Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.
Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…
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…what a classy hooker
Wow, Kermit the Frog is taking some rough gigs these days.
Did she confuse Halloween with Mardi Gras?
Just fucking stop already.
That’s cute as hell.
Wow, that’s pretty fucking original.
Yep, what a twat!
Who’s she supposed to be? Chris Brown’s Playboy fantasy???
reach
An altar boy all grown up… Still looking pretty gay.
Famous for fucking a Kardashian and helping release more hellspawn into the world. Nice job asshole.
+1! [except for the fucking part - really don't think he ever fit the bill]
And fathering a child while unwed … tsk tsk. Flaming hypocrite.
Uhmmm Where’s gay waldo?
(sigh of relief)
“I can finally wear this costume.”
Everything about this picture is wrong on every level.
Looks like she’s been on her kness.
And apparently she missed on the downstroke and slammed her head into the ground.
Wow, she already has a mom body…
No waist and no hips, she looks more like a telephone pole to me.
So now he’s dropping hints that he’s gay ?
a pedophile in a douchebag mask?
Someone is feeling flamboyantly fabulous. Let it out….tis the season.
Hubba hubba.
You know what would be really funny?
If he shoved her head into his crotch, like he was pumping a bike tire.
Well, between this and Charlie’s many faces I think we can all agree that they walk among us..
Is the frog a purse or a prop?
Poor frog.
I really wish he dressed as Han Solo.
Instead he dresses up as a gay Lando Calrissian.
Lol! I think you guys have his last name wrong. It Dick.
Before he hooked up with the Kardashians his nickname was Handjob Solo.
To quote Bill Paxton in Aliens: Game over, man! Game over!
I like it….wonder if the shoes matched.
don’t you have google?
footwear: http://tinyurl.com/438ale3
That’s not our Richard, that’s a spammer asshole.
The link showed the shoes; that ain’t spam to me.
Thanks Mr Burger.
Pedobear dressed as dracula? You’re not foolin’ anyone!
He should have put saran wrap around his face if he wanted to be Bruce Jenner.
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Looks like she’s doing much better.
Too cumbersome.
Too cucumbersome. If that dress was green, she’d be in trouble.
I see she went as my girlfriend.
He still lives at home with his mom?
Does Photoboy have a thing for Holly?
and Marquardt?
“What? I thought you said, ‘Dress like more of a THOR than usual…’”
with Hef gone she cant even afford decent Barbie hair
wait. nipple. full on nipple, and this didn’t get its own post? wow.
That ain’t right.
I’m offended on Hello Kitty’s behalf.
“Hey kids. Want to hear how I know so much about repressed molestation memories?
my hero…
WTF is that frog thing?
Maybe she thinks it’s a prince.
shes the princes from “tangled” that’s the chameleon.
Nyan turkey neck
did she get her fake wounds in the dollar bin at walmart? sheesh
Skanky Pussy…what else is new?
Uhhhh…gross!
Cinderella is seriously punk rick you guys!
Yeah I totally agree. Punk Rick is a pretty cool costume. I don’t know how she ever got the whole thing togeter. I mean they don’t just sell Punk Rick costumes at Target. You have to be a true fan of his to pull off a Punk Rick costume….what’s that? its just a typo? oh shit…nevermind… move along….nothing to see here..
That outfit should have stayed in the closet…
He went as a guy who just got queefed on by Deena
LOL
WInner.
Yeah. I was gonna try for something, but it ain’t gonna beat that.
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Paris the Princess of Herpes!
wow, she’s gone as normal person!!! greeeeat costume!!!
Dr. Drew as Vampire Anderson Cooper?
Even the Power of Grey Skull can’t defeat genital warts!
the headlights are on… nobodies home…
+1
-1 for misspelling “nobody’s.”
she looks terrified of her wonk-nipple