“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.”
- (Fake. Goddammit, It’s Fake.) Mos Def via Twitter.
is the author of this website a virgin?
Are you? That’s why you’re here to look at tits right, because you’ve never seen a pair in real life. Right?
Plus that 8′ comment made you realize that you’re packing a baby dick, inverted is probably the better term. Bieber is most likely bigger than you….so is Chyna….
smh …how you know bieber’s size?
lemme guess you fantasize about him when you look at his poster on your wall
you’re a Loser
kill yourself fishybitch
Are you talking about Chyna the female pro wrestler?
I saw “her’s”. It was scary. Tooooo much roids man. It look like a thumb
Well according the the interwebz, it’s bigger than yours
“Female”…. Right…. Right….
hahaha that’s hilarious
no. he has a 3 inch dick inside his ass..and it belongs to Usher.
can’t believe you’re quoting a fake twitter account. MOS DEF IS NOT ON TWITTER THIS IS FAKE
couldn’t. care. less. I laughed and that’s all that matters in the entire Universe.
why does it matter? the quote is still awesome.
Cant believe you are posting such an inconsequential remark, Bob. (translation- no one cares whether its fake or real, its the fact that its funny-so shut the fuck up)
It’s twue! It’s twue!
Get back to work, bob!
Stupid people, that’s a 10 inch dildo that Selena forgot to take out before he went on stage.
What is he about to do with that fist?!
nah.. he will probably go Richard gear him
I believe Mos Def has just won himelf a spot on the “Most Important People on the Internet”…
How does Mos Def know the size of Usher’s dick?!
We don’t need to go down that dark path. This information is more than enough.
I Mos Def enjoyed that quote.
Does this mean that Bieber isn’t a lesbian, after all?
What happened to musical taste in this country?
Hendrix and Jim Morrison are rolling in their fucking graves.
North American musical taste began to decline when performers started wearing driving gloves. In fact, the mortgage crisis, child obesity, teen pregnancy and conversations surrounding celebrity dick, all began with the introduction of the driving glove. True story.
I always heard “Twilight” was responsible, but the glove thing works for me. I’m still gonna blame it for everything else, tho.
Sit tight. The Foo Fighters new album is coming out next month. Finally, some music that isn’t created on a computer.
1) Foo Fighters arent all that
2) a high proportion if not most mainstream albums use computers in post-production/mastering
3)whether music is made via an instrument or via computer software, it still requires a lot of talent to make good music
Not really, stoner. It takes less talent to make music on a computer, although does take time and dedication. That being said, it’s harder to be a competent musician than a competent computer composer.
your talking total rubbish. if you ever even used music production software, you`d know the immense depth there is to it. i`m not sayin computers are harder or require more talent to make music., just that they need to be recognised as a vaild source of music. the original point i was implying is that the medium doesnt matter, its what the individual can do with it.
and dont confuse being a musician wih a composer
Mos Def = Legendary.
It’s all mathematics..
I think we’re the only one’s who realized the reference you just used.
That is a fake twitter account. Mos Def doesn’t even use Twitter.
Not to mention Mos Def doesn’t even know how to SPELL Twitter….
who the fuck is usher?
He is the black guy up top who looks like he is about to shove his dick into bieber doggie style.
If I was either of them, I’d be getting onto my tour bus every night with a handfull of teen girls like I’m carrying out a 6 pack.
my only regret is that I was born a girl.
You’re ok with being ugly?
Laugh it up, but when the rest of the “Justin Bieber” escape from the Osmond Cloning Facility in Salt Lake City, any chance of hearing good music on the radio will be lost forever, like Charlie Sheen’s sanity or a disease-free Kardashian hoo-hah.
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