The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.28.11

September 28th, 2011 // 673 Comments

I know we ran a LeAnn Rimes pic for yesterday’s banner, but c’mon.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jennifer Aniston reminding us all why she’s famous (True story: Those bra cups are made from Kevlar.), Leelee Sobieski attempting a GaGa, the elusive Robstew and KPat together in one post which makes them married and finally a version of Robin the way he was meant to be: A gay Latino boy whose costume makes Joel Schumacher look so straight he circled back to loving penis again.

Holy Care To Explain Why He Really Needs Kneepads, Batman?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amber Rose Butt Ass Tight Jeans
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    don’t taunt the cyclops or she will blow smoke up your ass.

  2. Evan Rachel Wood Short Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That reminds me I must deadhead the roses.

  3. Evan Rachel Wood Short Hair
    King
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    man… that guy from Twillight is really gay-ing it up these days…

  4. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    JPC
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    LeAnn Rimes showing her oft over-looked impression skills. Shown here: Kim Kardashian.

  5. Vin Diesel
    Richard McBeef
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    His career going down the shitter could have happened faster, but it was pretty furious.

  6. Maria Shriver Katherine Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger
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    “Out of my way, you little twink!”

  7. Immogen Thomas Cleavage Tight Dress
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    In every picture, there is a photograph of a dude with a piercing that makes a chick like this seem relevant.

  8. Anna Faris Whats Your Number
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    “My number is RAWR!”

  9. Maria Shriver Katherine Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Really want a fright? That’s not Skeletor she’s turning in to. It’s Mary Jo Kopechne.

  10. Robin Batman Live Musical
    JPC
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    McLovin?

  11. Maria Shriver Katherine Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger
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    Seen here, Maria takes the leftovers from dinner home because she’s not sure if she’ll eat tomorrow or next month.

  12. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
    Willie Dixon
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    If you look at her butt, you can kind of imagine it talking.

  13. Ian Ziering Baby Bjorn
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    These Hangover sequels are starting to look rediculous.

  14. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
    Willie Dixon
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    However, this butt shot says it all. Damn.

  15. Michael Phelps Speedo
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    Littering and….Littering and…

  16. Tori Spelling Nipples See Through Dress
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    Now we know where they got the inspiration for Shrek’s face.

  17. Anna Faris Whats Your Number
    Willie Dixon
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    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH RABIES!!!! AHAHAHAHA

  18. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
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    More like Suelyn Chinny-Chin Chin, amirite?

  19. Laura Dern
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    “IT’S STUCK!!!! I’M TOO DRY TO SLIDE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!”

  20. Robin Batman Live Musical
    Elyse
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    Elton John, correct?

  21. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
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    What a nice end to the Crap we missed!

  22. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    Mr Obvious
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    Victoria’s Super Secret Line of Z-Cup bras.

  23. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    Joe
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    Maybe she’s nuts. Maybe she’s getting a little older. Whatever.

    As an almost-40-year-old straight male, she’s the hottest thing on this planet.

  24. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
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    She looks like a pre-op Jocelyn Wildenstein.

  25. Robert Pattinson Beard Hat
    Joe
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    Dipshit actor? Yep.

    Padres hat? Yep.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  26. Michael Phelps Speedo
    Joe
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    Wait. A marathon is running? Fuck.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    SSHGuru
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    She’s obviously figured out that if she wears huge skirts up to her boobs she doesn’t look completely repellant. However everyone else also has figured this out…

  28. Kristen Stewart Suit Of Armor Cigarette
    Satan's bitch
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    Stephanie Meyer should go to hell. She should go to hell and she should die!

  29. Evan Rachel Wood Short Hair
    SSHGuru
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    How can we blame Bruce WIllis for this?

  30. Laura Dern
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    now why is Helen Mirren in Santa Monica acting batshit crazy. oh never mind.

  31. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    Hickok
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    Destroyer of souls

  32. Tori Spelling Nipples See Through Dress
    SSHGuru
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    She’s wearing Shrek’s shoes. However I’d rather do Shrek.

  33. Vin Diesel
    Satan's bitch
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    Whoa, dude, I thought you were dead!

  34. Tori Spelling Nipples See Through Dress
    your mom
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    Brave move going bra-less in what has got to be her 9th trimester.

  35. Kristen Stewart Suit Of Armor Cigarette
    Hickok
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    Bet she’s smoking a camel

  36. See Alice

    Does she want to be a urinal ?

  37. Robin Batman Live Musical
    Hickok
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    John Gosslin

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Admiral Hackbar
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    I see she finally got her spanx bill.

  39. Stanky

    Does she not know that guys drip all over the rim of that thing? Now she has the piss dribble from 100 men all over her ass.

  40. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
    Hickok
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    Goldie Hawn is looking rough these days

  41. Sporange

    Swallow it honey!

  42. Clarence Beeks

    why didn’t she just take a picture with Kim Kardashian? Would have been the same thing.

  43. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Thought that was Louis Farrakhan for a minute

  44. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    swearin
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    Friend: “So LeAnn, how do you feel about Eddie’s performance on The Playboy Club?”
    LeAnn: “Well, let me give you a visual aid”

  45. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    Bob
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    This is a photo, she took of herself, and posted it to Twitter?
    She is so beyond fucked up…

  46. Laura Dern
    Hickok
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    For Christ’s sake people, I do not even remotely look like Ed Bagely Jr.

  47. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    Joe
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    To be fair, she eats so little that her poops will fit in the little drain grate.

  48. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think we’ll be able to look back on the posting of this pic as the downfall of Twitter.

  49. Liev Schreiber Sasha
    Hickok
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    Is this the guy that played the fat kid on Stand By Me?

  50. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest
    Mike Walker
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    Looks like a retarded Jennifer Aniston.

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