Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.
Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…
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dr drew as a bloodsucking vampire… thats just AWESOME!!!
That last Brooke Mueller pic totally redeemed this crapfest. Can’t remember when I laughed so hard at a pic here.
Awww! This was supposed to reply to Eric below!
I wonder what Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison dressed up as because I didn’t see their picture 15 fucking times in TCWM
A Halloween party is one of those Top 10 Best Times to Catch a Buzz..
pls let me no if u find slppr xxx
That one boy already so looks like Charlie. Whoa!
That explains the fist full o’ titty.
He’ll be spending the rest of his life trying to get back there with some chickadee.
Did she go to this party with Jon Lovitz?
I thought she was supposed to wear a costume.
DATS A NIP SLIP YALL.
all that costume is missing is a stinger.
Actually this is quite a scary costume… when people aren’t looking he jumps out from behind the kitchen cabinetry and has sex with your butt.
I guess the relevancy of those outfits just shit the bed.
Looks like she’s leaking again.
The more I look at her fake wound on her head the more I’m convinced that she got some random bloke to splooge on her. And then for good measure bit his cock and wiped it through it.
Oh, I get it. She went as her areola.
Nipple alert, due south.
Are those seamen stains on her costume?
yes, a bunch of sailors spilled bleach on her.
facepalm!
Seaman’s semen.
Worst Missed Crap ever, but at least there were nipples.
OMG. SHE. DID. NOT.
Yeah, part of my childhood just withered and died by looking at this.
Japanese style outfit? Check. Fucked up face? Check. Hiroshima victim portrayal success.
Are they going as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries? Because that’s even more hilarious now.
Yeah they were which just makes it hilarious.
Clearly they were clairvoyant.
Best yet!
And the ‘most inappropriate event to show your nipple at’ award goes to… (not that I’m complaining)
She heard that if she blew enough frogs one would turn into a prince.
Where’s the one of Jessica Simpson dressed as a “mummy” and admitting she’s pregnant?
Holly Madison becomes the first ‘lady’ to wear a sluttly slut costume for Halloween.
Pretty sure that was *Dolley* Madison who was the First Lady who wore a sluttly slut costume for Halloween.
Just when this set of photos couldn’t get any more inappropriate… The question is, who is more fucked up, her or Charlie?
Did she drop the accordian? If she had an accordian she would look just like Wierd Al!
It’s Holly Madison.
Ok, just stop with this chick. Filler. No idea who it is. Honestly. I don’t.
Winning!
I can’t help but wonder if when halloween comes around, and chicks like this realize they end up dressing like every other day of their life…do they feel at all ashamed of where life has taken them?
I’d be pretty ashamed. I mean, selling your body whether you’re a female prostitute or a male fighter doesn’t seem very fulfilling.
Quickly BumbleGirl, get out of the limo! Beeman away!!!
Haha! Her knees are dirty…
Ah, the old “Down on her luck Playboy Bunny with scalp wound”…it was a big seller at target.
He forgot the other half of the costume…the stuffed toddler doll with face buried in his crotch.
Two great minds with but one single thought. Nicely played, sir.
Got it! Everything but the kitchen sink.
Needed more clicks but didn’t want to use pics of more than two people? Bleehhhh.
If he hadn’t blown $35 on that Powerbalance hologram wrist band he could have afforded a shirt.
Damn, when he comes out, he comes OUT.
You know his hair will make a great costume. $5 bucks is all I need to spend on a mask just to get inside the party. Any more than on a break-the-ice-outfit for a dude is way too much involvement.
Good-bye Kitty!
I just don’t get it, is the wound to make her a zombie playboy bunny, or is she a playboy bunny who got slapped around and tossed out on her ass?
What’s the difference ? They’re both dead inside.
She’s either oblivious as all get out, or an awesome good sport. Either way, welcome back next year!!
according to her nipples, the time is 8:20
That’s my kind of clock. Does it have an alarm?
I’d probably just keep hitting the snooze button every 10 seconds. Both of ‘em.
Whoa…whoa now Brooke, the event is called “Keep A child alive” just ONE.
“I’m the Playboy Club. I’ve just been cut.”
Nice.
. Where is lady gaga’s costume? is she going simple or extreme? lol such an elle-doofa (us-masculin) doing that crap all year round. Probably get bent out of shape if she can’t come up with something any random day.
Lifechangers? Looks like he certainly changed those kids lives, they were dysfunctional…now they’re bored.
Bored or catatonic?
Too much makeup.
Wow. Bumblebee Girl turned out allllllllllllright.
Shame on you Lester. Is that your way of being a trusted man in America?