The Hoff Will Seduce You and Other News

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- Selena Gomez could face the wrath of tween angst. [Popeater]

- The reasoning behind Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids’ names finally revealed. [Dlisted]

- Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz don’t trust Spanish hospitals either. [Lainey Gossip]

- Salma Hayek is still in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Every father’s worst nightmare. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Courtney Love emerges from heroin coma, tweets pics of herself. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Vivica A. Fox is a cougar. [Socialite Life]

- Tiger Woods’ wandering penis didn’t hurt his paycheck. [Bossip]

- Jarah Mariano is in her underwear. [Popaholic]

- This is the true face of Alzheimer’s. [BuzzFeed]

- 12 Dumbest Owners in Professional Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Hot Chick Self-Portrait Gallery [theCHIVE]

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