The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.5.12

September 5th, 2012 // 535 Comments

“Justin’s are way bigger,” thought Selena.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where someone really should have told Frank Langella that Scientology would have gladly arranged this sort of thing for him behind closed doors. We’ve also got Thor‘s wife needing to drop Jessica Simpson a line, this Jude Law pic that’s practically leaping into your photoshop, and a post-op Brooke Shields looking exactly like the kind of dude you’d want backing you up in a fight.

Today’s Final Five couldn’t bench press you, isn’t elderly, and has legitimate screen credits. I no longer recognize this place,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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    Guest
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    The comments about this girl leave me with hope for myself! Love it. Being in the veterinary field, though, I hate Animal Practice, which I think she’s associated with? not sure.

  2. Jamie Lee Curtis Nipples
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    I don’t dislike her, but then I’m not overly crazy about her either. But she does, indeed, have a great rack!

  3. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    EZ-B
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    “You see this? This is my serious face.”

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    Roy
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    Oh Nancy you sexy bit*h, I could sh*g till you couldn’t stand!!

  5. Jeremy Irons Magenta Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots The Words Premiere
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    One of the five best voices in Hollywood

  6. Ellen DeGeneres Star On Walk Of Fame
    fuckface
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    you don’t visit this site much, do you.

  7. RJ Mitte The Words Premiere
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    This can happen when one sits on a feather.

  8. Kym Johnson Cleavage Crossed Eyes The Words Premiere
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    A charter member of the Pretty Titty Committee.

  9. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    Nice tits, Gram.

  10. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Sammy
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    Ok, they ARE tits! Now, put ‘em away….quick!

  11. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    BonerBoy
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    God, this photo made it go soft….

  12. Alison Brie Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    MyDick
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    I just want to put it in her, just once.

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