The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

October 31st, 2011 // 438 Comments

Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.

Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…

- The Superficial

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  1. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Cowboy
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    Ain’t going be no Rodeo for this gal tonight.

  2. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
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    Not seen: Guy holding Nicky’s arm is wearing a sign “Free cat”.

  3. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    This diddler of old cocks usually dresses like this. She is so desperate to have another Sugar Daddy it’s not funny. Wait, yes it is funny.

  4. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    That guy in the other bee costume seems to be missing his stinger.

  5. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    It would come as no suprise to find out he was into little boys. His is suck an immature idiot. The poster boy for Douchebags.

  6. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Sin
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    too bad he wasn’t in costume yet. He is just a little pansie.

  7. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    Gwen is an attractive woman. What did she do to make herself look so old?

  8. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    We would alll still line up to screw her.

  9. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    ♫ Not about to see your light
    And if you wanna find hell with me
    I can show you what it’s like… ♫

  10. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    Too bad we know she is a disease ridden skank because she looks kinda good in this pic.
    She has to wear the tight panty hose to keep her critters in check.

  11. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    Shouldn’t you have a figure before wearing slutty outfits? She has no tits or ass.

  12. Pauly D Halloween Costume
    Sin
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    Looks like someone got in the way of Kim Kardashian and a camera.

  13. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Mike Walker
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    That’s not a Halloween costume. That’s what he wears to ward off Chloe every night.

  14. forrest gump

    thank god: SHE ISN’T SCARY AT ALL, folks!!
    …………….so FUCK halloween.

  15. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    Not sure what that is but you better dig the grave twelve feet deep this time so it doesn’t get out again.

  16. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    TomFrank
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    This isn’t even gay. It’s just…bad. Even the Queer Eye guys are doing a collective facepalm at this.

  17. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    k-bo
    Commented on this photo:

    cher from clueless nip slip, what?

  18. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    Blech
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    She’s wearing hose. That’s more fabric than usual.

  19. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Blech
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    IT’S HALLOWEEN. This is supposed to be a mostly frightening spread.

    Duh.

  20. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Blech
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    Cree. Py.

  21. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
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    A cock diesel without the cock.

  22. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    TomFrank
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    Hello Cryptkeeper.

  23. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Fester
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    This salvaged the entire slideshow.

  24. Pauly D Halloween Costume
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    So he’s wearing a half-mask?

  25. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim K and Humphries..

  26. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    C Bass
    Commented on this photo:

    The timestamp got cut on this one. This picture was taken the exact moment after he revealed he was a bottom.

  27. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    C Bass
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    Congrats, you just out-gayed Zachary Quinto’s costume.

  28. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    C Bass
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    So she tries to get the other kid to lift up the other saggy tit for the camera. He’s not having it. Well done non tit grabbing kid!

  29. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    C Bass
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    He’s going to sacrifice those kids to keep his creepy youth like features. Dr. Drew is the Elizabeth Bathory of tv doctors!

  30. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    Ali Larter went to a party as a Bee actress.

  31. Johnny

    Check out more of her photos at C E L E B U R . C O M

  32. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    Billys
    Commented on this photo:

    LOVE THAT JOKER!

  33. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    She should get together with Ke$ha. It would be like the STD United Nations.

  34. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    Her nipples look like “me gusta”

  35. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Kat
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    I’ve seen an interview with him where they showed his elaborate homemade halloween outfits from year past and frankly, gay jokes aside, this isn’t a shadow of what he’s capable of. Break out that sewing machine and get back in the game!

  36. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
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    These two will last almost as long as the real Kim K and Kris Whats-his-name.

  37. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    “Keep a child alive”
    By taking it away from her!

  38. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
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    It’s nice that she’s hanging out with all her friend… heh heh.

  39. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, a round of applause for this years winner of the best costume at The 3rd Annual “Hollyween” at Studio 54 at MGM Grand Resort and Casino in Vegas, Dick Butkis dressed as Holly Madison!

  40. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    way to suck the life out of those poor kids dr drew.
    now they will grow up to be dysfunctional alcoholic drug addicts with sexual perversions and bad teeth and lost limbs.

  41. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    toys r busted.

  42. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    snarf snarf

  43. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Evil Dick
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    Wow!!! Great tits!!!

  44. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    My teeth are whiter and my nipples darker than Lindsay’s

  45. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Dressed as a Playboy Bunny who refuses to listen. What an original idea!!

  46. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
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    He looks like a young Lloyd Bridges.

  47. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
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    This guy makes me long for a real picture of Snooki. Yuck!

  48. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    “Bridget, that’s NOT a trailer hitch.”

  49. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
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    He’s dressed as an organ grinder…a cocksucker with chipped teeth.

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