The First Time Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Met Michael Bay

June 27th, 2011 // 87 Comments

Where have I seen this pose before…

GQ.com just published “Blow-Up: An Oral History of Michael Bay, the Most Explosive Director of All Time” today which chronicles the work of the infamous pyromaniac disguised as a director. They’ve also made available outtakes including the first time Michael Bay met Rosie Huntington-Whiteley before being forced to give her Megan Fox‘s job, or Steven Spielberg wasn’t paying him in yellowcake uranium anymore:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: “I first met Michael back in 2009; it was on the set of the Christmas commercial for Victoria’s Secret. I remember the first thing Michael said to me— before he even introduced himself or asked me my name—was “Can you walk?” And I looked at him like, “What is this man talking about? Yeah, of course I can walk.” And then he proceeded to tell them to get me in the car, and then I was driven—I mean, honestly, I want to say it was about half a mile out in the desert. I kept thinking, “This is a joke, right?” And the car dumped me in the middle of the desert. All I was wearing was a bra and underwear and a big, billowing, black, floor-length cape and high heels. And he says, “OK, when we shout action, you’re going to walk!” and I assumed I would be doing this in several stages. They yelled action, and the car sped off back to set, and I just was like, “Well, what am I supposed to do?” So I walked all the way back to where the camera was standing, which took me—I would say a good 10, 12 minutes, and it was a proper runway stomp—on salt flats; it was like 100 degrees, felt like fire. I remember walking back and being not impressed by the whole thing. I was pretty pissed off afterwards; I just looked at Michael, and he goes, “I guess you can walk, then.”

The Superficial has also obtained exclusive outtakes from GQ‘s oral history which for some reason didn’t make the cut:

Script Supervisor, Armageddon: I had heard the stories before, “Oh, don’t work on that movie, the director’s a date rapist,” but you just never know how glamorous it is until Steve Buscemi walks in and goes, “Mike, I gotta call the cops. — Psyche!”

Intern, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: I had never cleaned a pool in heels before. Or been date raped for college credit, so altogether it was a different experience.

Extra, The Island: I couldn’t wait to meet Ewan MacGregor in the desert which turned out to be date rape next to a Gila monster. Which got me in Transformers! I’m the girl whose SUV tries to eat her.

Scarlett Johansson: Looking back, now I see how I ended up with Sean Penn. Because of the date rape.

Shia LaBeouf: No kidding? Date rape? There were others? Way to make a guy feel special, Mike. I kid.

Nicolas Cage: Did he have to blow up my sister with C4 to hide the fact he date raped her? Probably not, but that’s how Michael thinks. He has a vision, and he sees it through. Like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistene Chapel with his cock and a fistful of plastique.

(Before anyone gets bent out of shape, click on this photo then try to tell me everything I just wrote here isn’t the most believable fake anecdotes you’ve ever read in your life. I made them up myself, and I’d still bet money at least all of them happened.)

Photo: Splash News

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  1. She makes me want to watch the movie Mannequin.

  2. Jon Hex

    It looks like Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf have gotten into the realistic sex doll business. “It’s a blow up!”

  3. Knippy

    Sometimes her face is beautiful, other times it reminds me of Khloe’s face, I think it’s the lips and nose.

  4. cc

    Uh-oh…my hot twit (T-W-I-T) alarm is going off.

  5. I’m starting to see why Michael Bay thinks these Hollywood chicks are a pain in the ass. They don’t want to wash cars, they don’t want to walk in the desert…

  6. JC

    Wait…was Michael Bay directing the Victoria’s Secret commercial, or does he just show up on lingerie photoshoots and abduct models?

    • Search

      It totally didn’t even occur to me that it was for the commercial. I just figured he was hanging around on set and went “Aha! That one!”

      • ME

        I sure as hell hope it was for a commercial or otherwise that sounds like an abduction/abuse situation.

        Actually it still does regardless.

  7. eyeee

    she’s even more dead in the eyes than audrina.

    • Mike

      That’s why I like Diora Baird and Kelly Brook. They’re just beautiful EV-ERY-WHERE.

      For the record, I don’t hate hate Rosie Huntington-Whitley, but it’s the people who are saying she’s the hottest thing out there. Like one guy said, you can’t judge her acting skills from 3 seconds of footage. Plus, one review said that she makes Megan Fox look like Meryl Streep in comparison.

      Rosie needs to play a superhero role, not one of an arverage civilian.

      • Simon Spaulding

        Would like to see her naked so I can judge (Rosie) . Diora Baird looks like she is a handful of fun in every aspect

      • cc

        God, Kelly Brook. I was sick in bed this weekend and watched Piranha. Worst horrow movie I’ve seen in a decade but you get to see A LOT of Kelly Brook and she is magnificent.

  8. Emily

    Well, he sounds like a comple and utter douchebag… I, for one, am shocked! Shocked, I tells ya!

  9. bay butt hay

    the guy is such a massive dick

  10. Drew

    Her facial expressions are so incredibly bland and boring. She needs to take her top off to be remotely interesting. She should try smiling, and closing her fucking mouth.

  11. Scott

    he sounds like a total asshole, i would never work for him, no matter what.

  12. Rancid

    Douche…Duck…Douche

  13. Bay must have the smallest Penis known to man.

  14. Venom

    Bay the biggest fucking douchebag and will go down in history for ruining Transformers.

    Can this bitch even talk? I swear I have never heard her utter a single word.

    • Jovy

      Just what has she done to piss you off so much that you need to call her a bitch? And yes she can talk, go watch some of her interviews, she’s very charming and sweet.

      • Rosie

        “Oh, wow, THANKS Jovy! I really needed you to stand up for me on thesuperficial.com. It really hurt my feelings when Mr. Venom called me a bitch. Now please run away with me so I can suck your cock 24/7.”

  15. Dave

    She was upset she had to walk for a half mile which took 12 minutes. Sounds like such a tough days work. What a spoiled bitch

  16. Cock Dr

    Hope she has talents other than being able to not blink in the face of a billion camera flashes.
    I’ve never seen a “Transformers” movie. Based on a popular line of kid’s toys….am I right? The dialogue must be scintillating.

  17. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s hot.

  18. Michael Bay
    La maldicion de la cocha del diablo azul
    Commented on this photo:

    Well that settles it. All scenarios certified.

  19. Donald Trump

    Michael Bay is a #1 ASSHOLE. I mean – just look at him. What a grumpy old queen.

  20. MarkM

    How the hell can this talentless eye candy POSSIBLY replace Megan Fox?!? Oh…wait a minute…nevermind.

  21. Linzie

    Shia La Bog looks way more feminine than Rosie Butchernose – Ducklips

  22. The Listener

    Bay’s not being a jerk. He wanted to see whether Rosie was going to be one of those women that whine and complain that ‘it’s too hard’ to walk in the desert. Or complain that ‘It’s too hot…’ and then demand a car to pick her up. Basically, he wanted to make sure she could handle physical work for a movie shot in the heat.

    • MarkM

      I’m pretty sure he just wanted to see if she would blow him once he got her into the car…and when she didn’t after driving a mile, he kicked her out and told her to walk home. I’ve done the same thing many times!

  23. Racer X

    She has looooooooong neck.

    /FAIL

  24. Todd

    Tag Team Pocket Pool? Who knew?

  25. TomFrank

    I suspect that pose of hers tells us a lot about her acting ability.

  26. Deacon Jones

    I’d rather watch Courtney Stodden’s music video on a repeating loop for 2 hours rather than watch a Michael Bay “film”.

  27. I wonder if Speilberg dropped Bay off in the middle of the desert and then, while driving off, yelled out “Direct!” to see if Bay could?

  28. Michael Bay
    bay butt hay
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet this guy thinks he looks like a ken doll. republican men tend to see themselves as chiseled jon hamms. they’ll never lose the smugness to realize they look like tiny-peened creeps.

  29. Erica

    He’s an asshole. No doubt. But oh god, she had to walk a whole half mile?! 10-12 minutes?? damn i’m exhausted just reading that. hyperventilating really.

  30. DrainBamaged

    It’s nice that Michael and Shia got a chance to visit Madame Tussauds in London.

  31. Nah, no way she put all of ‘em werdz together.

  32. Albert Carmona

    Megan Fox had to wash his car in Daisy Dukes. This Michael Bay sure is peculiar. Most of us would have just said, “Uh huh, just like that. Keep doing that with your mouth…mmmm. Just like that.”

  33. WTF

    YARGH what is that! She looks so weird!

    Also who is the chick in the middle. She is ugly too.

  34. Mandy

    Sounds a little exaggerated. Either way, it makes sense. He didn’t want to deal with another actress who sat on set and did nothing all day. If you’re going to be filming a commercial that could take days, and all you’ll be doing is walking – then walking for 10 minutes isn’t that big of a deal.

  35. Frank Burns

    How come the skinny dude in the middle is wrapped in tin foil and wearing a woman’s wig?

  36. bahlder

    What the fuck. Hey I’m gonna make you walk, that shows me you’re an actor. Also guess it wouldn’t be hard to abduct one of these girls. “Hey get in this car and let me drive you out to the desert in your underwear” … “Ok”.

  37. youcandieNOW

    I’d like to see him try that shit on Naomi Campbell.

  38. Man, I want to rape Michael Bay.

  39. puhleez

    All you people who hate Michael Bay for making an overpaid dumb bitch walk for 10 minutes, what do you do for a living?? It must be pretty nice if you’re feeling so sorry for this ho. Or maybe you’re just confused, which is ok.

  40. bitingontinfoil

    “Can you believe he made me WALK?! – In HIGH HEELS?! – A whole 10 FUCKING MINUTES?!” The more these vapid whore open their collagened lips, the more I agree w/Bay.

  41. Ellen

    I don’t know what’s weirder–her face or the fact that she’s dating Jason Statham.

  42. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    CKW
    Commented on this photo:

    You are getting sleepy… very sleepy…

  43. Michael Bay
    L
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a guy I dated a few years ago.

  44. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    temp
    Commented on this photo:

    goodness, this girl could not be any more beautiful.

  45. Melvin

    Rosie is very beautiful and get great legs. She is just an improvement over Megan what’s her name, and good riddance to her and her fifteen minutes.

    • More so than most of the misogynistic shit that goes on with this site, people like you genuinely scare me.

      Because in 3 lines of text I get this horrible feeling that you’re one of those creepy stalker types.

  46. the captain

    please don’t panic.
    THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME…………………………promise!!

  47. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Michael Bay Shia LaBeouf
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick is butt-ugly.

    • 84-Jefferey Herlings

      Are you fucking blind, she fucking still hot and hugely pretty as hell, Michael Bay is a fucker, oldhag dumb ass.

  48. josh

    My dead stuffed parrot is more alive than this real doll.

  49. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Jenny
    Commented on this photo:

    Her right scapula looks like it could cut someone if they get too close.

  50. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Jenny
    Commented on this photo:

    Eww… that doesn’t look healthy

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