Aw. Now I feel like the super parent! Thanks, Superficial!

firsties

Famewhore parents make me sick.

Dora the Whora?

“The Skaarsgard is pleased with the offering. Approach The Skaarsgard….”

That photo description contained more information about a Julia Roberts movie than I’ve ever cared to know.

my clown suit is shrinking rapidly…..

Isn’t this the broad that just married that old guy from Lost?

Is this the littlest Lohan?

I remember these. I had one of these on top of my pencil 25 years ago.

Oh, c’mon! It is pretty freakin’ cute!

Bride of chucky?

Those troll dolls from the 60′s got weird looking

after slaughtering the many Al-Qada opperatives this tough bitch is still savoring for more blood. watch it.

I hope the parents are on their way to jail.

role-playing can really spice up a relationship

Geez, just cancel that damn show already.

I was disgusted by the post, but then it generated so many great comments, so . . . Thanks?

…this is so wrong….yet i can’t stop staring

And you just know there’s some sad, sick pedophile out there, flipping through the channels and suddenly “Oh my God. Is…is it legal now? Oh! And they’re even offering a selection. God Bless America.”

These parents need a reality check.

So wrong on so many levels

I’m going to guess that isn’t her real hair color…

Oh for fuck sakes. This is just awful.

Is her Mom on Teen Mothers who are pregnanty sluts?

That show is made for pedophiles.

WTF!!!

This is just fucking wrong.
The Feds are worried about goddamn steroids in baseball, but shit like this is OK?

I take it Chris Hansen arrived for the ‘talent’ part of the show.

That is a doll right?? No parent would really do that to their daughter? Would they?? This poor girl, god gave them a gift of a beautiful daughter and they abuse that gift like this!! Shame on her parents! She is going to grow up with such a distorted view of her sexuality and how people see her!!

So Tila Tequila is “leaking” her baby pictures now? I guess you can only cover yourself in unnecessary band-aids and dead lesbian blood so many times…

Why did her mother dress her up like a hooker up top and a fly fisher down low? I’m getting mixed signals, is she trying to get her daughter to attract the worldly cosmopolitan child rapist or the simpler rural country living child rapist? Maybe both, best of both child raping worlds! Smart strategy child-raping-endorsing Mom!

I’m guessing the drapes don’t match the carpet? Oh wait..

In today’s top story, actor Vern Shroyer admitted to the world that he is homosexual. In addition to finally coming out of the cabinet he also confirmed that he is a transvestite.

Looks like a sex doll from Pedophiles-R-US.

“Mommy says I should never kiss tricks on the mouth.”

Like mother, like daughter…think about it, won’t you?
From the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

I see Kate Gosselin has found the solution to her money problems.

“By da powa of Gdaythkoooo!”

poll dancing next

This is what i don’t get, social services will investigate anyone who is even remotely thought to be abusive to their child, even to the extreme where someone thinks that it maybe, kinda might have happened, yet they turn a blind eye to a fucking TV series!!! I saw a girl on that show, crying her eyes out, getting a spray tan at a fucking car paint place. She looked so distressed while her “mother” held her up by the hands while this guy sprayed her down. I loved the funny comments, don’t get me wrong, but this stuff HAS to stop!!!

It’s just not fair for Hayden Panettiere to compete against the other toddlers.

Anyone have Al-Qaeda’s number? I suddenly want to join.

Let’s have another go at this, shall we?

In today’s top story, actor Verne Troyer admitted to the world that he is homosexual. In addition to finally coming out of the cabinet he has also confirmed that he is a transvestite.

This getting old shit just ain’t for sissies!

This is horrifying. Her “parents” need to be shot and pissed on. And not in that order.

Wow, I’m sure glad to see even the prostitutes are getting in on ‘Take Your Daughter To Work Day’ this year.

I honest to FSM thought this was one of those creepy American Girl dolls.

only in america

I’m confused. I thought this was a slutty Smurfette costume.

I thought this was a doll at first and couldn’t figure out why people were getting as upset as they were. Then after about 30 sections of confusion I realized that the doll is actually a child. Pageants are so wrong and twisted for a million more reasons then this. This just adds an extra level of perversion.

I honestly thought this was a plastic doll first too. Could we please have a law against these moronic pageants and the asshole parents who ruin their kids with them.

The people who make Troll Dolls are targeting a new market segment. What, it’s not a troll doll?