Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.
Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…
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not flattering
Cause this is filler, filler night
There ain’t no second chance against the thing with crooked eyes, girl
At least he still managed to paint on his eyebrows.
She has no idea where she is or how she got there, but you know she’s going to be the life of the party anyhow.
“No more coke? Egads!”
“The Eye of Charlie sees all!”
“Yea, they’re feather earrings. Everyone’s been staring at ‘em all night.”
What an adorable pair. And her kids.
“Let the Wacky Races begin! AH AH AH”
What I don’t get is Fish’s repetition here. What’s the deal?
“The power of Christ compels me…to put up with her fucking family for at least this long.”
Cause it’s a filler, filler night
And this here is a girl who loves to tear up pumpkin pies
is she dressed as “drugged out Brooke Mueller”?
Yeah. What’s going on here?
“Drugged out Brooke Mueller! Complete with props!”
Cause this is filler, filler night
And she carries a frog who’ll hypnotize you with his eyes, girl
/\ This /\
Cause this is filler, filler night
And she can suck the chrome off of a bumper day and night, girl
Cause this is filler, filler night
And it takes a lot of work to keep your teeth flourescent white, girl
Ok, I’m seriously weary and nauseous from the stream of ex-bunny pics.
LOL!
I’m laughing my ass off at Fish’s pattern here.
Has anybody checked the local cemetery for open graves?
Cause this is filler, filler night
You only have about five out of fifteen minutes left tonight, girl
Cause this is filler, filler night
Swiss Miss just left a message, said the dress must be more tight, girl
Barf.
Cause this is filler, filler night
So wave your arms and smile like your career’s so out of sight, girl
that’s good.
Cause this is filler, filler night
The Spearmint Rhino called and said you missed your shift tonight, girl
Thundercats Ho!
I think you mean “Thundercat’s ho”
Cause this is filler, filler night
So dance like someone mind freaks your vagina every night, girl
I didn’t know Rapunzel was a whore…
Seems like a budget saving move to me.
How that fat girl from the Blind Melon video really filled out. Still can’t act though.
well, they each contributed $5
She had to blow that many guys?
What an edgy photo. What’s next? The Situation with Snooki’s penis?
What’s under this vest you ask…?
TITS! Yaaaaaay!!
are we posting pics of her ever 15 degree rotation?
She is dressed as one of her white blood cells. Those things are always at war.
again? the point of halloween is to post pics of people that DON’T dress like sluts every other day of their life.
I have no idea who he is, but I would like my bedsheet back Mr. Creative!
I hope you got a blow job at least, photo boy.
“Come on sweetie, lift it up a little higher. Mommy needs to lick it for the cameras.”
G-A-A-A-K!!! At first I thought it was a Tori Spelling costume! I can still taste the vomit in my mouth!
Why is that dude from Twilight always taking his shirt off?
Yaaaawn!!!
Ah! The other Miss Irrelevant.
Fuck!
Yaaawn! Part II
Really? All that money and this is the best she could do?
You talking about her outfit, or the guy on her arm?
Touche’
Bad costume choice, nobody remembers Richard Simmons.
His face finally has some character to it.
“In Jersey Shore, wig wears you!”