The Drunken Faces of Khloe Kardashian and Other News

March 10th, 2011 // 82 Comments

- Ke$ha likes to bang her boyfriend in the middle of Rihanna’s shows. Why not? [Popeater]

- Michelle Rodriguez is having sex with dudes again. [Dlisted]

- Surprise! Jesse Eisenberg is boring in real life. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adrienne Curry and Jenna Jameson rub their breasts together. [Hollywood Tuna]

- While Megan Fox‘s are still landing acting gigs against all odds. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashley Olsen broke up with that guy with the worst role in The Hangover. [TooFab]

- Miley Cyrus goes full trailer park on the paparazzi. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Elizabeth Hurley: A new perspective. [Popoholic]

- Brittany Snow in her underwear. [Maxim]

- These NBA Cheerleaders aren’t but it’ll do. [Bleacher Report]

- Angelina Jolie ran out of fresh continents to adopt from. [IDLYITW]

- Hot Asian Chicks who aren’t Olivia Munn. [theCHIVE]

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  1. Que

    Que terrible.

  2. alexandra

    first!!

  3. “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
    -Animal House

    Look how many levels that works on….

  4. antoine bugleboy

    Drunk on what – too much pudding?

  5. Cock Dr

    She was not ready for that close-up.

  6. jew

    she is getting to the point where i’m not sure she’d even be special if she were just a normal average girl. meaning, i like to make fun of “famous” girls, but at the end of the day i know if i had the opportunity, i’d hit it. not so sure with this one.

    sad thing is she would consider herself too good for 99.5% of men out in the world.

    she is everything wrong with the United States.

  7. pdan

    Those born in the ’80s might note that the number of chins she has equals the number of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

  8. Eric

    I can never tell those Kardashian girls apart, so my motto is: Who gives a crap?

  9. jew

    She should be called “Fat Tony” for now on. if you shaved her head, she’d look like a goon living in Arthur Avenue in The Bronx, eating cannoli, drinking espresso and running the Bronx/Westchester basketball numbers for the Columbo crime family.

  10. rican

    AAAAAHHHHH, you scared me!

  11. Matty

    Run!! Rosie O’Donnell is reverse aging!

  12. BigJim

    And the latent extra chromosome finally surfaces…

  13. JC

    At least now I know what Cookie Monster would look like if you shaved off his fur.

  14. Xie xie for the Azn chicks at least :-)

  15. Tobes of Hades

    The eyes are the true windows to the soul: Khloe’s thinkin’ Arby’s.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like a catchers mit…

  17. rican

    Snooki’s prettier sister

  18. Clarence Beeks

    she is such a BEAST. the youngest Jenner girl got the beast gene too, yet Kris will still try and make her into a “model”.

  19. The Critical Crassness

    Fish just found a non-meds cure for the hiccups~ Khloe K Closeups!

  20. Deacon Jones

    Whats up with that thing next to her in the turquoise cheetah smock?!?

  21. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Turns out the strategy of “get an ugly friend to make you look prettier” breaks down badly when people can’t tell which is supposed to be the ugly one.

    • Cock Dr

      I want to take the jacket from the wookie & force it onto the leopard-plumper, but then I think “No, no, it could be even worse, the big one might not have shaved that morning”.

  22. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    “No I don’t have a brainfreeze, this is just my face”

  23. denays

    Khloe…you look bad girlfriend.

  24. cc

    Of course, you realize she’s making a snorting sound in this picture?

  25. A bartender served this “tree dweller” to the point of intoxication?
    So there IS a kind of animal abuse that P.E.T.A. WON’T protest…

  26. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Puto
    Commented on this photo:

    She should eat some of her cheetah friend.

  27. The down side to being Lamar is having to shave his “missing link” wife daily to maintain the ruse that he didn’t marry outside his species. The upside is he probably gets enough “Khloe fleeces” to barter for her bar tabs…

    • In the delirious words of Eddie Murphy:

      “Your wife’s a Bigfoot, isn’t she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn’t she? That’s why the bitch’s moustache is so motherfuckin’ thick… ’cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin’ Bigfoot when I see one! Don’t bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children?”

    • priontacos

      I heard he gets a lifetime supply of the Jack’s Links for singlehandedly coming up with their ad campaign.

  28. it’s the coming of the second Snooki.

  29. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Ish KaBibble
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t do him if I was gay.

  30. Ka

    I want to be mean and say something mean, but then I see those eyes and remember: wookies have feelings too.

  31. Mike

    nice fake teeth.

  32. Oz Matters

    When you look at those ear rings, you gotta wonder if when they were pierced, did gravy run out?

  33. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she fall face first into a hornets’ nest while drunk???????

  34. hotszy

    I don’t know whatyou guys are talking about.. that’s the best I’ve seen Kristie Alley look in months.,.

  35. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s sooooo-o pretty.

  36. Hfire3

    Gravy is not a beverage.

  37. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    This gives me a fear boner.

  38. Rough of carnage

    Why all these asian chicks hotter than O.M.?

  39. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Knippy
    Commented on this photo:

    And…. I’m out! I can’t go any further, her mustache shadow is threatening my sanity.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Miami Beach. Pink Drinks. Kardashian wookie in a muu-muu.
    I understand why some of my friends pretend to be Canadians when they travel abroad.

  41. Eye bleach now necessary. Asshole.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    Riters
    Commented on this photo:

    Four legs gooood, Two legs bad

  43. puddleduck

    Obviously America needs some new celebrities to idolize… this family of slags need to go!!!

  44. Ka

    she is one apple that fell way from the tree. . . .then tried to eat her way back.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Drunk
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Why am I suddenly reminded of hungry, hungry hippos. That was such a fun game.

  46. E chu ta Solo! HRAAH HRAAAH HAH AH.

  47. That's Retarded

    That’s retarded

  48. vitobonespur

    I’ve always stuck up for Khloe and have always thought her to be more attractive than proclaimed by the masses. But these pics are even freaking me out. She looks harsh!

  49. Drundel

    I’ve always thought Brittany Snow was hot.

  50. Marindee

    Rosie sure is looking good these days.

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