“Justin’s are way bigger,” thought Selena.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where someone really should have told Frank Langella that Scientology would have gladly arranged this sort of thing for him behind closed doors. We’ve also got Thor‘s wife needing to drop Jessica Simpson a line, this Jude Law pic that’s practically leaping into your photoshop, and a post-op Brooke Shields looking exactly like the kind of dude you’d want backing you up in a fight.
Today’s Final Five couldn’t bench press you, isn’t elderly, and has legitimate screen credits. I no longer recognize this place,
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And she’s never looked better!
Agreed….quite dashing, if I do say so myself!
Gross.
That’s a tough way to have to go through life.
I’m sure her hand will be alright in a few weeks.
I don’t think he was referring to the hand…
Golly Sven
Amazing…he doesn’t miss a thing!
Gomez is straight checking out those titties.
There’s nothing straight about that.
This isn’t Selena.
Is Chucky the killer toy…
Dressed like Pee-Wee Herman.
Finally, a truly appealing person.
True, true.
Damn. Just…..damn.
Ladywood engaged.
Every picture of her reminds me of a different celebrity, but I never saw Fabio coming.
Nice!
“Leave the pants. Take the cannoli.”
What Tara Reid would look like if her plastic surgeon wasn’t a drunk asshole.
It’s understandable she would be fascinated by a full figured woman, considering she has to look at a skinny effeminate one all day…
I can’t see this guys name without muttering “jeremy’s iron”.
Whenever I play golf I always take along my James Woods and my Jeremy Irons. And once I’m on the green I put the ball in the hole with my club designed for the Donald Trump is a Fucking Putz.
Skeletor wants to show him his scepter…
“Hey Janice, did you get a lip reduction?”
When People collect their nominees for most beautiful people, they should really get their derp face just to balance things out…
The fact they don’t is a crime.
I wanna be Ashton Kutcher.
Kind of sad when you’re left with having to take your own cleavage pictures.
You know, they always look so sad in a zoo.
Nuh-uh. Unacceptable.
Oh god. So nauseated.
Oh, suck my non-existent cock you pathetic, humourless, thumb-downer.
I’m pretty sure there are some genes on those jeans.
“You see these puppies? This is what happens when you become a women. Well that, and you get to have sex with actual men.”
Woman. It’s womAn. Singular. God, WHY is this so freaking difficult???
And the grammar Nazi strikes again
There is no grammar problem. However, there is a pretty basic spelling error. I can’t say as I blame him (or her). After all, stupidity can be contagious.
Dude, man up and enjoy the post-divorce pussy parade…
So Selena Gomez is 3 years old?
Chucky grew up and had a sex change.
Yeah, pretty much.
No, she’s a pre-water Gremlin.
All I hear is man’s voice saying “Can I borrow your mascara?”
I guess lesbians can be gold diggers as well… And if anyone tries to convince me that Portia looks at that and gets excited, I will fight you to the death…
Most married couples don’t have much sex anyway. And yeah, Ellen is rich as bawlz. I think Portia does love her though. They seem good together.
Enough with the name changes, Amy…Katie Price…or Jordan…whatever the fuck you’re going by now.
In an effort to challenge critics who call the Hollywood casting couch sexist, the film industry launched a new campaign today…
I see the pro-star paparazzo had his camera set to autofocus.
ISO 500 Billion
Those boobs can jogging anyyyyyytime… yeah….
It looks like Google Translate let you down…
That reminds me… I want to go see Robot & Frank.
Eat your breakfast junior.
Pretty sure it’s “eat your veggie bacon…”
“One day, lad…All this will be yours.”
What, those hyuge tracts of land?
Ooh… Hillary Swank’s boobs don’t look lke that.
And thatzzzz whyy I saz…FUCK Rihanna!
I don’t recall Jerry Sandusky having a beard, but Frank’s the actor, not me.
It looks like somebody has been ignoring the “Please don’t feed the Super Models” sign.
she is pregnant
Have you seen his brother’s fiance lately?
I’d say this guy is the clear winner.
Uhmmm.. How shall I put this… They have pumps for those…
Disgusting.
I’m guessing you look nothing like that.
Ya think?
I agree with Disgusting. And to Maggiore, who on earth wants to look anything like that? If you poke it with a stick, the stick will break.
Thank God.
Yeah, subcutaneous orbs of gelatinous sand are so hot.
wow. nips that can poke straight through leather! your move, Jen Aniston.
Yesterday we were an army with no country, tomorrow, we have to decide which country we want to buy!
I’m guessing that country will be Neverland
“Siri, any calls from my agent?”
“No. It has been 237 days since the last call from your agent. May I help you with anything else?”
Whatever store he buys this bullshit from should be out of business, but Steven and Russell Brand keep buying everything.
The rest of mankind has no choice but to burn that fucker down.
She’s my favorite Carol Burnett character!
She ages better than fine wine. Must be the yogurt.
all I could think of looking at this picture was ‘hey, where’s the little yellow arrows pointing the way for the crap to blow out of her anus?’
That made me laugh. Thanks.
I’d be afraid to have sex with her, what if yogurt started squirting out of unexpected places?
More like a boxed rose from Walmart left for 10 years in a hot garage.
Apparently the guy driving that car is a fan of new Mom tits too.
I have it on good authority Amanda Bynes has been out and about.
You just know she’s thinking left, right, left, right…when she walks.
yes NOW!! Do what I pay you to do and swallow this time.
I’d like to posit that a naked Ellen DeGeneres with a flesh-colored strap-on is indistinguishable from a man, ergo Portia DeRossi is only quasi-lesbian.
Discuss.
I was thinking the exact same thing the other day, Portia is not a lesbian, Ellen looks lke a guy.
selena is clearly a lesbian…lusting after those boobs and dating a girl