The Feel Good Story of The Year

July 6th, 2010 // 76 Comments

To everyone’s surprise, Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court early today and as a reward for crawling out of the gutter on time, she got ambushed by a process server who slapped her with a $17,000 lawsuit. TMZ reports:

The process server says Lindsay “freaked out,” told people around her to get the guy out of the elevator and away from her. The process server says he attempted to hand Lindsay the papers but she would not take them so he dropped them on the elevator floor, by her feet.
Under California law, generally a process server has done his job when he comes face to face with the person served.

Hopefully this’ll make everyone feel better when it’s revealed Lindsay skipped her alcohol classes to drown puppies but she still doesn’t go to jail. That being said, did the process server really need to surprise her in the elevator? All he had to do was pour a little booze on the sidewalk and she would’ve came right out.

LINDSAY: Huh, wha? *sniff sniff* Bourbon! *dives out window*
TOM SAWYER: Aw, shucks, not again.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Captain_Insano

    What a useless vapid cunt. Looks like the “Orange One” got her lips injected once again.

  2. Taz

    I would still bang her

  3. fuuuuu

    I wonder who’s suing her now??? oh the flying monkeys guild? makes sense.

  4. King Sized Homer

    I love how she is trying really hard to look interested but I can read your thoughts Lindsay:
    “Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow……”

  5. ZigZagZoey

    My guess is Donald Duck is suing her.
    That just looks so incredibly bad.
    Or is it swelling from the waitress punching her?

  6. Lady Blah Blah

    Too many stories about and photos of this has been on this site lately. Give us a break.

    • YEAH!!!

      Dont’t worry, in about 14 days you’ll be getting your wish. Well… at least untill they release her.

  7. I can’t wait until she goes to jail and gets Linda Blaired…. That is going to be the best ever.

    And for you dumb asses that don’t know what I am talking about, look up the movie Born Innocent….

  8. VD
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    Wow, the big moment. Half of me wants justice served, half of me doesn’t want my source of sleazy online entertainment to dry up.

  9. Expert on Everything

    eh, she’s almost too uninteresting to rip on anymore. Yawn.

  10. Karen

    can’t this girl just OD and die already.

  11. Randal's Rectum

    Lindsay Lohan guilty?

    The charge?

    Being a Major Superstar in the first degree!

    Guilty!

    Throw yourself on the mercy of the court, young lady! There is no way you’ll beat that rap!

    Randal’s Rectum

  12. jake

    She’s’ got some bruising under her left eye that’s noticeable in pic 3

  13. mao

    I cannot believe i used to have a crush on her, when she was redhead and had big nice boobs,

    now she looks disgusting, the boobs are still there but they lost their magic,
    is like when you find your childhood toys that you loved, but now you realize they are dirty, nasty and have a fungus growing on them… thats lindsay

    Everything started to go to hell after she hang out with Paris Hilton, there are at least 10 celebrities, (including britney) that mysteriously ended up messed up and ANOREXIC after hanging out with Paris, is almost like Paris tells them being skinny is the only way, is almost like paris takes out her competition, think about it

  14. its me fuckers

    christ, for someone who is so young she looks SO haggard. Big black bags under her eyes, the double chin, wrinkly neck, vacant eyes… stress really fucks with you. Her top lip looks like it hurts being so puffy like that.

  15. PabloHoney
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or do these pics of her look like a worn-out Rachel McAdams?

  16. Deacon Jones' Liver

    Her face in the first pic looks like the faces of chicks in Max Hardcore porn movies….the “How the fuck did I get into this situation” face

  17. jim x

    She actually looks better here than she has for a while. Maybe she is being forced to reduce her intake, or at least not party before the court appearance.

  18. Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    duck lips

  19. My name is Lindsay and I looks like a duck

    QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

  20. salsa

    I don’t know what it is, but there is something about this girl that turns me on.

  21. adam
    Commented on this photo:

    god i wanna put it in here so bad

    last!

  22. Doc Schweinstrudel

    LOOKS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. dude
    Commented on this photo:

    17k for the suit, probly ten g’s for the probation violation, i cant help but think she walks again :) dont these people only ever ultimately go down for tax evasion? and considering she’s probly not made shit in years..

  24. d c
    Commented on this photo:

    pic 6: great. now i know what linday lohan’s sex face looks like.

  25. shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s looking very very sexy. losing the “emaciated coke fiend” look definitely agrees with her. niiiiiiice….

  26. BARF

    I wouldn’t give her a second glance at a bar. Fucking nasty ginger!

  27. Karla
    Commented on this photo:

    What is wrong with her lips??

  28. P Express

    You have been served by the best!!

  29. joho777

    I have been reading about Lindsay’s face for a while now, but that photo of her face in court this morning is the perfect example of “puffy and older.”

    I can’t believe that she is still in her 20′s.

    Even with a sh!tload of cosmetics, Lindsay still looks artificial.

  30. Georgeo

    Haha, yeah, sure she’ll go to jail.

    Lindsay Lohan could snort enough coke to kill Keith Richards three times over, kill 300 cops, burn down a church full of kids, and smoke a kitten. They’d make her wear a bracelet and tell her to stay home for a week.

  31. Klingon

    Hey, it’s a fucking bloated duck-whore. With a drug problem. And no friends. And a fucked-up cunt sister. And a bitch MILF-wannabe prostitute mother.

    Cool.

  32. kitty_kat

    Doesn’t bashing Lindsay Lohan ever get old? Like seriously.

  33. Quacky

    90 days in jail!! just handed down.. God Bless the USA!!

  34. Anonymous

    90 days, baby. And she earned every minute of it.

  35. 90DayHoProgram

    Woot! 90 Days! Better hope they take her immediately cuz there is NO WAY she will show up on her own later. She will either OD or skip town. Hope the judge pulled her passport. LOL

  36. Hazardman

    Actually her parents need to spend the 90 days with her since they are partialy responsible for the trainwreck she has become.

  37. Marcus

    Maybe she can do a jail porno.

  38. bitingontinfoil

    it’s the BEST thing that could have happened for her!

  39. See Alice
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she got 90 days

  40. Instead

    blow job lips

  41. Annie
    Commented on this photo:

    I have this urge to pet her arm.

  42. ropesolo

    awww, look she went and had the duck-lip procedure done…. ditz

  43. yoyo

    That’s not a bruise. Her makeup is running. Happens to the best of us.

  44. Malini Frederick

    the duck stuff is mean, but i watched all day n hopes the spoiled brat got jail. Maybe now she’ll learn she isn’t above the law. She’ll violate soon by drinking befofe the 2 weeks even end.

  45. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice bags under the eyes. Well, at least she’ll get some sleep in prison; not much to do.

  46. captain america

    this is so embarressing.
    IT’S A SHAME TO BE AN AMERICAN, folks!!

    (thanks to her)

  47. Vannah
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ, she’s only a few years older than me but she looks like she’s in her mid-thirties.

  48. Kaz

    Looking older and sick ,what this skin like rough

  49. Pig Fish
    Commented on this photo:

    Trout lips. She is so stupid

  50. Slig

    Hahaha cry

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