“Cheeseburger? M’lady…”
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He could Hoff me any day!
The red kerchief with the silver sneakers is especially classy. I can see all manner of women aged 60 and over lining up to be taken for a ride in Michael Knight’s 1985 camaro.
“The Hoff” looks soft & poochy.
The seduction doesn’t seem to be working here on this end.
Liking the new curls Bruce Jenner
MY friend suggested this
http://tinyurl.com/354kerm
You just know he has crapped his pants.
I see Selma Hayek been satisfying those pregnancy cravings on American food…Not a good idea.
Says fat-ass, Rough of virtue.
I sense disagreement in your tone. Are you saying those craters on her ass are natural? They weren’t there before…
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Man, The Hoff’s lookin’ kinda rough these days.
Like he spent the holidays up on Brokeback Mountain drunk, trussed up in head-to-toe black leather like Zed’s gimp with only a mouth hole in the mask and and crotchless pants for “comfort”.
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Grandma?
Did Judge Judy… get a haircut?
……….he must be drunk again.
every day is more like edward mullhare
I’d suck the skin off his cock!!
This annoys me…..but if this little troll is so preoccupied with my handle & this website then it’s probably less likely they’ll have the time to pursue & molest neighborhood children.
Once he removes the cheeseburger from his toilet I’d do em…….
lmfao scarey thought to the women and gay men who would ‘suck on his Kitt’, that’s him WITH Makeup on … could you imagine how derelic he looks without make up???? The man is a fucking mess and I appreciate that about him!!! His turdish strange behavior and overacting makes the rest of us look good!!! He’s the William Shatner of his generation!!!!