The Hoff Will Seduce You and Other News

January 4th, 2011 // 19 Comments

“Cheeseburger? M’lady…”

- Selena Gomez could face the wrath of tween angst. [Popeater]

- The reasoning behind Gwyneth Paltrow‘s kids’ names finally revealed. [Dlisted]

- Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz don’t trust Spanish hospitals either. [Lainey Gossip]

- Salma Hayek is still in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Every father’s worst nightmare. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Courtney Love emerges from heroin coma, tweets pics of herself. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Vivica A. Fox is a cougar. [Socialite Life]

- Tiger Woods’ wandering penis didn’t hurt his paycheck. [Bossip]

- Jarah Mariano is in her underwear. [Popaholic]

- This is the true face of Alzheimer’s. [BuzzFeed]

- 12 Dumbest Owners in Professional Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Hot Chick Self-Portrait Gallery [theCHIVE]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Formspring || Mobile

Photos: Flynet

superficial

  1. I like my men old and crazy

    YUM!

  2. datroof

    The red kerchief with the silver sneakers is especially classy. I can see all manner of women aged 60 and over lining up to be taken for a ride in Michael Knight’s 1985 camaro.

  3. Cock Dr

    “The Hoff” looks soft & poochy.
    The seduction doesn’t seem to be working here on this end.

  4. trousers

    Liking the new curls Bruce Jenner

  5. Tom

    MY friend suggested this
    http://tinyurl.com/354kerm

  6. You just know he has crapped his pants.

  7. Rough of virtue

    I see Selma Hayek been satisfying those pregnancy cravings on American food…Not a good idea.

  8. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Man, The Hoff’s lookin’ kinda rough these days.

    Like he spent the holidays up on Brokeback Mountain drunk, trussed up in head-to-toe black leather like Zed’s gimp with only a mouth hole in the mask and and crotchless pants for “comfort”.

    *

  9. Blech

    Did Judge Judy… get a haircut?

  10. uncle bill

    ……….he must be drunk again.

  11. tolosabo

    every day is more like edward mullhare

  12. Cock Dr

    I’d suck the skin off his cock!!

    • Cock Dr

      This annoys me…..but if this little troll is so preoccupied with my handle & this website then it’s probably less likely they’ll have the time to pursue & molest neighborhood children.

  13. Steelerchick

    Once he removes the cheeseburger from his toilet I’d do em…….

  14. lmfao scarey thought to the women and gay men who would ‘suck on his Kitt’, that’s him WITH Makeup on … could you imagine how derelic he looks without make up???? The man is a fucking mess and I appreciate that about him!!! His turdish strange behavior and overacting makes the rest of us look good!!! He’s the William Shatner of his generation!!!!

Leave A Comment