The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

October 31st, 2011 // 438 Comments

Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.

Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…

- The Superficial

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  1. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    samuel
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    dr drew as a bloodsucking vampire… thats just AWESOME!!!

  2. Richard McBeef

    I wonder what Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison dressed up as because I didn’t see their picture 15 fucking times in TCWM

  3. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    A Halloween party is one of those Top 10 Best Times to Catch a Buzz..

  4. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    pls let me no if u find slppr xxx

  5. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    That one boy already so looks like Charlie. Whoa!

  6. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
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    Did she go to this party with Jon Lovitz?

  7. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    I thought she was supposed to wear a costume.

  8. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    TurdFergussen
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    DATS A NIP SLIP YALL.

  9. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
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    all that costume is missing is a stinger.

  10. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
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    Actually this is quite a scary costume… when people aren’t looking he jumps out from behind the kitchen cabinetry and has sex with your butt.

  11. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
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    I guess the relevancy of those outfits just shit the bed.

  12. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
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    Looks like she’s leaking again.

  13. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    The more I look at her fake wound on her head the more I’m convinced that she got some random bloke to splooge on her. And then for good measure bit his cock and wiped it through it.

  14. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    Oh, I get it. She went as her areola.

  15. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    Nipple alert, due south.

  16. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    desabrey
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    Are those seamen stains on her costume?

  17. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
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    Worst Missed Crap ever, but at least there were nipples.

  18. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    Ruth
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    OMG. SHE. DID. NOT.

  19. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    Japanese style outfit? Check. Fucked up face? Check. Hiroshima victim portrayal success.

  20. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
    Colin
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    Are they going as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries? Because that’s even more hilarious now.

  21. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    And the ‘most inappropriate event to show your nipple at’ award goes to… (not that I’m complaining)

  22. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Thumper
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    She heard that if she blew enough frogs one would turn into a prince.

  23. just here for laughs

    Where’s the one of Jessica Simpson dressed as a “mummy” and admitting she’s pregnant?

  24. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    uj
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    Holly Madison becomes the first ‘lady’ to wear a sluttly slut costume for Halloween.

    • TomFrank

      Pretty sure that was *Dolley* Madison who was the First Lady who wore a sluttly slut costume for Halloween.

  25. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    Just when this set of photos couldn’t get any more inappropriate… The question is, who is more fucked up, her or Charlie?

  26. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    desabrey
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    Did she drop the accordian? If she had an accordian she would look just like Wierd Al!

  27. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Colin
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    It’s Holly Madison.

  28. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Willie Dixon
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    Ok, just stop with this chick. Filler. No idea who it is. Honestly. I don’t.

  29. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    The Pope
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    Winning!

  30. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
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    I can’t help but wonder if when halloween comes around, and chicks like this realize they end up dressing like every other day of their life…do they feel at all ashamed of where life has taken them?

    • Amy

      I’d be pretty ashamed. I mean, selling your body whether you’re a female prostitute or a male fighter doesn’t seem very fulfilling.

  31. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
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    Quickly BumbleGirl, get out of the limo! Beeman away!!!

  32. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    your mom
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    Haha! Her knees are dirty…

  33. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Ah, the old “Down on her luck Playboy Bunny with scalp wound”…it was a big seller at target.

  34. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
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    He forgot the other half of the costume…the stuffed toddler doll with face buried in his crotch.

  35. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Got it! Everything but the kitchen sink.

  36. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Yikers
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    Needed more clicks but didn’t want to use pics of more than two people? Bleehhhh.

  37. Ronnie Snooki Wig Shirtless
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    If he hadn’t blown $35 on that Powerbalance hologram wrist band he could have afforded a shirt.

  38. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
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    Damn, when he comes out, he comes OUT.

  39. Pauly D Halloween Costume
    Rough of Gibraltar
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    You know his hair will make a great costume. $5 bucks is all I need to spend on a mask just to get inside the party. Any more than on a break-the-ice-outfit for a dude is way too much involvement.

  40. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
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    Good-bye Kitty!

  41. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Kimarie
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    I just don’t get it, is the wound to make her a zombie playboy bunny, or is she a playboy bunny who got slapped around and tossed out on her ass?

  42. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    She’s either oblivious as all get out, or an awesome good sport. Either way, welcome back next year!!

  43. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    according to her nipples, the time is 8:20

  44. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
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    Whoa…whoa now Brooke, the event is called “Keep A child alive” just ONE.

  45. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I’m the Playboy Club. I’ve just been cut.”

  46. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Rough of Gibraltar
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    . Where is lady gaga’s costume? is she going simple or extreme? lol such an elle-doofa (us-masculin) doing that crap all year round. Probably get bent out of shape if she can’t come up with something any random day.

  47. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
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    Lifechangers? Looks like he certainly changed those kids lives, they were dysfunctional…now they’re bored.

  48. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    Kimarie
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    Too much makeup.

  49. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
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    Wow. Bumblebee Girl turned out allllllllllllright.

  50. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
    Rough of Gibraltar
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    Shame on you Lester. Is that your way of being a trusted man in America?

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