The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

October 31st, 2011 // 438 Comments

Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.

Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…

- The Superficial

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  1. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    DeucePickle
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    not flattering

  2. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    There ain’t no second chance against the thing with crooked eyes, girl

  3. Pauly D Halloween Costume
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    At least he still managed to paint on his eyebrows.

  4. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    She has no idea where she is or how she got there, but you know she’s going to be the life of the party anyhow.

  5. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    “No more coke? Egads!”

  6. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    “The Eye of Charlie sees all!”

  7. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    “Yea, they’re feather earrings. Everyone’s been staring at ‘em all night.”

  8. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    What an adorable pair. And her kids.

  9. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
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    “Let the Wacky Races begin! AH AH AH”

  10. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Snack pack
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    What I don’t get is Fish’s repetition here. What’s the deal?

  11. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
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    “The power of Christ compels me…to put up with her fucking family for at least this long.”

  12. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Cause it’s a filler, filler night
    And this here is a girl who loves to tear up pumpkin pies

  13. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    jaqy
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    is she dressed as “drugged out Brooke Mueller”?

  14. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Snack pack
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    Yeah. What’s going on here?

  15. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    jaqy
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    “Drugged out Brooke Mueller! Complete with props!”

  16. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    And she carries a frog who’ll hypnotize you with his eyes, girl

  17. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    And she can suck the chrome off of a bumper day and night, girl

  18. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    And it takes a lot of work to keep your teeth flourescent white, girl

  19. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Snack pack
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    Ok, I’m seriously weary and nauseous from the stream of ex-bunny pics.

  20. AnnaLynne McCord Halloween Costume
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    Has anybody checked the local cemetery for open graves?

  21. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    You only have about five out of fifteen minutes left tonight, girl

  22. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    Swiss Miss just left a message, said the dress must be more tight, girl

  23. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Snack pack
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    Barf.

  24. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    So wave your arms and smile like your career’s so out of sight, girl

  25. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Cause this is filler, filler night
    The Spearmint Rhino called and said you missed your shift tonight, girl

  26. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    Bazinga
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    Thundercats Ho!

  27. Cause this is filler, filler night
    So dance like someone mind freaks your vagina every night, girl

  28. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    LRW
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    I didn’t know Rapunzel was a whore…

  29. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Snack pack
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    Seems like a budget saving move to me.

  30. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    Jables19
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    How that fat girl from the Blind Melon video really filled out. Still can’t act though.

  31. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    whiskeyafternoon
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    well, they each contributed $5

  32. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
    Jables19
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    What an edgy photo. What’s next? The Situation with Snooki’s penis?

  33. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    LRW
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    What’s under this vest you ask…?

  34. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    LRW
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    TITS! Yaaaaaay!!

  35. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    whiskeyafternoon
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    are we posting pics of her ever 15 degree rotation?

  36. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    Jables19
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    She is dressed as one of her white blood cells. Those things are always at war.

  37. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    whiskeyafternoon
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    again? the point of halloween is to post pics of people that DON’T dress like sluts every other day of their life.

  38. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Tracey
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    I have no idea who he is, but I would like my bedsheet back Mr. Creative!

  39. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    whiskeyafternoon
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    I hope you got a blow job at least, photo boy.

  40. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Pebblz
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    “Come on sweetie, lift it up a little higher. Mommy needs to lick it for the cameras.”

  41. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    G-A-A-A-K!!! At first I thought it was a Tori Spelling costume! I can still taste the vomit in my mouth!

  42. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
    Arizona Ken
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    Why is that dude from Twilight always taking his shirt off?

  43. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Yaaaawn!!!

  44. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
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    Ah! The other Miss Irrelevant.

  45. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Snack pack
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    Fuck!

  46. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Yaaawn! Part II

  47. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    Snack pack
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    Really? All that money and this is the best she could do?

  48. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    Tanzarian
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    Bad costume choice, nobody remembers Richard Simmons.

  49. Pauly D Halloween Costume
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    His face finally has some character to it.

  50. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
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    “In Jersey Shore, wig wears you!”

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