The Founder of Spanx Wants Us To Stop Judging Kim Kardashian

April 29th, 2013 // 71 Comments
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Seen above vacationing in Greece (Because what better way to relax than to flaunt your ill-gotten wealth amidst a collapsed economy?), Kim Kardashian‘s pregnant body has really stirred up a debate about what’s off limits when it comes to commenting on pregnancy. Since the freshly-shorn Gwyneth Paltrow gave the organic seal of approval to Kim’s pregnancy, many others have stepped up in defense. Most hilariously notably, however, is Sara Blakely, founder of Spanx. People reports:

I think women being pregnant should just be left alone. As a woman who went through that, you’re already feeling like something foreign took over your body. And to have everybody commenting on it, that’s tough. Let her wear what she wants. She’s so beautiful — with a face like that, who cares what your body’s doing?

This is like if the creators of Propofol had said, “Look, everyone just relax about Michael Jackson‘s napping schedule. Haven’t you seen him dance? You’ve got to be well-rested to moonwalk.” Aside from the fact that Spanx is a product that exists entirely on the hope that women feel ashamed of their bodies, Blakely and others are missing the point about Kim entirely. Had Kim not gone on TV and lied about her weight, then proceed to tell the paparazzi where she’d be, every single day for weeks while stuffing herself into ill-fitting or completely inappropriate outfits, everybody would have just continued to treat her with the exact level of respect they’d give to any amateur pornstar who got knocked up by a douchebag rapper in the middle of an ugly divorce to end the sham marriage she staged to steal millions of dollars from her wedding guests.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “This iPhone is huge! It’s like a camera!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Say ‘I’m rich enough to save your country, but I won’t!’”

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    Butt Plugger
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    Some tree stumps right there

    • happylife

      All you haters are nothing but jealous. She will lose the weight after the baby and be gorgeous again. She will still be rich also. So sorry to burst your bubble. It’s sad when people refuse to change their own lives when they are this miserable but find it acceptable to attack someone who had managed to change her situation. I’m not saying that you would be as rich as her but change what you don’t like about you and don’t worry about trying to change someone else with your hatred ways. Get a life and stop hating on someone who has a fabulous life.

      • Gigi

        Talk about needing a life! You need to get off the ground and quit bowing and scraping.

      • Truth&Happiness

        No not a fabulous life…’famewhore cunt from a soulless, evil family who got pissed onto fame’ {quote from Georgio}

  4. serimode

    Why does it look like she’s carrying the baby from her belly button down to between her thighs? I’m 5 feet even and my babies were huge, almost 10 pounds and yes I gained a bunch of weight with the first one…but NO, I never looked like the baby was hanging between my thighs!

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    Deacon Jones
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    Uh, no, everyone’s still looking at your balloon ass

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    Deacon Jones
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    She looks like the giant in “Time Bandits” that walks out of the ocean with that ship on its head.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    YOUR DAYS OF DRESSING UP LIKE MARY JANE ROTTENCROTCH IN YOUR PRETTY PINK BIKINI ARE *OVER*!!

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    anonymous
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    She looks like a busted Ketchup packet.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “I SEE IT! I SEE A WHALE!”
    “No Kim, that’s a mirror.”

  10. OK, I won’t judge Kim because of her pregnancy size.

    I’ll stick to judging her because she’s a famewhore cunt from a soulless, evil family who got pissed onto fame.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      If she’d just go the hell away, no one would judge her. shit, no one would even care. Many would pray for her and the whole whore family to vanish,

  11. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  12. Suck it

    Of course the creator of Spanx would defend their money bag.. her and her sisters (the older ones, but give the 2 little ones a few years and they’ll be on the Spanx train too) are probably what keeps the company up and running. They are ALWAYS wearing Spanx. Always.

  13. No one is “judging” kim kuntrashian. On the contrary, everyone is quite clear and upfront in saying that kim kuntrashian is a disgusting cow-creature!

  14. whatthe

    People who flaunt their bodies because they think they’re hot but they’re not, deserve all the ridicule they get.

  15. “Everybody would have just continued to treat her with the exact level of respect they’d give to any amateur pornstar who got knocked up by a douchebag rapper in the middle of an ugly divorce to end the sham marriage she staged to steal millions of dollars from her wedding guests.”

    That’s a beautiful sentence.

  16. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    “Leave her alone?” Riiight…how about her and her stupid cunt family leave US, the rest of planet earth, alone? THEY are the ones callig these paparatzo scumbag to photograph her at every step. And SHE is the one dressing like NO pregnant woman would ever dress just because she’s a fucking camwhore cunt.

    DIE IN A PLANE CRASH ALREADY.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “With a face like that, who cares what your body’s doing?” says the lady who makes millions selling products to hold your fat body together and no products to make your face look better.

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    jimmy
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    You can see tes spanx outline on her leg in this photo. Any other woman I would have guessed it was a slip.

  19. I think we can all agree that it makes little sense to call a pregnant woman fat…unless we’d already been calling that woman fat for years prior to her getting knocked up out of wedlock, combined with the fact that a 1.5lb fetus has made her gain 190lbs.

    So basically, shut the fuck up Kim, you’re a fat cow.

  20. Sandoucheky

    Jesus christ, that last paragraph should be painted on a canvas and framed in a museum. Nice one Photo Boy

  21. If I were pregnant and her size I would not wear what she does…but let’s face it, even when she’s not pregnant she wears craptastic outfits. Her sister kourtney at least tries to put an outfit together…Kim wears clothing not suited to her body type at all. I also have large breasts but I wouldn’t be caught dead in that crap.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think I’ve ever used the words “humongous” and “bulbous” in my life, but now I do.

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    Little Tongue
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    Dumbette and Dumberette, looking away from the photographer, as if it was a fucking candid shot.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is the one on the left missing pants, or a skirt? And why is the one on the right pregnant in her belly AND in her ass?

  25. Damn shame this is not the Costa Concordia being captained by Captain Shettino, that is all I have to say. Instead of prison, he would be getting a medal and a statue built.

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    George P Burdell
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    This should become the pictorial definition for a Kilo-Blivit

  27. I’m gonna go ahead and say it…. Photo boy>Fish

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    Commented on this photo:

    please. KK asks for all the negative attention, regardless of her pregnancy. not to mention at her size she should be gaining 25 pounds over the 9 months and she already looks like she put on 40+ at 6 months…

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    AndrewMacCloud
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re a big white whale and you are always hungry. Eat everything that moves, sink ships and survive as long as you can!
    Starring Kim Khardasian as Moby Dick the killer Whale

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    Fred
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    IS there such thing as fat pissporn?
    She gained at least 75lbs

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    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I understand that the Kardashian sisters really keep Spanx in business, and so she feels the need to defend them because of it, but does she not realize that her client only has a career because of her looks? HELLO!

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    She’s going to have a much longer arm if she wants to fit herself in the photograph. A fisheye lens may help.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Breaking News – Yacht sinks in Mykonos, Greece.

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    George P Burdell
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    A singularity looking for a place to happen.

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    Pete
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    I know it’s wrong, I know it’s mean, but I look at this picture and I’m reminded of the Kool-Aid man.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
    Commented on this photo:

    If Photo Boy has any of her in a bikini, may he keep them off the site.

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone is totally overdosing on lip injections to me. Ugh. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo. Don’t get me started on Courtney’s outfit … did someone say “at least she tries” ???

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    Jack Ketch
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    Orange face … white arms ???

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    The Pope
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    Hey, Kool Aid!

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    rospo
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    Two sided pregnancy. It’s a miracle.

  41. Rubyskye

    Kim loves the attention. Spans is only backing her up because she keeps them in business.

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    aw
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you guys kidding me? You are bashing a pregnant woman? May as well kick a dog when its down. I don’t like the woman, or any of the kardashians, but talking about a pregnant woman like that is just an embarrassment. Imagine seeing guys or girls shit talk your wife, girlfriend or daughter because of her weight while pregnant. Have a little respect people. You are the reason society is so fucked up these days.

    • anonymous

      Actually Kim K is the reason people are fucked up these days. How is bashing a pregnant Kim K = to bashing all pregnant women?

      I guess that means all pregnant women started off as gold-digging, attention-whore pornstars too?

    • AnitaC24

      Maybe if this talentless, dumb cunt didn’t put herself out there every goddam day just begging for a comment — negative or otherwise — then maybe you’d be right with your accusation. But under the circumstances — no way. In fact, defending her under the b.s. basis of “how can you insult a pregnant woman” just makes you sound almost as dumb as a Kardashian.

  43. Dr. J

    (To the home Post, not the one above.)
    Here here! *sloshes whiskey out of rocks glass*
    (To the one above,)
    Well shit lady, if you can’t take the heat, don’t let somebody piss on you, I always like to say.

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    Queef Sister
    Commented on this photo:

    Serious question…How does this bitch sleep? She can’t lie on her back because of that enormous ass, certainly can’t lie on her stomach, and if she’s on her side those udders are going to roll to the side and cut off circulation to an arm. Do cows sleep standing up?

  45. lettusaur

    It’s Clifford the Big Red Dog!!

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    Skippy86
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    See the shadow Kim? of course you dont but if you did thats what it would look like if he still touched you.

  47. lawn

    OK, Kim has made a career out of attention whoring, but she now expects to be left alone. Make up your damn mind, Fatso.

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    Cock Dr
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    MOO

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