Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.
Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…
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This must be from the “He Had To Tell Me Twice” Collection.
Is that suppose to be Carmen Miranda?
Bruce Downey Danza.
So someone really went as Fucking This Custard
Whos idea was this? That broad that keeps playing him like a yoyo?
Well, I guess she’s showing off the twins.
All right, enough of her, and Holly too. You couldn’t find enough different pics?
This chick is doing the whole MILF thing all sorts of right.
She is great. A class act all the way.
c’mon say what you will…….. but we all know the only reason we can see her nips is because of the camera flashes. the people at the event would not be able to see what the pictures show. this happens all the time on this site.
…ummm, yeah, that explains why she showed up for a photo op in a sheer shirt without a bra…and her 2 kids. If you know the issue, you can sure as shit bet that she knows it.
This is all sorts of gay.
Are you trying to tell us something Uncle Juicehead?
Yeah, we get it you are gay.
Kid on left: “What’s the legal age for emancipation?”
Kid on right: “Can you believe we used to suck on those things? Disgusting!”
She just looks old, sad and desperate.
her head is a dead ringer for frankenstein, so she squandered that opportunity to play dress up like she’s 30 years younger than she is… meaning just another day for the old bitch.
Lying old desperate whore and grifter.
Brutal. Even as a lover of the Baroque, I must say this is an affront.
I wonder if her down there is as diseased as her sister’s?
See Lindsay, this is how you do coke head.
Well hello there.
Stay classy San Diego…
Hello there again. I am really liking this costume.
Whatever event she is attending is sponsored by Mattell and Toys ‘R’ Us, who apparently can a spot a great plastic toy when they see one.
OK, this just got creepy.
He dressed as his true self. Nice.
Cute outfit!
Holly goes as a slut for Halloween? Wow! completely blown away.
I’d lick her crack from the front to the back even if she hasn’t showered in a week!
That kitchen looks so damn normal that there is no way it is not contrived.
+1
that was in response to Georgio
How clever; she went as Holly Madison, 2008.
Look, I’ll do it again. Kids are here right? And now they’re gone. Men…in…gitis!
Yes, Holly, we get it: your costume sucks. Noted…
Nice Cans
Too old. Cinderella wasn’t a middle aged hag.
You ain’t nothing but a fucking D-girl. I mean, bee girl.
When she asked her fans how she should dress up for Halloween, there must have been enough of them that said they wanted to see her gash.
Brilliant!
Holly crap, that’s a lot of sponsors!
He’s got the tits for it.
She’s sober. Not smoking crack at all. Sober as a goat. A goat.
I love goats and sheep. Especially sheep, they are so naive and stupid, you can do whatever you want to them and they won’t tell.
Unless you get a loud-mouth!
He’s in a panic because he can’t find the glitter.
Someone’s trying a little too hard to audition for those new Captain Morgan commercials.
She looks decent when standing still.
Are they filming a sequel to No Country For Old Men?
After midnight her ride turns into a minivan and her husband turns into a homosexual.
Is this an April Fool’s joke, having this many pictures of her in almost the exact same pose ?
If so, awesome, I love it.
If not, wtf ?
about half this batch is made up of three women.
Make up by Tammy Faye Baker
Please tell me she’s about to enter ThunderDome.
Spoke too soon! How you do like that, her non-stillness doesn’t bother me that much for some reason.
Someone should have put this cat down a while ago.
Cuz this is filler, filler night
And no one’s gonna save you from the whores about strike
Have you recorded this song yet? I am liking it’s projection, stinky
Have you recorded this song yet cause I am liking it’s projection, Stinky.
This whore parade is tiring. And lazy.
I think maybe somebody noshed out on the caramels with the liquor center last night. Or just got wasted on the old fashioned stuff.
I just hope that somewhere, someone is writing a song about a red-nosed leopard doing coke on Halloween.