“Justin’s are way bigger,” thought Selena.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where someone really should have told Frank Langella that Scientology would have gladly arranged this sort of thing for him behind closed doors. We’ve also got Thor‘s wife needing to drop Jessica Simpson a line, this Jude Law pic that’s practically leaping into your photoshop, and a post-op Brooke Shields looking exactly like the kind of dude you’d want backing you up in a fight.
Today’s Final Five couldn’t bench press you, isn’t elderly, and has legitimate screen credits. I no longer recognize this place,
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She lost that baby weight fast.
It helps when you don’t assume it will all magically slough off your body when the baby’s born.
I agree but then again I think you’ve mistaken me for Jessica Simpson.
I didn’t mean you you.
apparently her older self came back from the future where time travel has already been perfected, to re live this glorious moment with herself and is sitting right there in the front row
Some says nasty things about the moke;
One cove thinks his leg is really broke;
That’s just envy ‘cos we’re carriage folk,
Like the toffs as ride in Rotten Row.
Strutted up the alley ‘alf a bit;
Thought our lodger’s gonna have a fit,
When my missus, who’s a real wit,
Says she hates the busses, ‘cos they’re low.
“up and down, up and down”
So rude. Gentle persuasion, coupled with a good meal and alcohol will get you better results.
What are you doing later?
Having dinner with my husband.
So Mister Cock Dr. had to go and ruin it for the rest of us, huh? Damnit!
You can swing by my place after.
I want to see what all these gals with bolt ons look like when they are like 70.
Rember True Lies?
*remember
Grrr there really should be an edit function.
I recall a scene in Trading PLaces.
She still looks good.
actually, “Rember” kind of works here.
Halloween? Anyone?
……and this is the face I make when i hold my penis…..that is how I achieve my happy face when I’m acting.
Remember Blue Lagoon?
Them babies are about to slide off.
“Wow, I can only make that kind of cleavage by pressing my chipmunk cheeks together.” Thought Selena….
So just how many Fraggle Rock characters live in his pants ?
Seeing her mom there, I guess the lesbian doesn’t fall too far from the tree.
Du-du-du-dude looks like a trainwreck.
She broke her wrist sneezing. You should see the kleenex…
Less leather on the chest than the face.
“Jeans for Genes?”
I guess she’s in the right place, she’s basted with genetic material.
Hey, lady. Your butt beads fell out…
The … the …. the FACT that he’s at the … the … the PREMIERE of The … The … The WORDS is so … so … so IRONIC.
That said, dude is totally awesome. Love him, love his show.
Worst part of the show by far.. same delivery every time.. reminds me of Tony Sopranos fat kid’s acting style where he has to stutter the first word of every line he reads. Maybe practice a line or two and get off the CP excuse wagon?
Ultra Mom-ass
I want to sex her while she’s in one of her Mad Men Trudy outfits.
If she touches anything, their health department rating automatically goes down to “B”
Inside the box: Devil Sticks.
“Mention I dated Whoopi again and I’ll eat your fucking brainstem.”
Matthew McConaughey has really let himself go.
I literally recognized her by her ass alone. I spend way too much time on this site.
“Yes waitress, I’ll have 2 lumps.”
“Tits or GTF…come onnnnnnnn down!”
I bet she’s very interesting and insightful.
I love her song “i Can’t Make You Love Me,” but Bonnie sure has let herself go.
“Suck me, beautiful.”
Michael Jackson’s corpse called. He wants his nose back.
Carole King’s so old now but I still love her music.
“So i walked up to Justin and pressed my boobs together like Ashley is showing you. Then Justin made a face like this, started crying and ran off saying he was going to tell on me to Usher.”
“Does this dress make my … oh, right. Nevermind.”
Must be a weird angle.
Need to reflip those flapjacks cause they’re not brown enough on top.
For the love of fuck, lady – you live in LA! There’s probably at least a dozen rhinoplasty clinics just out-of-frame of this picture alone.
I really liked him in the indie flick Arc, for which he won the Indie Gathering Award for Best Actor. An imperfect movie but well worth seeing for his performance, IMO.
Mary Kate Olsen is looking kind of rough.
More so than usual, I mean.
Nothing to see here folks, move along….
Why is he standing in front of a photo of dead Whitney Houston. They should show some respect for her deadness.
New IHOP spokesmodel
How does THIS get a job in Hollywood?
I don’t care for that face at all… but the leather!! Gotta love that leather!
When did Ivan Drago take up drag?
More leather! And this one has a zipper! Oh, happy days!
they need to do an all-leather photo gallery. but exclude that fat cow Kardashian
Oh, I thought you meant her face. I do see a zipper.
Was there a recall on her titty implants?
those spaghetti straps are longer than they used to be.
Amanda Bynes missed her by inches