The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.4.13

September 4th, 2013 // 409 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that was a little light until I shoved this Final Five in here, which you can take as a slam on her weight if you want because that’s literally the nicest thing I’m going to say down here. We’ve also got Bethenny Frankel either twerking, farting into a mic or both, because that’s what network TV execs thing you want shoved into your moron brains, John Travolta‘s sexuality creepy little goatee being side-eyed by his own toddler, Justin Bieber and the moustache that will launch a thousand nukes (all of which we deserve right in the dick), and Jennette McCurdy with her boyfriend who’s twice her si– she’s dead.

The girl from iCarly got banged to death by an NBA star. I warned you up there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Upton Cleavage Swimsuit Vanity Fair Cover
    Blue Shirt Special
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    The trick: she’s going to blow out that candle by swinging her tits quickly from left to right.

  2. Justin Long Amanda Seyfried Walking Dog Wearing Bandana Around Neck
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    Just in case that guy wasn’t punchable enough on his own, his dog wears a bandana.

  3. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Holding Shirtless Son Benjamin
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    That beard style is called a “TC tickler”

  4. Serena Williams Upskirt Bloomer Flash US Open
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    To all women’s magazine editors out there:
    This is how you photoshop.

  5. Kate Upton Cleavage Swimsuit Vanity Fair Cover
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    That’s not the hot thing I want to see her blowing.

  6. Justin Long Amanda Seyfried Walking Dog Wearing Bandana Around Neck
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    “Yeah, that’s right! I’m banging Amanda Seyfried!”

  7. Savannah Guthrie Wrinkled Face The Today Show
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    “Well Heisenberg…It’s just me and you now…And I’m going to SEND YOU TO HELL.”

  8. Kate Moss Large Naked Painting Photocall The Kate Moss Collection Christies
    yoop
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    photobombed by her own nipple

  9. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Holding Shirtless Son Benjamin
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    You’ll notice that no matter which angle John tilts his head to, his douche goatee stays at 90 degrees…SCIENTOLOGY!

  10. Daniel Radcliffe Bodyguard
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    His boyfriend looks a little Heath Ledgery.

  11. Justin Long Amanda Seyfried Walking Dog Wearing Bandana Around Neck
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    Is he fucking Amanda Seyfreid? This dude makes me sad. How can he pull that level of trim while I’m sitting at my computer fapping to Miley Cryus’ VMA performance?

  12. Orlando Bloom Robert Downey Jr Backstage Romeo And Juliet Broadway
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    Which one is Romeo?

  13. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
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    Why is she so shiny?

  14. Bethenny Frankel Nick Cannon Twerking
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    Her fart actually lifted her skirt, so it was determined that Bethenny won the contest.

  15. Orlando Bloom Robert Downey Jr Backstage Romeo And Juliet Broadway
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    He’s Tony Stark all the time. He can’t help it.

  16. Jennette McCurdy Holding Hands With Andre Drummond
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    “Aye yi yi YI Carly!”

  17. Bethenny Frankel Nick Cannon Twerking
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    I’ve never wanted to see The Joker twerk. I wish I hadn’t.

  18. Justin Bieber Growing Moustache Instagram
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    Sadly, this is possibly the least douchy photo he has ever taken.

  19. Justin Long Amanda Seyfried Walking Dog Wearing Bandana Around Neck
    Blue Shirt Special
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    Like seeing double of Justin Long. One has a mindless expression on his face and looks harmless. The other is the dog.

  20. Ben Affleck
    Mcdoubler
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    Oh man these batman undies ride up the crotch.

  21. Jennette McCurdy Holding Hands With Andre Drummond
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    Now that I know she likes tall black dudes, I feel a lot better about myself. She is sexy.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      You’re forgetting something.

      It’s tall, black dude/millionaire. The slash is very important.

      (However, props to Andre for landing her via Twitter. If it was possible, the only thing I would get via Twitter is herpes.)

    • *Sigh* If only it were that easy Don.

  22. Bethenny Frankel Nick Cannon Twerking
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    Work it, plasticized grandmother.

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas Smoking Cigarette US Open
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    Lukas Haas tries the old “Lady and the Tramp” trick on Leonardo.

  24. Justin Bieber Growing Moustache Instagram
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    Fuck you.

  25. Daniel Radcliffe Bodyguard
    Fresco
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    I don’t care if he’s English, overworked or harassed by media. That guy does not look OK.

  26. Justin Long Amanda Seyfried Walking Dog Wearing Bandana Around Neck
    EricLR
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    She would be better off dating the dog.

  27. Mac Miller Ariana Grande Sharing Microphone Today Show Performance
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    Ariana Grande is on some show on Nickelodeon or something. No idea who the guy is.

  28. Ben Affleck
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    “Let me just adjust my “Bat Fleshlight” and I can be on my way.”

  29. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Holding Shirtless Son Benjamin
    EricLR
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    Even the kid knows he’s gay.

  30. Brandi Glanville Mr. T
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    Mr. T pities the fool who doesn’t grab the opportunity to bang two skanky white chicks.

  31. Justin Bieber Growing Moustache Instagram
    PathosAvenger
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    Miley looks different…

  32. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    EricLR
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    She looks like she’s one trip to the Chateau Marmont away from ODing.

  33. Mila Kunis Batman Shirt Mom Elvira
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    “I’M the famous one, Mother! You keep carrying that bag with the bowling ball in it, I’ll push this cart using my pinkie.”

  34. Kate Upton Cleavage Swimsuit Vanity Fair Cover
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    “Thanks baby, that’s a real nice cake…now touch my dick”.

    that is word for word how birthdays go at my house.

  35. Jennette McCurdy Holding Hands With Andre Drummond
    Bonky
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    I always thought she was a lesbian.

  36. Kate Moss Large Naked Painting Photocall The Kate Moss Collection Christies
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    “There’s a nipple behind me, isn’t there?”

  37. Ben Affleck
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    Catching Batman in the middle of his costume change is awkward. Would you prefer it if he slid down a pole in his casual wear and came out the other end in full Batman gear?

  38. Jennette McCurdy Holding Hands With Andre Drummond
    EricLR
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    Longest lap dance ever.

  39. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Holding Shirtless Son Benjamin
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    The kids not quite sure what to make of it, but he heard a rumor that soul patch killed his brother.

  40. Ben Affleck
    Pilin
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    damn shit where’s the bathroom???!!!

  41. Orlando Bloom Robert Downey Jr Backstage Romeo And Juliet Broadway
    Blue Shirt Special
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    The only thing Bloom has on RDJ is he’s married to Miranda Kerr. And that won’t be for long as soon as RDJ finds out who she is…

  42. Daisy Lowe Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
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    she looks sweaty.

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    She can take my bottle to the head any day.

  44. Serena Williams Upskirt Bloomer Flash US Open
    Satan's Right Hand
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    HULK SMASH!!!!

  45. Justin Bieber Growing Moustache Instagram
    EricLR
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    Not since Grandmaster B has a white boy so impressed the hip hop community with his skill.

  46. Bethenny Frankel Nick Cannon Twerking
    Smapdi
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    We all figured the show was crap, but its nice of them to act that out for the hearing-impaired.

  47. Jennette McCurdy Holding Hands With Andre Drummond
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    Pretty sure I’ve seen this movie somewhere.

  48. Kate Upton Cleavage Swimsuit Vanity Fair Cover
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    “Haaaapppy Buhhhurthhhday, Missssterr Puhhresssident…”

    “Bill, BILL! Wake up, Hillary said she would be here in 10 minutes, and that you had better be ready to go.”

  49. Mac Miller Ariana Grande Sharing Microphone Today Show Performance
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    And I-I-I-I-I will forget you by tomorrow……..

  50. Mac Miller Ariana Grande Sharing Microphone Today Show Performance
    EricLR
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    Are they performing their “Two Virgins Attempting to French Kiss” work of performance art?

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