The Eva Mendes ‘Sex Tape’ and Other News

- Eva Mendes made a sex tape. (You’re going to want to skip to the last 20 seconds to avoid feelings of anger.) [After the Jump]

- Laurence Fishburne is upset about his daughter’s porno. — This really is the slowest news day known to man. [Popeater]

- Lindsay Lohan did an interview with Maxim before going to jail. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel’s side booty. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian in Spandex. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joel Madden did NOT cheat on Nicole Richie. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eva Wrywal has renewed my faith in there being a higher power. [IDLYITW]

- Erika Christensen should show more cleavage. [Popoholic]

- Holly Peers seems to be missing a shirt… [Egotastic]

- Michelle Duggar knows the planet doesn’t need repopulating, right? [The Fab Life]

- Dolph Lundgren in short shorts. [The Blemish]

- Whoopi Goldberg is now fighting RadarOnline for Mel Gibson’s honor. [Bossip]

- Christina Hendricks’ High School Yearbook Photo. [Huffington Post]

- Gisele Bundchen thinks mothers should breastfeed or go to jail. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Danielle Staub wants to work with Ke$ha. That seems realistic. [Hollywood Life]

- Mischa Barton is pulling an Amanda Bynes. [Socialite Life]

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