The Crap We Misssed – Thursday 8.8.13

August 8th, 2013 // 398 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which will be the last one for the week because, no lie, I’m probably going wine tasting for the first time in my life tomorrow. *ties on cravat, inserts sockless feet into loafers* “Remember to spit,” is what Fish told me, but that was way back during my interview, so I’m not sure how he knew that years later I’d be going to a vinya– Oh God! Uh yeah, haha, these stupid celebrities over here, amirite? Look at Beyonce with her new haircut that she’s probably describing as “an expression of follicular freedom as performed by the visual artist Supercut,” as well as Leonardo DiCaprio probably getting ready to nail supermodels because that can literally be said no matter what he’s doing at any moment, and Frankie Muniz, who I’m fairly certain believes he’s flying a spaceship right now.

I should demand their finest Franzia, right? I see this going well,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Beyonce Short Hair Pixie Cut Dyed Blonde Instagram
    Pilin
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    You look so natural, RuPaul….

  2. Beyonce Short Hair Pixie Cut Dyed Blonde Instagram
    guy
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    ugly

  3. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Bik Bok By Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Launch
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    Yeah, I heard something about this new muppet movie coming out.

  4. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    Every ritual has its uniform and Kamooden is no exception…
    To be honest though, she looks a bit over-dressed….

  5. Beyonce Short Hair Pixie Cut Dyed Blonde Instagram
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    It wrked so well for Miley Cyr.. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  6. Nicki Minaj Topless Hair Covering Nipples Instagram
    YadaYada
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    Where’s a gust of wind when you need it?

  7. Nicki Minaj Topless Hair Covering Nipples Instagram
    Monsignor Nelson
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    The plastic hair is blocking our view of the plastic titties below the plastic face.

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Ponytail Yacht
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    “So listen hun, what we’re going to do now is called “The Cowell”… I’ll let Leo explain it.”

  9. Paul Giamatti Wig Love & Mercy Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Probably not the first guy I would’ve picked to play the role of Bruce Jenner…

  10. Beyonce Short Hair Pixie Cut Dyed Blonde Instagram
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    that’s a dude, right?

  11. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    Obviously she just wants to be a private person. Enough with the attention already!

  12. Nicki Minaj Topless Hair Covering Nipples Instagram
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    fake hair extensions draped to cover the breasts? What amazingly creative new thing will Nicki Minaj come up with next?

  13. Gunter Klum Heidi Klum Dad
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If Dad is going to let the tits hang free, why shouldn’t we expect Heidi to do the same thing?

  14. David Faustino Walking Several Dogs
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    “Corey Feldman always has bitches when he goes walking.”

  15. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    Colin
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    I’ve never noticed that tattoo of a gun underneath her arm. And thankfully neither has Chris Brown. No need to give him any ideas.

  16. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    This bikini would great on someone who isn’t a ditchpig.

  17. Condola Rashad Making Out With Orlando Bloom Romeo And Juliet Broadway Photocall
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    Later, they had Cheerios together.

  18. Wilmer Valderrama PBS Summer TCA Tour
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    “Mmmmm That one right there… She looks barely 12.
    I wonder if Hansen is going to show up at my house again…”

  19. Maitland Ward Nipples Cleavage Spandex Dress Americas Next Top Model 20th Season Party
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    Did she just finish her shift working the grease fryer at The Supper Club?

  20. Coco Butt Bikini Instagram
    elephantman
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    Kinda looks like Howie Mandels head, well half of it anyway.

  21. Gunter Klum Heidi Klum Dad
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    Gunter Klum…is that the worst name ever, or the BEST?

  22. Heidi Klum Jason Derulo Americas Got Talent Season 8 Red Carpet Event
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    “…and that’ll make her squirt for sure?”

  23. Nicki Minaj Topless Hair Covering Nipples Instagram
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    All these pop stars think they are so edgy because they show some boob or dress up in leather S&M outfits or kiss a girl. Sorry, but they’ve all got to stop imitating everyone who ever came after Madonna and come up with something new. And I’m not claiming Madonna was the first person to ever do anything edgy.

  24. David Faustino Walking Several Dogs
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    It’s good to see him working again.

  25. Frankie Muniz Playing Drums Kingsfoil
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    Those kid-sized drums you can get at Guitar Center look almost as good as the grown-up size drums.

  26. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Bik Bok By Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Launch
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No wonder they never smile… it makes them look like a dude.

  27. Heidi Klum Jason Derulo Americas Got Talent Season 8 Red Carpet Event
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    “Uhhhh listen, Heidi. When I said you can inspect me, I wasn’t thinking it would come to this but now that it has… Can you use 3 fingers instead?”

  28. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Bik Bok By Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Launch
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    I think at least one of them is morally obligated to play The Joker in the next batman movie.

  29. Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Eating vagina? That’s for lesbians!!”

  30. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    proud I never jerked off to this woman and proud I did jerk off to Lady Gaga.

  31. Gunter Klum Heidi Klum Dad
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    He looks looks like he just might have maybe jacked off to photos of his daughter…once. Just to see.

  32. Matt Damon Touching Man Titty Elysium Premiere
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    Am I wrong, or has someone thrown an iPad at Matt’s head?

  33. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    All you haters don’t know squat. Rih is one the most beautiful woman that ever lived. Her body is rock solid and totally amazing. You guys need to get over it and give the woman her dues. The girl is STUNNING!!!

  34. Snooki Baby Lorenzo Jionni LaValle Construction Site Of New Home
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So the head of her toothbrush needs to be this big.

  35. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Making Out With Alec Baldwin
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    Dude, stop blowing!

  36. David Faustino Walking Several Dogs
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    Seriously though you guys…who let the dogs out??

  37. Frankie Muniz Playing Drums Kingsfoil
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    Breaking Sad

  38. Coco Butt Bikini Instagram
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    This is like some parallel reverse universe where the spectators are in the pool and the whale is outside…

  39. Leonardo DiCaprio Ponytail Yacht
    cc
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    ‘Savages 2′? God no, I don’t care who is in it.

  40. Maitland Ward Nipples Cleavage Spandex Dress Americas Next Top Model 20th Season Party
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    The air conditioner is blowing on her right side.

  41. Kim Cattrall Double Chin
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    Has she existed outside of SATC?

  42. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Bik Bok By Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Launch
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    They should just be frozen. Seeing them age is creeping me out.

  43. Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    More leg!

  44. Amber Heard Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    The only time she’s ever looked hotter than last night’s Kimmel visit was when she was naked.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xya22w_amber-heard-naked-riding-and-gang-band-scenes-the-informers-hd-follow-seductive-sluts_redband

  45. Gunter Klum Heidi Klum Dad
    Pickle Nose
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    Are we completely sure that’s not Fred Dryer?

  46. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Bik Bok By Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Launch
    cc
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    That’s a man on the right. Really.

  47. Frankie Muniz Playing Drums Kingsfoil
    catapostrophe
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    All the really great drummers have ears that are really low on their heads.

    • Pickle Nose

      That is something that I will never be able to “unsee”. From now on, whenever I see Muniz (which is only on this site) I will think of his freakishly low ears.

    • flaT

      That’s so fucking weird. Look what you made me notice.

  48. Nick Cannon Americas Got Talent Season 8 Red Carpet Event
    catapostrophe
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    If America does indeed have talent, whence came Nick Cannon?

  49. Paris Hilton Holding Baby Amnesia Store
    cc
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    Send your donations to CARE. Like NOW!

  50. David Faustino Walking Several Dogs
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    He is walking Buck’s kids while he is in the clink for failure to pay child support.

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