The Eva Mendes ‘Sex Tape’ and Other News

August 3rd, 2010 // 51 Comments

- Eva Mendes made a sex tape. (You’re going to want to skip to the last 20 seconds to avoid feelings of anger.) [After the Jump]

- Laurence Fishburne is upset about his daughter’s porno. — This really is the slowest news day known to man. [Popeater]

- Lindsay Lohan did an interview with Maxim before going to jail. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel’s side booty. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian in Spandex. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joel Madden did NOT cheat on Nicole Richie. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eva Wrywal has renewed my faith in there being a higher power. [IDLYITW]

- Erika Christensen should show more cleavage. [Popoholic]

- Holly Peers seems to be missing a shirt… [Egotastic]

- Michelle Duggar knows the planet doesn’t need repopulating, right? [The Fab Life]

- Dolph Lundgren in short shorts. [The Blemish]

- Whoopi Goldberg is now fighting RadarOnline for Mel Gibson’s honor. [Bossip]

- Christina Hendricks’ High School Yearbook Photo. [Huffington Post]

- Gisele Bundchen thinks mothers should breastfeed or go to jail. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Danielle Staub wants to work with Ke$ha. That seems realistic. [Hollywood Life]

- Mischa Barton is pulling an Amanda Bynes. [Socialite Life]

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  1. fake sex tape?? booooo………….

  2. McFeely Smackup

    what’s worse? a fake sex tape, or a famous person’s daughter who so totally fails to grasp the concept of celebrity sex tape that she makes a full blown porn movie on accident.

  3. koushoku

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

  4. Cardinal Fang

    If she were all that was hopping the southern fence I’d be down there with a ladder and cold water helping.

  5. jkhjkh

    lol, she looks better in night vision.

  6. j/k

    she’s so hot I still watched it twice.

  7. stud

    clever Eva Mendes, very clever.

  8. Randal(l)

    I still jerked off watching it. How do you like ‘dem apples Eva Mendes

    Randal(l)

  9. mydoggydroppedit

    She has perhaps the greatest ass in hollywood today.

  10. Oh my God

    Eva Wrywal is stunning in a good way!

  11. James

    I can jerk of to anything with Eva Mendes in it. All her movies are sextapes to me. YAY!

  12. I now fucking hate Eva Mendez.

  13. Jonesy

    Eva Longoria’s sex tape for Funny or Die was a lot more funnier than this one.

  14. Internet
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ — what a dublin app! (t9)

  15. Dank

    That was actually kinda funny

  16. burton
    Commented on this photo:

    another old whore trying too act younger than they are.

  17. Nate

    Best way to cover up a sex tape is to make a spoof about it. Damn celeb sluts think they are sooo cleaver!

  18. Jessics

    I wish you guys would change the “S” in the Superficial logo…. It reminds me of a limp dick.

    XOXO

    • true

      reminds me of the cancer awareness ribbon. And it just looks sorta out of place because its the only letter in cursive

  19. skip

    damn that was funny!

  20. MSK
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST!

  21. mfb

    this is old…it’s making the rounds again???

  22. Burt
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Madonna in night vision.

  23. Totally Serious

    So there’s no sex tape, huh.

  24. Bob Sachamano

    shes not wearing a bra…swack swack

  25. teabagger (think balls, not politics)
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s so so smokin hot.

    hillarious vid.

  26. carmen

    you are retarded

  27. lolol

    Is anyone else having trouble adjusting the sound on the funny or die player before it drops back down. I can’t fucking get it

  28. JOEY

    I choose DIE

  29. captain america

    if this is eva mendes…….
    ……..I’M BATMAN!!!

  30. I would love to bind her in sex tape.

  31. Me

    When will “Funny or Die” make something that is actually funny?

  32. She is way fuckin overrated !

  33. Kaz

    How that ? It’s christina aguilera??

  34. ROUGH: cowardice rules if thats ok with you.

    Isn’t shes two fail movies away from a real sex tape?

    who wrote this garbage?

  35. Slig

    Craminal in room in bed

  36. Slig

    Yeah belive me

  37. alex

    f*@kin funny

  38. odrwally

    Die.

    Change the S, it looks more like an &.

  39. XYZ

    When u dont have talent or ur fame is waning or ure attention whoring, u release sex tapes. Or “create” fragrances, or “design” clothing lines. Its all so simple…

  40. chipoltespice

    Is this footage from the Exorcism of Emily Rose?

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