“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.”
- (Fake. Goddammit, It’s Fake.) Mos Def via Twitter.
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The Greatest Quote About Justin Bieber You Will Ever Read in Your Life
March 3rd, 2011 // 92 Comments
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is the author of this website a virgin?
Are you? That’s why you’re here to look at tits right, because you’ve never seen a pair in real life. Right?
Plus that 8′ comment made you realize that you’re packing a baby dick, inverted is probably the better term. Bieber is most likely bigger than you….so is Chyna….
smh …how you know bieber’s size?
lemme guess you fantasize about him when you look at his poster on your wall
you’re a Loser
kill yourself fishybitch
Are you talking about Chyna the female pro wrestler?
I saw “her’s”. It was scary. Tooooo much roids man. It look like a thumb
Well according the the interwebz, it’s bigger than yours
“Female”…. Right…. Right….
hahaha that’s hilarious
no. he has a 3 inch dick inside his ass..and it belongs to Usher.
can’t believe you’re quoting a fake twitter account. MOS DEF IS NOT ON TWITTER THIS IS FAKE
couldn’t. care. less. I laughed and that’s all that matters in the entire Universe.
why does it matter? the quote is still awesome.
Cant believe you are posting such an inconsequential remark, Bob. (translation- no one cares whether its fake or real, its the fact that its funny-so shut the fuck up)
It’s twue! It’s twue!
Get back to work, bob!
Stupid people, that’s a 10 inch dildo that Selena forgot to take out before he went on stage.
What is he about to do with that fist?!
nah.. he will probably go Richard gear him
I believe Mos Def has just won himelf a spot on the “Most Important People on the Internet”…
How does Mos Def know the size of Usher’s dick?!
We don’t need to go down that dark path. This information is more than enough.
Justin Bieber looks like the love child of Clay Aiken and Kanye West.
Charlie Sheen’s not winning! Justin Bieber’s fangs are spraying fire works.
I Mos Def enjoyed that quote.
HA
Totally inappropriate.
Does this mean that Bieber isn’t a lesbian, after all?
God,
What happened to musical taste in this country?
Hendrix and Jim Morrison are rolling in their fucking graves.
North American musical taste began to decline when performers started wearing driving gloves. In fact, the mortgage crisis, child obesity, teen pregnancy and conversations surrounding celebrity dick, all began with the introduction of the driving glove. True story.
I always heard “Twilight” was responsible, but the glove thing works for me. I’m still gonna blame it for everything else, tho.
Sit tight. The Foo Fighters new album is coming out next month. Finally, some music that isn’t created on a computer.
1) Foo Fighters arent all that
2) a high proportion if not most mainstream albums use computers in post-production/mastering
3)whether music is made via an instrument or via computer software, it still requires a lot of talent to make good music
Not really, stoner. It takes less talent to make music on a computer, although does take time and dedication. That being said, it’s harder to be a competent musician than a competent computer composer.
@matrim
your talking total rubbish. if you ever even used music production software, you`d know the immense depth there is to it. i`m not sayin computers are harder or require more talent to make music., just that they need to be recognised as a vaild source of music. the original point i was implying is that the medium doesnt matter, its what the individual can do with it.
and dont confuse being a musician wih a composer
Mos Def = Legendary.
It’s all mathematics..
I think we’re the only one’s who realized the reference you just used.
That is a fake twitter account. Mos Def doesn’t even use Twitter.
Not to mention Mos Def doesn’t even know how to SPELL Twitter….
Or 10!
Holy shit.
who the fuck is usher?
He is the black guy up top who looks like he is about to shove his dick into bieber doggie style.
If I was either of them, I’d be getting onto my tour bus every night with a handfull of teen girls like I’m carrying out a 6 pack.
I look at these photos & I wonder if I somehow beamed down to the wrong planet.
“Earth” right? Outer arm of Milky Way galaxy?
Mos Def is probally right. This is what it usually looks like, right before Usher makes the biebes his bitch.
my only regret is that I was born a girl.
You’re ok with being ugly?
bwahahahahahahaha*fart*hahahahahahaha!
Laugh it up, but when the rest of the “Justin Bieber” escape from the Osmond Cloning Facility in Salt Lake City, any chance of hearing good music on the radio will be lost forever, like Charlie Sheen’s sanity or a disease-free Kardashian hoo-hah.
That’s not Mos Def’s ACTUAL account on Twitter.
http://twitter.com/mosdefofficial
Who cares. Whoever wrote that is fucking hysterical.
Mos Def, Justin Bieber, and Usher should be “Human Centipeded” (in that order) for their crimes against good entertainment. Mos Def for the lame movies and music, Usher for his abuse of AutoTune and the creation of Bieber, and Bieber for existing.
I think your giving usher to much credit. I blame the kids parents for the creation of Bieber and for him existing.
I’d like to elect Spike Lee to replace Mos Def.
And they have to wear a Knicks jersey
My human centipede would be Lindsay Lohan, Ke$ha, Britney, Snookie….
Deacon – your terms are acceptable.
BT – Also approved.
Well, I can’t beat that.
You said beat. Ehh’heheh.
Awww how cute, Usher even gave him a blinged out jizz rag
In 10 years, this kid will have banged more hot women than anyone posting messages on this site.
LOL, Yeah right. In 10 years he will probally have came out of the closet like Ricky Martin and the kid from the backstreet boys.
I don’t know about you, but the whole idea of Usher have 10″? NOT POSSIBLE. Besides, if he did have 10″ he’d be trying to stuff it up his own ass he loves himself so much.
Leave it up to Dante to talk out both sides of his fat ass again… and why, exactly, is it not possible? Just curious, I mean, its not like it’s out of the realm of possibility, people have been known to have bigger- then again, you’re much, much more of an authority on fallace facts than I, so hey, you may be right.. but why, exactly do you care so much?
“fallace”
So freaking funny……
Leave it up to K Soze, whoever you are, to take a flippant comment that was intended to be sarcastic and a bit caustic and turn it into a debate as to whether or not Usher’s penis could or could not be 10″. Are you his publicist? Manicurist? Dance Instructor?
Obviously you are very aware that people have been known to have bigger units. Your personal self knowledge on the topic leads me to believe you carry with you a mobile glory hole port-a-poty to test your theories of male largess close-up.
Thus my question to you is, why do YOU care so much about an irrelevant post on the internet?
oh shi…twitter beef
Mother fucker some people are stupid. Who gives a flying fuck if its a fake account, its funny as hell and if you dont think so then you must be a Bieber fan so GTFO.
Wait, so is making fun of gay people cool now or is it still “homophobic”?
I would go with something along the lines of “Justin Beiber is one cock in the mouth shy of two cocks in the mouth” …………Just sayin!
I’d go with “Justin Bieber is 0 pussies shy of being a pussy.”
I guess it’s better than Lou Pearlman, right, Aaron Carter?
Hmmmm one of the many pedo’s managing the young talent in Hollywood.
Hahaha I was right, damn I’m good. Check my repy to you below.
That quote was just a rewording of a Sarah Silverman dig at Carson Daly at his Roast.
Not really Mos Def, but still hilarious…
I think Mos Def meant to say that he heard Bieber has a 10″ dick and he named it Usher.
Yup fake twitter account. Black Dante is too brilliant to be tweetin 99% of the crap seen on that page. Its not even a Twitter verified page. People are so gullible.
Terrible thing to say about a minor, a talented young boy. Not even remotely funny.
You know how there is old bitter ladies who worry about men and sex offenses and underage and rape blah blah blah, what about cougars and Justin Bieber? There are many cougars out there who’d love to fuck the shit out of underage Bieber. You are probably one of them.
your such a sick shit. that’s just gross. the only rehab for pedophelia is a death sentence. now go wash your filthy mouth out with soap, you dirty shit! on JB he’s such a lovely kid. i just hope he stays that way, and keeps all the agenda reptiles away. keep that soul all yours JB, you have talent n you don’t need to sell yourself for anything.
BeeWeeBieber wanted to “TASTE” a black p*nis this time.
Bazinga.
Yeah, that wins.
Hey, I’d be jealous if some white pretty boy kid 20 years younger than me was way more successful than me, too.
mos def is funny – he wont get in trouble for this comment though as he is black and blacks can do or say whatever they want because blacks who they never knew were owned by white people we never knew over a hundred and fifty years ago.
This should be the top post until you die. Or until Bieber ascends to his throne in heaven. Whatever happens first.
He doesn’t look like he’s bothered by having usher’s dick up his ass. But neither would a lot of 16 year old girls, apparently.
FAKE quote-you’ve lost maaad credibility, here! Mos Def isn’t even on Twittter!
The handkerchief code, according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code appears to be correct: wearing a silver lame handkerchief in one’s left pocket signals that he is a male celebrity/rock star. Wearing it in the right pocket would signal that the male wearer is looking to have sex with a male rock star. The code doesn’t explicitly say that he’s looking for sex, but acknowledges that, yes, he’s a gay target.
I really doubt the kid knew what kind of joke the stylists were playing when he wore it.
… that’s about where the little bitch belongs – but Usher’s no catch – I think Biebiatch outta be blowin’ Mike Tyson
there is a debate on that but still lol