Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that was a little light until I shoved this Final Five in here, which you can take as a slam on her weight if you want because that’s literally the nicest thing I’m going to say down here. We’ve also got Bethenny Frankel either twerking, farting into a mic or both, because that’s what network TV execs thing you want shoved into your moron brains, John Travolta‘s sexuality creepy little goatee being side-eyed by his own toddler, Justin Bieber and the moustache that will launch a thousand nukes (all of which we deserve right in the dick), and Jennette McCurdy with her boyfriend who’s twice her si– she’s dead.
The girl from iCarly got banged to death by an NBA star. I warned you up there,
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