The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

October 31st, 2011 // 438 Comments

Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.

Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…

- The Superficial

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  1. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Miss C
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    Her tits dressed up as Britney Spears’s for Halloween.

  2. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Miss C
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    Ok seriously, though: how is this NOT a Britney Spears circa 2008 Halloween costume? The only thing missing is a busted weave.

  3. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    zomgbie
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    judging from the ground its obvious that kim kardassian was already there.

  4. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    Bluebies
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    I thought that was Tori Spelling at first. Yikes…

  5. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
    Noel
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    “as long as you’re down there…”

  6. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Noel
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    this literally makes me sick to my stomach. fucking degenerate loser cunt.
    those poor, poor kids:(

  7. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Radadoon
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    Madame Toussant’s is looking for a missing wax figurine…. hmmmm

  8. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
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    Their fake marriage would last longer than Kim Kardashian’s.

  9. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Steelerchick
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    Scott Dickhead

  10. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    Steelerchick
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    Looks like Mike Meyers

  11. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    Steelerchick
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    Skinny Puss??

  12. Pauly D Halloween Costume
    Steelerchick
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    Will someone tell him to put his mask on.

  13. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Schmidtler
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    I wonder if the place that rented her this costume charged her an extra fee to boil the chlamydia out if it when she returned it? Maybe they just spray the crotch with that stuff the bowling alley sprays in the rental shoes.

  14. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Steelerchick
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    Just like Charlie.

  15. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    gooch
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    Looks like what would happen if Dr. Laura and Liberace had a kid.

  16. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Jackie
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    Dorothy Stratten

  17. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Liz
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    Oh, God! The zombie movies were wrong! Head shots do NOTHING!!!

  18. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    ashley
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    So wait, he dressed up as a child molester? That’s not discrete or nothin.

  19. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    gspot hunter
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    Hell of a tampon string

  20. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    lori
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    That’s a scary costume, bro.

  21. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    lori
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    She needs a skirt to hide the fact that she has no shape and to cover up those bony haunches.

  22. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    lori
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    Is she using her hair extensions as a shawl? And what is that weird long rope hanging down off of her?

  23. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    lori
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    This is the crazy face I use to distract you from the fact that I’m flashing my implants.

  24. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Tom Hunks
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    ENOUGH WITH MOTHER FUCKING BRIDGET AND GODDAMN FUCKING HOLLY WHY HAVE I SEEN THE SAME FUCKING PICTURE 10 TIMES HOLY FUCK AM I BEING TROLLED OR IS THIS ASS SHITTERY SUPPOSED TO BE LEGIT???

  25. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    fandy
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    “A shark, 2 zombies and DR. Drew walk into a bar….”

  26. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
    fandy
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    Sammy is goin to be all kinds-of-jelly over the chick Ron’s being,

  27. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    fandy
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    He is way hottter than Bruce was or ever could be

  28. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Mike
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    How many times do we need to see her in this series?

  29. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    The Brown Streak
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    Does she transform into a Camaro? That would be awesome!

  30. Gratianus smith

    It is so Nice Halloween Costume wearing by her Model.
    http://prwebpromocode.weebly.com/

  31. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    Kalarlis
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    That costume costs about $15 at the porn store I work at. She seriously couldn’t afford anything more elaborate than a tube top bee dress that strippers wear?

  32. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    aShleY
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    she’s got that coke-nose shine lol is that white powder or a reflective bead of sweat under her nostril??

  33. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Allison Wunderlan
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    We get it! WE GET IT! A frog fell out of her vagina. Do I win a prize? Can the horror end now?

  34. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Allison Wunderlan
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    …and the fact that this is a children’s charity event (note backdrop Brooke) doesn’t deter her from letting the inner crackwhore within her to come out for just a minute or so.

  35. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Allison Wunderlan
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    This picture is just wrong on sooooo many levels.

  36. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Bri
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    Wow her nipples look weird.

  37. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    “I pull my foot back like so, then quickly snap it forward and up as close to my forehead as possible and…BINGO!…right in the nuts!”

  38. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
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    “I was Sleeping Beauty, and boy oh boy, I found out that it takes more than just a kiss to wake an enchanted princess. Shit, I can barely walk.”

  39. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    I remember when she looked really good. She was 15 or 16 as I remember.

  40. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
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    What the fuck…I’ve been sitting here watching for 15 minutes, and so far she hasn’t even undone his zipper…

  41. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    NO MORE…PLEASE, NO MORE…*click*clickety*click*…*BANG!*

  42. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
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    “Tomorrow I’m starting my new job replacing the water in empty water bottles. The guy said I would be his #1 FILL-A-TRIX, and I’d get $10 for each refill.”

  43. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  44. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    Love the custom paint job on her legs.

  45. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    gigi
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    who???? 15 minutes much?

  46. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    gigi
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    so the succubus had a party I see… hm, hope Matt wasn’t locked up in the dungeon…. :\ poor Ali tho — her date’s wearing douchey loafers when he could have been bad-ass in some combat boots or something

  47. Pauly D Halloween Costume
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    The topical ointment his dermatologist gave him seems to be making a difference.

  48. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    Nice costume, dressed as someone I’d like to molest.

    Several times.

  49. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    Nice costume, dressed as someone I just molested.

    For the first time.

  50. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    So THAT’S why Charlie married her!

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