The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.5.12

September 5th, 2012 // 535 Comments

“Justin’s are way bigger,” thought Selena.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where someone really should have told Frank Langella that Scientology would have gladly arranged this sort of thing for him behind closed doors. We’ve also got Thor‘s wife needing to drop Jessica Simpson a line, this Jude Law pic that’s practically leaping into your photoshop, and a post-op Brooke Shields looking exactly like the kind of dude you’d want backing you up in a fight.

Today’s Final Five couldn’t bench press you, isn’t elderly, and has legitimate screen credits. I no longer recognize this place,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    vgrly
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    She lost that baby weight fast.

  2. Ellen DeGeneres Star On Walk Of Fame
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    apparently her older self came back from the future where time travel has already been perfected, to re live this glorious moment with herself and is sitting right there in the front row

  3. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Anna Karenina Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    Some says nasty things about the moke;
    One cove thinks his leg is really broke;
    That’s just envy ‘cos we’re carriage folk,
    Like the toffs as ride in Rotten Row.
    Strutted up the alley ‘alf a bit;
    Thought our lodger’s gonna have a fit,
    When my missus, who’s a real wit,
    Says she hates the busses, ‘cos they’re low.

  4. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Anna Karenina Premiere
    vgrly
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    “up and down, up and down”

  5. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    Cock Dr
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    So rude. Gentle persuasion, coupled with a good meal and alcohol will get you better results.

  6. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    vgrly
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    I want to see what all these gals with bolt ons look like when they are like 70.

  7. Jamie Lee Curtis Nipples
    vgrly
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    Rember True Lies?

  8. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Anna Karenina Premiere
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    ……and this is the face I make when i hold my penis…..that is how I achieve my happy face when I’m acting.

  9. Brooke Shields Bachelorette Premiere
    vgrly
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    Remember Blue Lagoon?

  10. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Them babies are about to slide off.

  11. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
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    “Wow, I can only make that kind of cleavage by pressing my chipmunk cheeks together.” Thought Selena….

  12. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    DeucePickle
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    So just how many Fraggle Rock characters live in his pants ?

  13. Ellen DeGeneres Star On Walk Of Fame
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    Seeing her mom there, I guess the lesbian doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

  14. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    Joe
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    Du-du-du-dude looks like a trainwreck.

  15. Mayim Bialik Cast Belly
    Dina Crackwhore
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    She broke her wrist sneezing. You should see the kleenex…

  16. Kym Johnson Cleavage Crossed Eyes The Words Premiere
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    Less leather on the chest than the face.

  17. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    “Jeans for Genes?”

    I guess she’s in the right place, she’s basted with genetic material.

  18. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
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    Hey, lady. Your butt beads fell out…

  19. RJ Mitte The Words Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    The … the …. the FACT that he’s at the … the … the PREMIERE of The … The … The WORDS is so … so … so IRONIC.

    • catapostrophe

      That said, dude is totally awesome. Love him, love his show.

      • Matt

        Worst part of the show by far.. same delivery every time.. reminds me of Tony Sopranos fat kid’s acting style where he has to stutter the first word of every line he reads. Maybe practice a line or two and get off the CP excuse wagon?

  20. Kate Walsh Huge Butt Private Practice Set
    DeucePickle
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    Ultra Mom-ass

  21. Alison Brie Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    JC
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    I want to sex her while she’s in one of her Mad Men Trudy outfits.

  22. Fran Drescher Tight Dress Bachelorette Premiere
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    If she touches anything, their health department rating automatically goes down to “B”

  23. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    catapostrophe
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    Inside the box: Devil Sticks.

  24. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    Colin
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    “Mention I dated Whoopi again and I’ll eat your fucking brainstem.”

  25. Peter Facinelli Chubby Man Boobs Shirtless
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    Matthew McConaughey has really let himself go.

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Cheeks Tight Minidress
    poppymoss
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    I literally recognized her by her ass alone. I spend way too much time on this site.

  27. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
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    “Yes waitress, I’ll have 2 lumps.”

  28. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
    Josephus
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    “Tits or GTF…come onnnnnnnn down!”

  29. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Batman
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    I bet she’s very interesting and insightful.

  30. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    Dweezil
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    I love her song “i Can’t Make You Love Me,” but Bonnie sure has let herself go.

  31. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
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    “Suck me, beautiful.”

  32. Kym Johnson Cleavage Crossed Eyes The Words Premiere
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    Michael Jackson’s corpse called. He wants his nose back.

  33. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
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    Carole King’s so old now but I still love her music.

  34. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
    rantatonne
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    “So i walked up to Justin and pressed my boobs together like Ashley is showing you. Then Justin made a face like this, started crying and ran off saying he was going to tell on me to Usher.”

  35. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress US Open
    catapostrophe
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    “Does this dress make my … oh, right. Nevermind.”

  36. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pregnant Belly
    JennywithaY
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    Must be a weird angle.

  37. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    Need to reflip those flapjacks cause they’re not brown enough on top.

  38. Mayim Bialik Cast Belly
    Batman
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    For the love of fuck, lady – you live in LA! There’s probably at least a dozen rhinoplasty clinics just out-of-frame of this picture alone.

  39. Peter Facinelli Chubby Man Boobs Shirtless
    Mary Feeney
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    I really liked him in the indie flick Arc, for which he won the Indie Gathering Award for Best Actor. An imperfect movie but well worth seeing for his performance, IMO.

  40. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    JennywithaY
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    Mary Kate Olsen is looking kind of rough.

    More so than usual, I mean.

  41. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress US Open
    NOT the Mommy
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    Nothing to see here folks, move along….

  42. Jeremy Irons Magenta Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots The Words Premiere
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    Why is he standing in front of a photo of dead Whitney Houston. They should show some respect for her deadness.

  43. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    rantatonne
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    New IHOP spokesmodel

  44. Mayim Bialik Cast Belly
    Snack pack
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    How does THIS get a job in Hollywood?

  45. Kym Johnson Cleavage Crossed Eyes The Words Premiere
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    I don’t care for that face at all… but the leather!! Gotta love that leather!

  46. Brooke Shields Bachelorette Premiere
    Batman
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    When did Ivan Drago take up drag?

  47. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
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    More leather! And this one has a zipper! Oh, happy days!

  48. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
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    Was there a recall on her titty implants?

  49. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
    Contusion
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    those spaghetti straps are longer than they used to be.

  50. Anna Faris Nipples
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    Amanda Bynes missed her by inches

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