The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

October 31st, 2011 // 438 Comments

Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on it good.) I also tossed in a Final Five to ease us back into the day-to-day journalistic endeavors of The Superficial before I mentally check out for Thanksgiving around Wednesday.

Wait, this one’s not a costume. Dammit, Photo Boy…

- The Superficial

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  1. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    eatme
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    …what a classy hooker

  2. Frank Burns

    Wow, Kermit the Frog is taking some rough gigs these days.

  3. Cock Dr

    Did she confuse Halloween with Mardi Gras?

  4. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    Deacon Jones
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    Just fucking stop already.

  5. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    That’s cute as hell.

  6. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, that’s pretty fucking original.

  7. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
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    Who’s she supposed to be? Chris Brown’s Playboy fantasy???

  8. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
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    An altar boy all grown up… Still looking pretty gay.

  9. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    Famous for fucking a Kardashian and helping release more hellspawn into the world. Nice job asshole.

  10. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
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    Uhmmm Where’s gay waldo?

  11. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (sigh of relief)

    “I can finally wear this costume.”

  12. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    B
    Commented on this photo:

    Everything about this picture is wrong on every level.

  13. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    LegMan
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    Looks like she’s been on her kness.

  14. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
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    Wow, she already has a mom body…

  15. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    So now he’s dropping hints that he’s gay ?

  16. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    lolz
    Commented on this photo:

    a pedophile in a douchebag mask?

  17. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Someone is feeling flamboyantly fabulous. Let it out….tis the season.

  18. Ali Larter Halloween Costume
    LegMan
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    Hubba hubba.

  19. Kelly Ripa Nick Lachey Halloween Costume
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what would be really funny?

    If he shoved her head into his crotch, like he was pumping a bike tire.

  20. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, between this and Charlie’s many faces I think we can all agree that they walk among us..

  21. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    Is the frog a purse or a prop?
    Poor frog.

  22. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
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    I really wish he dressed as Han Solo.

  23. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    To quote Bill Paxton in Aliens: Game over, man! Game over!

  24. AnnaLynne McCord Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    I like it….wonder if the shoes matched.

  25. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
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    Pedobear dressed as dracula? You’re not foolin’ anyone!

  26. Lester Holt Halloween Costume The Today Show
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    He should have put saran wrap around his face if he wanted to be Bruce Jenner.

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  27. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    Deacon Jones
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    Looks like she’s doing much better.

  28. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Too cumbersome.

  29. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she went as my girlfriend.

  30. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    Hume
    Commented on this photo:

    He still lives at home with his mom?

  31. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Does Photoboy have a thing for Holly?

  32. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
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    “What? I thought you said, ‘Dress like more of a THOR than usual…’”

  33. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    with Hef gone she cant even afford decent Barbie hair

  34. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    justagirl
    Commented on this photo:

    wait. nipple. full on nipple, and this didn’t get its own post? wow.

  35. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That ain’t right.
    I’m offended on Hello Kitty’s behalf.

  36. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey kids. Want to hear how I know so much about repressed molestation memories?

  37. Scott Disick Halloween Costume
    samuel
    Commented on this photo:

    my hero…

  38. Holly Madison Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is that frog thing?

  39. Bethenny Frankel Halloween Costume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Nyan turkey neck

  40. Bridget Marquardt Halloween Costume
    amanda
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    did she get her fake wounds in the dollar bin at walmart? sheesh

  41. Nicky Hilton Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    Skanky Pussy…what else is new?

  42. Gwen Stefani Halloween Costume
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Cinderella is seriously punk rick you guys!

    • I Stink

      Yeah I totally agree. Punk Rick is a pretty cool costume. I don’t know how she ever got the whole thing togeter. I mean they don’t just sell Punk Rick costumes at Target. You have to be a true fan of his to pull off a Punk Rick costume….what’s that? its just a typo? oh shit…nevermind… move along….nothing to see here..

  43. Zacharay Quinto Halloween Costume Twitter
    didn'tseethatcoming
    Commented on this photo:

    That outfit should have stayed in the closet…

  44. Pauly D Halloween Costume
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    He went as a guy who just got queefed on by Deena

    • Snack pack

      Yeah. I was gonna try for something, but it ain’t gonna beat that.

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  45. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris the Princess of Herpes!

  46. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    samuel
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, she’s gone as normal person!!! greeeeat costume!!!

  47. Dr Drew Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    Dr. Drew as Vampire Anderson Cooper?

  48. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    Rachel
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the Power of Grey Skull can’t defeat genital warts!

  49. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    samuel
    Commented on this photo:

    the headlights are on… nobodies home…

  50. Brooke Mueller See Through Shirt
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks terrified of her wonk-nipple

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