The Golden Globes Crap We Missed
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is just us mopping up the rest of the boobs, butts, and derpfaces from last night’s Golden Globes. We also got people like Sam Smith and Jon Hamm, who were obviously going to use their trophies for either assplay or as a long range scope to make sure the limousine line doesn’t run over their penis. I’ll let you all figure out which of those situations applies to who. And don’t worry, even though I shitcanned all the fake tits of Instagram for this concept today, they’ll be back tomorrow. Those things don’t biodegrade for shit.
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