Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.
Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…
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Hey, Brooke, move your hair so we can get a better look at those beads…
Look at those two cute little guys…and check out her kids, too.
Showing that insanity is undoubtedly a medical issue, Dr. Drew Pinsky, dressed in his usual evening attire, indicates how treating his patients has made him a bit…odd!
The girl in the middle is going as one of the patients he’s helped.
PEEKABOO! Charlie Sheen version. for the kids of course.
This is what happens when two paparazzi call someone like Brooke Mueller from completely opposite sides. One boob responds to the one on the left and the other to the one on the right.
What the hell is that girl in the middle? White nicki mninaj?
That superhero from the 1950s she’s depicting is more relevant than her… I’d call it sad but I guess it’s just Paris Hilton..
Sam better demand a paternity test when Ronnie’s baby bump erupts in a couple months.
I guess the “Hardy Boys” 70′s hairdo is back in?
I can’t believe he was in my kitchen and I didn’t notice him
Way to use one of the only unattractive pictures of Gwen Stefani that exists.