“Justin’s are way bigger,” thought Selena.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where someone really should have told Frank Langella that Scientology would have gladly arranged this sort of thing for him behind closed doors. We’ve also got Thor‘s wife needing to drop Jessica Simpson a line, this Jude Law pic that’s practically leaping into your photoshop, and a post-op Brooke Shields looking exactly like the kind of dude you’d want backing you up in a fight.
Today’s Final Five couldn’t bench press you, isn’t elderly, and has legitimate screen credits. I no longer recognize this place,
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Now everyone act surprised that she went down on the carpet.
lolol
Death by motorboat…. Challenge Accepted!
“People’s 2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman” – must mean blind people.
I wouldn’t imagine that the million in cash that landed on the desk of the People Magazine publishers desk had any influence on that ranking. She’s average looking with a bad body.
I wanna do very naughty things to her. Unspeakable naughty things.
My fantasy is that she would reciprocate and even freak me out…
Would d- nah, I can’t even joke about this one.
Where’s he going dressed like that, a Renaissance Fair? They have those in Maui?
She must have said she was hungry. I see they brought her a whole extra roll of carpet to munch! (Snare drum sound…Thank you, thank you very much, I’ll be here all week!)
Don’t forget to tip the waiters.
When she was called a carpet muncher we had no idea she litterlly did it.
what a classy broad
I spell it with a “y” so you’ll know I’m unique!
This pic somehow manages to be creepier than the one of him being caught mid-felony.
I really have to admire her… Getting into women’s soccer at her age is truly inspiring..
Her tits are too big.
“I want those when I grow up” – Selena Gomez
“Me too” – Justin Bieber
I’m what Ashton Kutcher would look like if he was retarde–oops..nevermind.
Nevermind a mean-spirited comment maybe. It’s unfortunate that you went there… I hope one day you’ll be in a place where you take offense to this type of comment as well. It’s a comment I used to make myself and am proud to say no longer.
somebody’s kid came out retarded and now they are a better person.
The word “retarded” simply means less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one’s age. It’s not the N word. Get your panties back out of the bunch they are in.
That’s all fine and good, but you’re still visiting thesuperficial.com, so I don’t think you’re that much superior to me!
I apologize to any retarded people that may have read my comments and not realized that they should be offended. Thank heaven you were there to explain it to them!
out. standing. retort.
Make fun of retards and you’ll get one of your very own. ‘Cause god’s just a retarded dick like that.
Retard.
God, you all are the retarded ones, RJ Mitte has mild Cerebral Palsy that he manages to keep in check pretty well and during non-Breaking Bad life you can’t even tell he has CP. He exaggerates the symptoms to show what someone with a more severe case of CP would look like.
This particular picture, he just looks retarded in the non-mental/physical sense, it’s just a stupid dopey ass smile.
The actor has cerebral palsy, you moron.
Hey!
Remember the retarded comedian on Facts of Life?
Yeah, she wasn’t funny.
JERRY!
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Godammit!
Now I have the Facts of Life theme in my head.
Fuck this stupid internet.
Hey you are the one trying make cerebral palsy and retarded the same thing. I thought this was about Ashton Kutcher’s retardation.
A cursory examination of the dictionary will reveal to you that there’s no such word as “nevermind”. Perhaps it’s you who’s retar- oh wait, sorry, never mind.
Ah…but my quote is what he was saying…so are YOU saying that a retarded person isn’t smart enough to use the phrase “never mind” correctly? Shame on you for being so shallow and unthinking…you make me sick!
“Ha, HA” — Nelson
“SUCK IT” — Me
Dictionaries are retarded.
I want.
Liam: “Chris, dude. We should totally swap…”
Chris: “No.”
“sister is the new mother and she’s lookin “HAWT”.
Meanwhile, his brother is sitting in a trailer park somewhere trying to explain to a meth dealer that his fiance is good for the money.
Pancake tits and see-through do not go together.
LOL! Agreed!
Look pal, here’s a dollar. I don’t want any of your damned literature, okay?
Corky in blackface? Is it not offensive cause he’s we-tod-ed?
His fashion sense is less “Livin’ on the Edge”, and more “Crazy”.
Ellen… rolling in carpet… sounds about right.
When exactly did this guy turn into one of his characters?
He played Peter Pan?
I’m not sure that Pirates of the Caribbean is doing screen tests today.
So THAT’S where Jenni’s weight went.
Wow, she’s even sexier now that we she was 12.
How is this decipherable, much less thumb-uppable?
I thumbed up both. I have issues.
cause when you break the code, it’s actually pretty hilarious. Of course you’d have to have absolutely NOTHING else going on in your life…
What a weak minded sissy she is for strapping that contraption onto her broken hand! Back in the day, if one of us broke a hand, we’d gnaw it off at the wrist, and cauterize the open wound by dumping the gunpowder from a shotgun shell on it and lighting it up! Man up there, Blossom!
If I wanted to see a post op tranny, I’d go visit my friend’s father in prison.
or cruise hollywood picking up hitchhikers with Eddie Murphy.
Newsflash, when they look like that, hide ‘em! I’m a middle aged guy, and there’s a reason I don’t wear half shirts!
ONE reason? :D
Sad Clown
No, just fuck no.
Hey, ma. Put that shit away.
First time in over a year she’s been allowed off the set of “The Soup.” I bet she still whores “Community” even in her sleep.
She’s REALLY putting effort into her Big Bang characterization!
Nice Fairy Boots
He must not be on a vampire vegetarian diet anymore.
oh crap! i used to jerk off to that. Cindy where are YOUUU?
No clue who this chick is and she’s doing a shitty job of making me want to care.
Also… Bitch Tits! I like shouting that at my husband from time to time.
she looks like she could take a solid punch right to the jaw from Klitschko without batting an eye.
PANCAKES!
Yes. This.
And… by the time I scrolled down to read this comment, I forgot why I was here…
Honestly though, IS that Selena Gomez or is it a little girl?
an UGLY little girl
And this is how we scissor….
Another Katie Price beauty school grad…
I heard she shook her arm flab and the Dead Sea Scrolls fell out.
32G, you say?
Is she one of the prizes?
Wanna feel super pretty again, Brooke? Go stand next to Fran Drescher.
Hmm… where is Doctor Botanus when you need him? I’m sure he’d have something to say here.