day it will STILL be a lump of SHIT.
poor lamar…when he took this photo, his agent failed to tell him that weird hershey kiss looking point at the top of dogshit—-well, that’s dogshit too.
the one on the left is not a “fatty”. come on. She is however, fucking heinous and needs to give up on the modeling dream. Ugh. ugly.
I feel like I must be in the Twilight Zone episode where everyone thinks the beautiful people are ugly, but the pig face people are beautiful. Kylie’s not fat. She’s 13 and still developing. She looks just fine. Some of the people posting here need to see optometrists.
The Adams Family is back ? Duna na dunt !!
LOL! The FIRST thing that came to my mind when I saw this photo.
FIRST and OMG
The Kardashian Khristmas Kard = The K.K.K.!?!?!?!
AAAAACK!
Even stranger when you think that a penchant for “Bigfoot Anal” led to a black man being highest up on the Kardashian staircase instead of under it like normal.
Needs more photoshop. I can still tell they are supposed to be human.
They say you can take years off your age with photoshop, but damn! That one almost looks like a baby!
Degenerated America
Who’s the one next Kim? She’s got some wicked hips..I like, but.don’t like the Addams family make up.
Kim’s 13-year-old sister, Kylie Jenner
I wonder if Lamar gets laughed at for getting stuck doing stuff like this.
I think about that surprisingly often, too! Such a great thought.
You can dress up garbage………
That was nice of them to let their butler be in the family picture.
Hahahaha. Damn you I just spat coffee at my screen.
the younger one on the very left makes my penis happy
Dude, she’s 13! An over-sexualized 13 year old, sure.. but still, 13!
You mean the one that looks like Morticia Adams?
Maybe krutboo is a 13-year-old boy. I HOPE krutboo is a teenage boy. Otherwise…
Skeevy dude. Tad bit young…
I feel bad for the kid since she is ARMENIAN tho. She gets to look forward to high degrees of body hair related maintenance and a monthly blood lust which will have her attacking goats in Mexico just like her sister El Khloacabra.
The parents of the 2 younger ones, Kris and Bruce Jenner aren’t Armenian. They are Jenners not Kardashians.
It’s Addams Family the next generation. Like that Beverly Hillbillies remake with Miley Cyrus, and the Lassie remake with Ke$ha. They’ve auto-tuned her barks.
ROFL!
You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day…. It is still a turd.
Damn. You already had my Addams family idea….great minds.
Ha – if you check out the rest of the pics it becomes ovbious that Lamar was not there and was just photoshopped in. Kind of similar to the whole Khloe / Lamar marriage.
Khloe is airbrushed all to hell too, look at those arms
This is the new Addams Family remake, like the new Beverly Hillbillies with Miley Cyrus as Ellie Mae, or the new Lassie with Ke$ha. They’ve auto-tuned her barks.
They’re creepy and they’re kookey.
Plasticised and spookey.
Kim’s eyes make me pukey.
The Kardashian Family.
That was awesome!
Bingo!! what a bunch of narcissistic aholes.
What kinda Christmas card is this? They all look like they’re planning to bump each other off for the insurance money.
Ha!
That Emma Watson photo is freaky. It looks like they put her head on backwards.
wow…they finally got around to remaking ‘SOAP’ … movie or tv special?
ROTFL
Three thumbs up! lol
interesting that kim k chose to wear a white dress even though she isn’t married and is the biggest slut in the picture
Dont you know her fame whoring ways already? Its so she would be the lone stand out.
is Emma Watson remaking Sarah McLachlan video’s? because Adia I do believe she failed us
“Ok, one sister on the stairs at a time please, the staircase wasn’t built to handle that kind of load.”
lmfao
the two younger girls are realy ulgy, and are trying to act way to old for their age.
and this photo looks reaaalllllyyyy photoshopped.
I love how they photoshop the banister in front of King Kong Chloe to make her look shorter. I saw the untouched photo and she is actually standing next to the baby.
LOL. Awesome.
Are Kim’s eyes open?
how the hell did Michael Scott from the Office make it into the pic on the right?
not ONE smiling face…these people are pathetic. this picture sucks. I’d love to get a copy, my fireplace needs kindling.
Bruce and Lamar look like they do not want to be in the picture…I guess…SELL SELL SELL
They should have spared the minute they spent taking the picture and just gone straight to photoshop
Why are Kim’s eyes painted on sideways?
Where are Bruce’s kids? Is this supposed to be a FAMILY picture???
As stain of America
They look like a scary version of The Addam’s Family.
“One of these things is not like the others.”
wink wink
Scott has always reminded me of a douched up Michael scott from The Office.
Who’s the white guy in the middle?
Ha! I love that little dude in a suit!
Yeah, he’s adorable.
I had no idea that Bruce Jenner was part of the family.
Isn’t it child abuse to force douchebaggery on such a young toddler?
Wow. What a jolly, festive bunch. You can see they all really have the holiday spirit.
They really need to get the fuck over themselves.
totally agree
Oh RAY JAY (moaning)…..
Creepy.
Someone please let the terrorists know that if they are willing to accept this picture as a Jihadist’s hit list, I am willing to change sides…
com’on “Knews” bitch. wasted.
Even in the photo Scott, Kourtney, and little Mason have a barrier (the staircase banister) separating them from the rest of the family.
How many ways can the Kardashian/Jenner family make it clear they don’t care for Scott?
This seems like an oddly cold holiday card photo. Not a single smile. Whose bright idea was it to take such a cold emotionless photo for a holiday card? They look like they can barely stand being in the same room with each other. WEIRD!
I thought they were to the side so they could cut themselves out.
Fuck them
it’s like a really creepy version of the supremes.
They remind me of the KKK, especially with the ridiculous overuse of Ks but the KKK have nothing on the horror inspired by the whole lot of that massing together.
This picture Really reminds me of the 1932 black and white movie FREAKS,
which is a movie about circus freaks that are deformed, the difference is that the freaks had hearts, this has to be the coldest xmas picture I have ever seen
The Freaks in the movie FREAKS are all deformed,obviously like they are deformed here, even including the little midget baby in a suit and the 13 year old Slut, totally reminds me of the movie,
All they need to do is start singing, ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GABBLE GOOBLE BABBLE
Google it, Freaks, is on youtube
Ive seen that movie and its awesome!
This is deeply disturbing on so many levels…..