Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.
Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…
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Her tits dressed up as Britney Spears’s for Halloween.
Ok seriously, though: how is this NOT a Britney Spears circa 2008 Halloween costume? The only thing missing is a busted weave.
judging from the ground its obvious that kim kardassian was already there.
I thought that was Tori Spelling at first. Yikes…
“as long as you’re down there…”
Shine his shoes??
this literally makes me sick to my stomach. fucking degenerate loser cunt.
those poor, poor kids:(
Take some Pepto-Bismol and shut your judgmental pie-hole the fuck up!
Madame Toussant’s is looking for a missing wax figurine…. hmmmm
Their fake marriage would last longer than Kim Kardashian’s.
Scott Dickhead
Looks like Mike Meyers
Skinny Puss??
Will someone tell him to put his mask on.
I wonder if the place that rented her this costume charged her an extra fee to boil the chlamydia out if it when she returned it? Maybe they just spray the crotch with that stuff the bowling alley sprays in the rental shoes.
Just like Charlie.
Looks like what would happen if Dr. Laura and Liberace had a kid.
Dorothy Stratten
Oh, God! The zombie movies were wrong! Head shots do NOTHING!!!
So wait, he dressed up as a child molester? That’s not discrete or nothin.
Hell of a tampon string
That’s a scary costume, bro.
She needs a skirt to hide the fact that she has no shape and to cover up those bony haunches.
Is she using her hair extensions as a shawl? And what is that weird long rope hanging down off of her?
This is the crazy face I use to distract you from the fact that I’m flashing my implants.
ENOUGH WITH MOTHER FUCKING BRIDGET AND GODDAMN FUCKING HOLLY WHY HAVE I SEEN THE SAME FUCKING PICTURE 10 TIMES HOLY FUCK AM I BEING TROLLED OR IS THIS ASS SHITTERY SUPPOSED TO BE LEGIT???
“A shark, 2 zombies and DR. Drew walk into a bar….”
Sammy is goin to be all kinds-of-jelly over the chick Ron’s being,
He is way hottter than Bruce was or ever could be
How many times do we need to see her in this series?
Does she transform into a Camaro? That would be awesome!
It is so Nice Halloween Costume wearing by her Model.
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That costume costs about $15 at the porn store I work at. She seriously couldn’t afford anything more elaborate than a tube top bee dress that strippers wear?
she’s got that coke-nose shine lol is that white powder or a reflective bead of sweat under her nostril??
We get it! WE GET IT! A frog fell out of her vagina. Do I win a prize? Can the horror end now?
…and the fact that this is a children’s charity event (note backdrop Brooke) doesn’t deter her from letting the inner crackwhore within her to come out for just a minute or so.
This picture is just wrong on sooooo many levels.
Wow her nipples look weird.
“I pull my foot back like so, then quickly snap it forward and up as close to my forehead as possible and…BINGO!…right in the nuts!”
“I was Sleeping Beauty, and boy oh boy, I found out that it takes more than just a kiss to wake an enchanted princess. Shit, I can barely walk.”
I remember when she looked really good. She was 15 or 16 as I remember.
What the fuck…I’ve been sitting here watching for 15 minutes, and so far she hasn’t even undone his zipper…
NO MORE…PLEASE, NO MORE…*click*clickety*click*…*BANG!*
“Tomorrow I’m starting my new job replacing the water in empty water bottles. The guy said I would be his #1 FILL-A-TRIX, and I’d get $10 for each refill.”
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Love the custom paint job on her legs.
who???? 15 minutes much?
so the succubus had a party I see… hm, hope Matt wasn’t locked up in the dungeon…. :\ poor Ali tho — her date’s wearing douchey loafers when he could have been bad-ass in some combat boots or something
The topical ointment his dermatologist gave him seems to be making a difference.
Nice costume, dressed as someone I’d like to molest.
Several times.
Nice costume, dressed as someone I just molested.
For the first time.
So THAT’S why Charlie married her!