Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which will be the last one for the week because, no lie, I’m probably going wine tasting for the first time in my life tomorrow. *ties on cravat, inserts sockless feet into loafers* “Remember to spit,” is what Fish told me, but that was way back during my interview, so I’m not sure how he knew that years later I’d be going to a vinya– Oh God! Uh yeah, haha, these stupid celebrities over here, amirite? Look at Beyonce with her new haircut that she’s probably describing as “an expression of follicular freedom as performed by the visual artist Supercut,” as well as Leonardo DiCaprio probably getting ready to nail supermodels because that can literally be said no matter what he’s doing at any moment, and Frankie Muniz, who I’m fairly certain believes he’s flying a spaceship right now.
I should demand their finest Franzia, right? I see this going well,
- Photo Boy