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- Michelle Rodriguez is having sex with dudes again. [Dlisted]
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- Ashley Olsen broke up with that guy with the worst role in The Hangover. [TooFab]
- Miley Cyrus goes full trailer park on the paparazzi. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Elizabeth Hurley: A new perspective. [Popoholic]
- Brittany Snow in her underwear. [Maxim]
- These NBA Cheerleaders aren’t but it’ll do. [Bleacher Report]
- Angelina Jolie ran out of fresh continents to adopt from. [IDLYITW]
- Hot Asian Chicks who aren’t Olivia Munn. [theCHIVE]
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Que terrible.
I sooo would have tapped that before the black guy stretched it out.
And Khloe’s anus will probably never be the same…
first!!
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
-Animal House
Look how many levels that works on….
I see your “Animal House” and raise you a “Tommy Boy”
“Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter”
“Fat guy in a little coat….fat guy in a little coooooooaaaat!
These 3 comments were gold. Well done!
Drunk on what – too much pudding?
Shots of butterscotch……send over another dozen, put it on Kim’s tab.
She was not ready for that close-up.
None of us are ready for her close up either :P
she is getting to the point where i’m not sure she’d even be special if she were just a normal average girl. meaning, i like to make fun of “famous” girls, but at the end of the day i know if i had the opportunity, i’d hit it. not so sure with this one.
sad thing is she would consider herself too good for 99.5% of men out in the world.
she is everything wrong with the United States.
Those born in the ’80s might note that the number of chins she has equals the number of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
LOL
I can never tell those Kardashian girls apart, so my motto is: Who gives a crap?
She should be called “Fat Tony” for now on. if you shaved her head, she’d look like a goon living in Arthur Avenue in The Bronx, eating cannoli, drinking espresso and running the Bronx/Westchester basketball numbers for the Columbo crime family.
AAAAAHHHHH, you scared me!
Run!! Rosie O’Donnell is reverse aging!
And the latent extra chromosome finally surfaces…
At least now I know what Cookie Monster would look like if you shaved off his fur.
or pre-wax, HALF his fur!!
Xie xie for the Azn chicks at least :-)
p.s. here’s hoping all those hot Azn chicks are safe from this morning’s earthquakes, tsunamis, and aftershocks~
The eyes are the true windows to the soul: Khloe’s thinkin’ Arby’s.
looks like a catchers mit…
Snooki’s prettier sister
Mmmmm, maybe Snookie’s TALLER sister.
Prettier? How about Snookie’s less unattractive sister. Barely. Not suitable for human consumption.
she is such a BEAST. the youngest Jenner girl got the beast gene too, yet Kris will still try and make her into a “model”.
hmm well true on kong. let’s not go b/tard on the little one yet, there’s only one zoe k :-)
Fish just found a non-meds cure for the hiccups~ Khloe K Closeups!
Whats up with that thing next to her in the turquoise cheetah smock?!?
Turns out the strategy of “get an ugly friend to make you look prettier” breaks down badly when people can’t tell which is supposed to be the ugly one.
I want to take the jacket from the wookie & force it onto the leopard-plumper, but then I think “No, no, it could be even worse, the big one might not have shaved that morning”.
“No I don’t have a brainfreeze, this is just my face”
Khloe…you look bad girlfriend.
Of course, you realize she’s making a snorting sound in this picture?
and it’s coming out her ass.
A bartender served this “tree dweller” to the point of intoxication?
So there IS a kind of animal abuse that P.E.T.A. WON’T protest…
She should eat some of her cheetah friend.
The down side to being Lamar is having to shave his “missing link” wife daily to maintain the ruse that he didn’t marry outside his species. The upside is he probably gets enough “Khloe fleeces” to barter for her bar tabs…
In the delirious words of Eddie Murphy:
“Your wife’s a Bigfoot, isn’t she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn’t she? That’s why the bitch’s moustache is so motherfuckin’ thick… ’cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin’ Bigfoot when I see one! Don’t bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children?”
I heard he gets a lifetime supply of the Jack’s Links for singlehandedly coming up with their ad campaign.
it’s the coming of the second Snooki.
I wouldn’t do him if I was gay.
I want to be mean and say something mean, but then I see those eyes and remember: wookies have feelings too.
nice fake teeth.
When you look at those ear rings, you gotta wonder if when they were pierced, did gravy run out?
Did she fall face first into a hornets’ nest while drunk???????
I don’t know whatyou guys are talking about.. that’s the best I’ve seen Kristie Alley look in months.,.
She’s sooooo-o pretty.
Gravy is not a beverage.
This gives me a fear boner.
Why all these asian chicks hotter than O.M.?
And…. I’m out! I can’t go any further, her mustache shadow is threatening my sanity.
Miami Beach. Pink Drinks. Kardashian wookie in a muu-muu.
I understand why some of my friends pretend to be Canadians when they travel abroad.
Eye bleach now necessary. Asshole.
Four legs gooood, Two legs bad
Obviously America needs some new celebrities to idolize… this family of slags need to go!!!
she is one apple that fell way from the tree. . . .then tried to eat her way back.
Why am I suddenly reminded of hungry, hungry hippos. That was such a fun game.
E chu ta Solo! HRAAH HRAAAH HAH AH.
That’s retarded
I’ve always stuck up for Khloe and have always thought her to be more attractive than proclaimed by the masses. But these pics are even freaking me out. She looks harsh!
I’ve always thought Brittany Snow was hot.
Rosie sure is looking good these days.