- Eva Mendes made a sex tape. (You’re going to want to skip to the last 20 seconds to avoid feelings of anger.) [After the Jump]
- Laurence Fishburne is upset about his daughter’s porno. — This really is the slowest news day known to man. [Popeater]
- Lindsay Lohan did an interview with Maxim before going to jail. Of course. [Dlisted]
- Jessica Biel’s side booty. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kim Kardashian in Spandex. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Joel Madden did NOT cheat on Nicole Richie. [Lainey Gossip]
- Eva Wrywal has renewed my faith in there being a higher power. [IDLYITW]
- Erika Christensen should show more cleavage. [Popoholic]
- Holly Peers seems to be missing a shirt… [Egotastic]
- Michelle Duggar knows the planet doesn’t need repopulating, right? [The Fab Life]
- Dolph Lundgren in short shorts. [The Blemish]
- Whoopi Goldberg is now fighting RadarOnline for Mel Gibson’s honor. [Bossip]
- Christina Hendricks’ High School Yearbook Photo. [Huffington Post]
- Gisele Bundchen thinks mothers should breastfeed or go to jail. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Danielle Staub wants to work with Ke$ha. That seems realistic. [Hollywood Life]
- Mischa Barton is pulling an Amanda Bynes. [Socialite Life]
fake sex tape?? booooo………….
what’s worse? a fake sex tape, or a famous person’s daughter who so totally fails to grasp the concept of celebrity sex tape that she makes a full blown porn movie on accident.
what’s worse is when she’s the spitting image of her dad. cool as he is id never be able to get past that.
and it’s *by* accident..
I fucked your mother.
what by ouijaboard?
haha, classic comeback
LOL make stupid people feel stupider.
(( I had sex with your mom?? C’mon Mr. Smackup just take the correction like a big boy. ))
The internet is a sad place. Everyone’s mother died shortly before she was insulted :-(
That being said, she was a shitty lay.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
If she were all that was hopping the southern fence I’d be down there with a ladder and cold water helping.
lol, she looks better in night vision.
she’s so hot I still watched it twice.
That´s sad. But you are quite right.
clever Eva Mendes, very clever.
I still jerked off watching it. How do you like ‘dem apples Eva Mendes
Randal(l)
lol
I chuckled.
She has perhaps the greatest ass in hollywood today.
Eva Wrywal is stunning in a good way!
I can jerk of to anything with Eva Mendes in it. All her movies are sextapes to me. YAY!
I now fucking hate Eva Mendez.
Eva Longoria’s sex tape for Funny or Die was a lot more funnier than this one.
Jesus Christ — what a dublin app! (t9)
That was actually kinda funny
another old whore trying too act younger than they are.
Best way to cover up a sex tape is to make a spoof about it. Damn celeb sluts think they are sooo cleaver!
I wish you guys would change the “S” in the Superficial logo…. It reminds me of a limp dick.
XOXO
reminds me of the cancer awareness ribbon. And it just looks sorta out of place because its the only letter in cursive
Shit design. Some asshole got his hands on Adobe Illustrator and all of the sudden he’s Paul Rand.
damn that was funny!
FIRST!
this is old…it’s making the rounds again???
She looks like Madonna in night vision.
So there’s no sex tape, huh.
shes not wearing a bra…swack swack
she’s so so smokin hot.
hillarious vid.
you are retarded
Is anyone else having trouble adjusting the sound on the funny or die player before it drops back down. I can’t fucking get it
I choose DIE
if this is eva mendes…….
……..I’M BATMAN!!!
I would love to bind her in sex tape.
When will “Funny or Die” make something that is actually funny?
She is way fuckin overrated !
How that ? It’s christina aguilera??
Isn’t shes two fail movies away from a real sex tape?
who wrote this garbage?
Craminal in room in bed
Yeah belive me
f*@kin funny
Die.
Change the S, it looks more like an &.
When u dont have talent or ur fame is waning or ure attention whoring, u release sex tapes. Or “create” fragrances, or “design” clothing lines. Its all so simple…
Is this footage from the Exorcism of Emily Rose?