To everyone’s surprise, Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court early today and as a reward for crawling out of the gutter on time, she got ambushed by a process server who slapped her with a $17,000 lawsuit. TMZ reports:
The process server says Lindsay “freaked out,” told people around her to get the guy out of the elevator and away from her. The process server says he attempted to hand Lindsay the papers but she would not take them so he dropped them on the elevator floor, by her feet.
Under California law, generally a process server has done his job when he comes face to face with the person served.
Hopefully this’ll make everyone feel better when it’s revealed Lindsay skipped her alcohol classes to drown puppies but she still doesn’t go to jail. That being said, did the process server really need to surprise her in the elevator? All he had to do was pour a little booze on the sidewalk and she would’ve came right out.
LINDSAY: Huh, wha? *sniff sniff* Bourbon! *dives out window*
TOM SAWYER: Aw, shucks, not again.
Photos: Getty
What a useless vapid cunt. Looks like the “Orange One” got her lips injected once again.
i thought the same thing. her upper lip looks like it may explode…
She looks like daffy duck
I would still bang her
2nd!
I wonder who’s suing her now??? oh the flying monkeys guild? makes sense.
I love how she is trying really hard to look interested but I can read your thoughts Lindsay:
“Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow……”
HA! That was funny.
Oh, God. This comment made me literally LOL.
ROFL, too funny
My guess is Donald Duck is suing her.
That just looks so incredibly bad.
Or is it swelling from the waitress punching her?
Too many stories about and photos of this has been on this site lately. Give us a break.
Dont’t worry, in about 14 days you’ll be getting your wish. Well… at least untill they release her.
I can’t wait until she goes to jail and gets Linda Blaired…. That is going to be the best ever.
And for you dumb asses that don’t know what I am talking about, look up the movie Born Innocent….
If you have to explain a lame attempt at a joke, it probably isn’t all that funny to begin with and in this case, this holds true.
Is this funny? Fuck you. You dumb ass red neck…
It wasnt funny before but it is now.
Not after the third time hearing it in a day. Nice try anyway sac sniff.
Maybe you should take the hint you dumb ass red neck.
Wow, the big moment. Half of me wants justice served, half of me doesn’t want my source of sleazy online entertainment to dry up.
eh, she’s almost too uninteresting to rip on anymore. Yawn.
can’t this girl just OD and die already.
no she can’t. case in point: britney spears.
Lindsay Lohan guilty?
The charge?
Being a Major Superstar in the first degree!
Guilty!
Throw yourself on the mercy of the court, young lady! There is no way you’ll beat that rap!
Randal’s Rectum
She’s’ got some bruising under her left eye that’s noticeable in pic 3
I cannot believe i used to have a crush on her, when she was redhead and had big nice boobs,
now she looks disgusting, the boobs are still there but they lost their magic,
is like when you find your childhood toys that you loved, but now you realize they are dirty, nasty and have a fungus growing on them… thats lindsay
Everything started to go to hell after she hang out with Paris Hilton, there are at least 10 celebrities, (including britney) that mysteriously ended up messed up and ANOREXIC after hanging out with Paris, is almost like Paris tells them being skinny is the only way, is almost like paris takes out her competition, think about it
cocaine
christ, for someone who is so young she looks SO haggard. Big black bags under her eyes, the double chin, wrinkly neck, vacant eyes… stress really fucks with you. Her top lip looks like it hurts being so puffy like that.
ya stress…and coke.
Is it me, or do these pics of her look like a worn-out Rachel McAdams?
Her face in the first pic looks like the faces of chicks in Max Hardcore porn movies….the “How the fuck did I get into this situation” face
Oh god. I know those. And I can’t believe I just admitted that. I’m going to hell.
Max Rules!!! Can’t wait for him to get out and open up shop again.
She actually looks better here than she has for a while. Maybe she is being forced to reduce her intake, or at least not party before the court appearance.
duck lips
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
I don’t know what it is, but there is something about this girl that turns me on.
try your local trailer park — it’ll be a goldmine for you.
Thanks for the tip!
Same salsa I bet her liver is nasty… mmm mmm
This is the first case I have unfortunately ever come across where someone expressed a possible STD fetish.
Too! I want her to put on a power suit and spank me
god i wanna put it in here so bad
last!
LOOKS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17k for the suit, probly ten g’s for the probation violation, i cant help but think she walks again :) dont these people only ever ultimately go down for tax evasion? and considering she’s probly not made shit in years..
pic 6: great. now i know what linday lohan’s sex face looks like.
she’s looking very very sexy. losing the “emaciated coke fiend” look definitely agrees with her. niiiiiiice….
I wouldn’t give her a second glance at a bar. Fucking nasty ginger!
That is because the odds of seeing a female(biological, not dressed as one) in the bars you go to would be extremely rare.
You must be a ginger too. I ain’t mad at’cha. I would be bitter too if I was one of you ugly fuckers.
What is wrong with her lips??
You have been served by the best!!
I have been reading about Lindsay’s face for a while now, but that photo of her face in court this morning is the perfect example of “puffy and older.”
I can’t believe that she is still in her 20′s.
Even with a sh!tload of cosmetics, Lindsay still looks artificial.
Haha, yeah, sure she’ll go to jail.
Lindsay Lohan could snort enough coke to kill Keith Richards three times over, kill 300 cops, burn down a church full of kids, and smoke a kitten. They’d make her wear a bracelet and tell her to stay home for a week.
+2 Batshit funny.
Hey, it’s a fucking bloated duck-whore. With a drug problem. And no friends. And a fucked-up cunt sister. And a bitch MILF-wannabe prostitute mother.
Cool.
Doesn’t bashing Lindsay Lohan ever get old? Like seriously.
90 days in jail!! just handed down.. God Bless the USA!!
90 days, baby. And she earned every minute of it.
Woot! 90 Days! Better hope they take her immediately cuz there is NO WAY she will show up on her own later. She will either OD or skip town. Hope the judge pulled her passport. LOL
Actually her parents need to spend the 90 days with her since they are partialy responsible for the trainwreck she has become.
her douchebag father and dina “party mom” lohan screwed her up
Maybe she can do a jail porno.
it’s the BEST thing that could have happened for her!
I think she got 90 days
blow job lips
I have this urge to pet her arm.
awww, look she went and had the duck-lip procedure done…. ditz
That’s not a bruise. Her makeup is running. Happens to the best of us.
the duck stuff is mean, but i watched all day n hopes the spoiled brat got jail. Maybe now she’ll learn she isn’t above the law. She’ll violate soon by drinking befofe the 2 weeks even end.
Nice bags under the eyes. Well, at least she’ll get some sleep in prison; not much to do.
this is so embarressing.
IT’S A SHAME TO BE AN AMERICAN, folks!!
(thanks to her)
Jesus Christ, she’s only a few years older than me but she looks like she’s in her mid-thirties.
Looking older and sick ,what this skin like rough
Trout lips. She is so stupid
Hahaha cry