The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

October 31st, 2011 // 438 Comments

Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.

Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…

- The Superficial

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  1. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    kimmykimkim
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    This must be from the “He Had To Tell Me Twice” Collection.

  2. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Rough of Gibraltar
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    Is that suppose to be Carmen Miranda?

  3. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
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    Bruce Downey Danza.

  4. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So someone really went as Fucking This Custard

  5. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
    Rough of Gibraltar
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    Whos idea was this? That broad that keeps playing him like a yoyo?

  6. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    edie
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    Well, I guess she’s showing off the twins.

  7. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    dotmatrix
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    All right, enough of her, and Holly too. You couldn’t find enough different pics?

  8. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    Venom
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    This chick is doing the whole MILF thing all sorts of right.

  9. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    dotmatrix
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    She is great. A class act all the way.

    • a powers

      c’mon say what you will…….. but we all know the only reason we can see her nips is because of the camera flashes. the people at the event would not be able to see what the pictures show. this happens all the time on this site.

      • eatme

        …ummm, yeah, that explains why she showed up for a photo op in a sheer shirt without a bra…and her 2 kids. If you know the issue, you can sure as shit bet that she knows it.

  10. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
    Venom
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    This is all sorts of gay.
    Are you trying to tell us something Uncle Juicehead?

  11. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Venom
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    Yeah, we get it you are gay.

  12. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Last
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    Kid on left: “What’s the legal age for emancipation?”
    Kid on right: “Can you believe we used to suck on those things? Disgusting!”

  13. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    Venom
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    She just looks old, sad and desperate.

  14. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    Richard McBeef
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    her head is a dead ringer for frankenstein, so she squandered that opportunity to play dress up like she’s 30 years younger than she is… meaning just another day for the old bitch.

  15. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    Venom
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    Lying old desperate whore and grifter.

  16. AnnaLynne McCord Halloween Costume
    Number 2
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    Brutal. Even as a lover of the Baroque, I must say this is an affront.

  17. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    Venom
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    I wonder if her down there is as diseased as her sister’s?

  18. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Venom
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    See Lindsay, this is how you do coke head.

  19. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Venom
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    Well hello there.

  20. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    arnieblackblack
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    Stay classy San Diego…

  21. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Venom
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    Hello there again. I am really liking this costume.

  22. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Richard McBeef
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    Whatever event she is attending is sponsored by Mattell and Toys ‘R’ Us, who apparently can a spot a great plastic toy when they see one.

  23. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Venom
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    OK, this just got creepy.

  24. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    Venom
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    He dressed as his true self. Nice.

  25. Gina923

    Cute outfit!

  26. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone
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    That kitchen looks so damn normal that there is no way it is not contrived.

  27. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    Ms.Bri
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    +1

  28. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    Ms.Bri
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    that was in response to Georgio

  29. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    How clever; she went as Holly Madison, 2008.

  30. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Look, I’ll do it again. Kids are here right? And now they’re gone. Men…in…gitis!

  31. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    kimmykimkim
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    Yes, Holly, we get it: your costume sucks. Noted…

  32. ace11

    Nice Cans

  33. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
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    Too old. Cinderella wasn’t a middle aged hag.

  34. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
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    You ain’t nothing but a fucking D-girl. I mean, bee girl.

  35. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    When she asked her fans how she should dress up for Halloween, there must have been enough of them that said they wanted to see her gash.

  36. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Holly crap, that’s a lot of sponsors!

  37. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
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    He’s got the tits for it.

  38. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    kimmykimkim
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    She’s sober. Not smoking crack at all. Sober as a goat. A goat.

  39. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
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    He’s in a panic because he can’t find the glitter.

  40. AnnaLynne McCord Halloween Costume
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    Someone’s trying a little too hard to audition for those new Captain Morgan commercials.

  41. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Rough of Gibraltar
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    She looks decent when standing still.

  42. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
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    Are they filming a sequel to No Country For Old Men?

  43. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
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    After midnight her ride turns into a minivan and her husband turns into a homosexual.

  44. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    DeucePickle
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    Is this an April Fool’s joke, having this many pictures of her in almost the exact same pose ?
    If so, awesome, I love it.
    If not, wtf ?

  45. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    DeucePickle
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    Make up by Tammy Faye Baker

  46. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
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    Please tell me she’s about to enter ThunderDome.

  47. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Rough of Gibraltar
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    Spoke too soon! How you do like that, her non-stillness doesn’t bother me that much for some reason.

  48. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    Someone should have put this cat down a while ago.

  49. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    Cuz this is filler, filler night
    And no one’s gonna save you from the whores about strike

    • jus sayin

      Have you recorded this song yet? I am liking it’s projection, stinky

    • jus sayin

      Have you recorded this song yet cause I am liking it’s projection, Stinky.

      This whore parade is tiring. And lazy.

      I think maybe somebody noshed out on the caramels with the liquor center last night. Or just got wasted on the old fashioned stuff.

  50. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
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    I just hope that somewhere, someone is writing a song about a red-nosed leopard doing coke on Halloween.

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