The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.28.11

September 28th, 2011 // 673 Comments

I know we ran a LeAnn Rimes pic for yesterday’s banner, but c’mon.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jennifer Aniston reminding us all why she’s famous (True story: Those bra cups are made from Kevlar.), Leelee Sobieski attempting a GaGa, the elusive Robstew and KPat together in one post which makes them married and finally a version of Robin the way he was meant to be: A gay Latino boy whose costume makes Joel Schumacher look so straight he circled back to loving penis again.

Holy Care To Explain Why He Really Needs Kneepads, Batman?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tori Spelling Nipples See Through Dress
    Anon
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    People who frequent WalMart can now content themselves with the fact that they all now collectively look like a “famous” actress.

  2. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    Richard McBeef
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    That’s just nasty. Go find me a urinal that doesn’t have piss dribbles and a couple random pubes right where her ass sits.

  3. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Tyler Perry needs to fucking stop. Now.

  4. Amber Rose Butt Ass Tight Jeans
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    She should go back to doing masturbation pics

  5. Tori Spelling Nipples See Through Dress
    kaylia
    Commented on this photo:

    STAR THIS PLEASE (╥﹏╥)

  6. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
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    How was the cake?

  7. Robin Batman Live Musical
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    Looks better than The Dark Knight Rises.

  8. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
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    Nice balloon knot-oh wait, that’s her shirt.

  9. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest
    Rosalie
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    All the boys think she’s a spy.
    She’s got Michelle Bachman eyes.

  10. Guy Ritchie
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    Apparently they’re not quite done deprogramming him…

  11. Kristen Stewart Suit Of Armor Cigarette
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    On the basis of this photo alone, how many fanboys do you think this film will create?

  12. Maria Shriver Katherine Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger
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    Out of frame is Arnold butt naked reprising his role in Terminator 2 with some homeless guy.

  13. Tori Spelling Nipples See Through Dress
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    Second take… Realized nipples visible… *barf

  14. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest
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    “You put this strap on in my purse didn’t you?”

  15. Kristen Stewart Suit Of Armor Cigarette
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    “Puff puff pass, Robocop. Damn.”

  16. Michael Phelps Speedo
    Cock Dr
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    I really don’t care that he tooks a few hits off a bong.
    The man’s a swimmer; he’s not driving the schoolbus or performing brain surgery. He swims. So what if he’s a toker?

  17. Tori Spelling Nipples See Through Dress
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    Sure Tori… you’re looking… you’re looking… gooood.

  18. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Nice boobs ManBearPig.

  19. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    Richard McBeef
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    She’s got a body built for tennis.

  20. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest
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    Don’t these “robot” posts belong on Geekologie?

  21. Robin Batman Live Musical
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    Is that the gay guy from Grey’s Anatomy?

  22. Matthew McConaughey Bathrobe Magic Mike
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    “Weeeze the juice, buuuudy.”

  23. Laura Dern
    Richard McBeef
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    She’s still screaming about those goddamn velociraptors.

  24. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
    Cock Dr
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    Ah…the wonderment of having big breasts. The magic never fades.

  25. Robin Batman Live Musical
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    You see that codpiece?
    Robin’s rising.

  26. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest
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    “We have ‘lots of sex’. Right, ‘honey’?”

  27. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
    SSHGuru
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    Man Looks Like a Woooooman!

  28. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder if this guy’s wife knows what he’s up to?

  29. Vin Diesel
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    “The clock struck two, I dropped my goo, and dropped the dude off at the last block.”

  30. Vin Diesel
    Mooty
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    So now male prostitutes are getting into the paparazzi biz?

  31. Liev Schreiber Sasha
    Trail Mix
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    It’s the circle of liiiiiiiife….

  32. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
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    Someone help grandma find the lady’s restroom.

  33. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Hold on, its nostrils are flaring. I think it’s getting ready to charge…

  34. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    bot
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    What a dirty bird!!! I pee on those rims hahaa

  35. Matthew McConaughey Bathrobe Magic Mike
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    It’s Peter Dinklage’s full-sized doppleganger.

  36. Laura Dern
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    “Ben! BEN! BEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!”

  37. Vin Diesel
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Why must we photograph the valet, I ask?

  38. Matthew McConaughey Bathrobe Magic Mike
    King
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    “Listen, Umbrella-Girl… what part of ‘it’s not going to suck itself’ didnt you understand?”

  39. Liev Schreiber Sasha
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    Here, take this. I’ve got shit to do.

  40. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    Daily Moisturizing
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    A urinal because she doesn’t have to bend over as far to further perpetuate her anorexia denial. As in vomiting those crumbs she considers a whole meal.

  41. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest
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    Are we sure that’s not Aniston? At least in this pic, there’s a strong resemblance.

  42. Laura Dern
    King
    Commented on this photo:

    Eagle Call: KAAKOWWW!!

  43. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    anon
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    If this chick got fat, no one could genuinely say, “but she’s got such a pretty face!”.

  44. Guy Ritchie
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    I guess the Spin Doctors were right – it really has been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone.

  45. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    That is the look of a man who has lost his relevance and is searching for it, forlornly.

  46. Queen Latifah Extra
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    The brown lesbian snapping turtle describes the size of her stool when she’s regular.

  47. Matthew McConaughey Bathrobe Magic Mike
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    “Boy! Stripping is stripping! You want to lean about the naked bongos, or do you want the naked bongos to learn about you?!?!”

  48. Evan Rachel Wood Short Hair
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    kelly osborne -100lbs.

  49. Amber Rose Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    King
    Commented on this photo:

    “But with the blast shield down i can’t even see… how am I supposed to fight??”

    • DeucePickle

      Yes !
      Hokie religions and superstitions are no match for a blaster at your side.
      Did i screw that up ?

  50. Laura Dern
    Alison
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    Someone play the Sun Song quick, before her scream petrifies you.

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