The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

October 31st, 2011 // 438 Comments

Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.

Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…

- The Superficial

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord Halloween Costume
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    You have to admit, 18th century Real Dolls weren’t half bad.

  2. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
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    Her clock struck midnight 6 years ago.

  3. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    adolf hitler
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    this is appropriate

  4. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Anon
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    Michael Scott dressed as a priest?

  5. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
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    Steve Hirsch already bought the rights to One Night in She-Ra. You say you won’t watch it, but you will. And you’ll leave disappointed, just like the rest of us.

  6. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    I guess this party doubled as a casting call for the Japanese remake of the Dark Knight.

  7. Pauly D Halloween Costume
    Cam
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    So he went as half 80′s Michael Jackson and half current Michael Jackson?

  8. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    I guess I hadn’t realized that Boring is a costume.

  9. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    blonde
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    Totally fucking appropriate.

  10. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    oldbrownshoe
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    he’s supposed to the be the fireworks on the fourth of july. talk about gay.

  11. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Tuppy
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    There is so much wrong with this jerk…

  12. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    Kissinger
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    This is about as sad as the Kirk Cameron photo.

  13. Pauly D Halloween Costume
    whatevs
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    So it’s the playboy bunny lady and Holly Madison from every possible angle and a lot of shots of an uncostumed Brooke Mueller for some reason. Okay then.

  14. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    He jumped the shark once the cameras stopped rolling.

  15. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    squishy
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    Ummmmmm…OMG…

  16. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    squishy
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    And…do any of his cupboards actually close?!?

  17. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    squishy
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    Sorry, who?

  18. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
    squishy
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    Ummm, why?

  19. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    squishy
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    So 2000!

  20. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    squishy
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    Ahhhhh Britney boobs

  21. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    Is this an audition for Toddlers and Tiaras?

  22. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    How fucked up is this world that sucking mothballed dick really DOES earn you a career?

  23. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Trixie
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    This is extremely appropriate, given the Toys ‘R Us and Mattel logos present in the background… what the fuck

  24. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    So this guy wicks his dick into the Kardashian fortune and can only afford a fucking Dollar General costume? Douche.

  25. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    She’d be cute on a shitty German beer stein… but you’d get gonorrhea drinking from it.

  26. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
    bbiowa
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    Squint into his navel and you can read the Lord’s Prayer.

  27. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    As gash AND a cherry? Both up too high and way too unbelievable.

  28. AnnaLynne McCord Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    Debbie Harry looks damn good for 70.

  29. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    JAKE
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug. . .

  30. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    JAKE
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    Bet the kids will have goddesses in a month with case of cocaine for mom and dad.

  31. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    So… Mario Lopez and a fat, brunette Kelly Ripa?

  32. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    Herpes Thor. Archfoe: Valtrexia.

  33. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    Thor Whore. Archfoe: Abstinentia.

  34. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    Hope she chokes on a rhinestone hairball.

  35. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    one more reason the people who created She-Ra are apologizing for creating that cartoon series.

  36. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    bbiowa
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    So someone called her a social leper and this is what she came up with?

  37. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Piper
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    I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure breast implants are supposed to go in the breast, not the clavicle.

  38. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    Steve
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    I’m still just in awe that this is a real human being.

  39. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Steve
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    WTF AM I WEARING?!?!

  40. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
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    Head and Shoulders is taking this thing too far.

  41. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Gerome
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    The frog and the dead chicken represent Hef. If she only kissed right, she must not know what she’s doing, then he might have turned into her prince charming.

  42. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
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    How convenient he recently announced to the world that he prefers an alternative lifestyle. Otherwise this outfit wouldn’t make sense.

  43. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    DNA
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    My four year old has the same costume, but she wants to wear it everywhere. What can I do, life is too short, I let her wear it on Halloween, to school (Public school), to the doctor, and the market. Still she looks cuter than this Gwen witch. She’s a little old for that, don’t you think?

  44. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
    DNA
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    This is just too funny. Is that a suntanning lamp I see behind them.

  45. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    DNA
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    She looks twice as old as her own mother.

  46. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    DNA
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    Hello Kitty is adorable, what the hell was she thinking.

  47. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
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    Mythbusters: Only known picture of a woman in a wedding dress with her face within an 18″ radius of a man’s crotch.

  48. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    DNA
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    Enough already, I’m going to Heave.

  49. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    Coolest Costume. Hello Kitty Arkham Asylum.

  50. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    DNA
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    She looks cute as her sobered up self.

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