The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.5.12

September 5th, 2012 // 535 Comments

“Justin’s are way bigger,” thought Selena.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where someone really should have told Frank Langella that Scientology would have gladly arranged this sort of thing for him behind closed doors. We’ve also got Thor‘s wife needing to drop Jessica Simpson a line, this Jude Law pic that’s practically leaping into your photoshop, and a post-op Brooke Shields looking exactly like the kind of dude you’d want backing you up in a fight.

Today’s Final Five couldn’t bench press you, isn’t elderly, and has legitimate screen credits. I no longer recognize this place,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Anna Karenina Premiere
    Animal
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    And she’s never looked better!

  2. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Errol Flynn
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    Gross.

  3. Mayim Bialik Cast Belly
    Animal
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    That’s a tough way to have to go through life.

  4. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Gomez is straight checking out those titties.

  5. Ellen DeGeneres Star On Walk Of Fame
    kimmykimkim
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    Dressed like Pee-Wee Herman.

  6. Alison Brie Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Animal
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    Finally, a truly appealing person.

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Cheeks Tight Minidress
    TheTrooffairy
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    Damn. Just…..damn.

    Ladywood engaged.

  8. Brooke Shields Bachelorette Premiere
    Frunken
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    Every picture of her reminds me of a different celebrity, but I never saw Fabio coming.

  9. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    GLT
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    “Leave the pants. Take the cannoli.”

  10. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    YoMamma
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    What Tara Reid would look like if her plastic surgeon wasn’t a drunk asshole.

  11. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
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    It’s understandable she would be fascinated by a full figured woman, considering she has to look at a skinny effeminate one all day…

  12. Jeremy Irons Magenta Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots The Words Premiere
    Jill
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    I can’t see this guys name without muttering “jeremy’s iron”.

    • Whenever I play golf I always take along my James Woods and my Jeremy Irons. And once I’m on the green I put the ball in the hole with my club designed for the Donald Trump is a Fucking Putz.

  13. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
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    Skeletor wants to show him his scepter…

  14. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
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    “Hey Janice, did you get a lip reduction?”

  15. Beyonce Drunk On Yacht
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    When People collect their nominees for most beautiful people, they should really get their derp face just to balance things out…

  16. RJ Mitte The Words Premiere
    Joe
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    I wanna be Ashton Kutcher.

  17. Peter Facinelli Chubby Man Boobs Shirtless
    Ruth
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    Kind of sad when you’re left with having to take your own cleavage pictures.

  18. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pregnant Belly
    EricLr
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    You know, they always look so sad in a zoo.

  19. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Nuh-uh. Unacceptable.

  20. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    I’m pretty sure there are some genes on those jeans.

  21. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
    The Royal Penis
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    “You see these puppies? This is what happens when you become a women. Well that, and you get to have sex with actual men.”

  22. Peter Facinelli Chubby Man Boobs Shirtless
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    Dude, man up and enjoy the post-divorce pussy parade…

  23. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
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    So Selena Gomez is 3 years old?

  24. Brooke Shields Bachelorette Premiere
    Willie Dixon
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    All I hear is man’s voice saying “Can I borrow your mascara?”

  25. Ellen DeGeneres Star On Walk Of Fame
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    I guess lesbians can be gold diggers as well… And if anyone tries to convince me that Portia looks at that and gets excited, I will fight you to the death…

    • Alpha Female

      Most married couples don’t have much sex anyway. And yeah, Ellen is rich as bawlz. I think Portia does love her though. They seem good together.

  26. Amy Childs Cleavage Boutique Opening
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    Enough with the name changes, Amy…Katie Price…or Jordan…whatever the fuck you’re going by now.

  27. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    EricLr
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    In an effort to challenge critics who call the Hollywood casting couch sexist, the film industry launched a new campaign today…

  28. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pregnant Belly
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    I see the pro-star paparazzo had his camera set to autofocus.

  29. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    Those boobs can jogging anyyyyyytime… yeah….

  30. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
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    That reminds me… I want to go see Robot & Frank.

  31. RJ Mitte The Words Premiere
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    Eat your breakfast junior.

  32. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
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    “One day, lad…All this will be yours.”

  33. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ooh… Hillary Swank’s boobs don’t look lke that.

  34. Beyonce Drunk On Yacht
    EricLr
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    And thatzzzz whyy I saz…FUCK Rihanna!

  35. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t recall Jerry Sandusky having a beard, but Frank’s the actor, not me.

  36. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pregnant Belly
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    It looks like somebody has been ignoring the “Please don’t feed the Super Models” sign.

  37. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Have you seen his brother’s fiance lately?

    I’d say this guy is the clear winner.

  38. Nancy DellOlio Saggy Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    Uhmmm.. How shall I put this… They have pumps for those…

  39. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    kimmykimkim
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    Disgusting.

  40. Kym Johnson Cleavage Crossed Eyes The Words Premiere
    Schmidtler
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    wow. nips that can poke straight through leather! your move, Jen Aniston.

  41. Jeremy Irons Magenta Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots The Words Premiere
    Joe
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    Yesterday we were an army with no country, tomorrow, we have to decide which country we want to buy!

  42. Peter Facinelli Chubby Man Boobs Shirtless
    EricLr
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    “Siri, any calls from my agent?”

    “No. It has been 237 days since the last call from your agent. May I help you with anything else?”

  43. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Whatever store he buys this bullshit from should be out of business, but Steven and Russell Brand keep buying everything.

    The rest of mankind has no choice but to burn that fucker down.

  44. Beyonce Drunk On Yacht
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    She’s my favorite Carol Burnett character!

  45. Jamie Lee Curtis Nipples
    Joe
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    She ages better than fine wine. Must be the yogurt.

  46. Anna Faris Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently the guy driving that car is a fan of new Mom tits too.

  47. Amy Childs Cleavage Boutique Opening
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    You just know she’s thinking left, right, left, right…when she walks.

  48. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    SIN
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    yes NOW!! Do what I pay you to do and swallow this time.

  49. Ellen DeGeneres Star On Walk Of Fame
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    I’d like to posit that a naked Ellen DeGeneres with a flesh-colored strap-on is indistinguishable from a man, ergo Portia DeRossi is only quasi-lesbian.

    Discuss.

  50. Ashley Benson Cleavage Selena Gomez
    Mr. Poop
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    selena is clearly a lesbian…lusting after those boobs and dating a girl

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