I know we ran a LeAnn Rimes pic for yesterday’s banner, but c’mon.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jennifer Aniston reminding us all why she’s famous (True story: Those bra cups are made from Kevlar.), Leelee Sobieski attempting a GaGa, the elusive Robstew and KPat together in one post which makes them married and finally a version of Robin the way he was meant to be: A gay Latino boy whose costume makes Joel Schumacher look so straight he circled back to loving penis again.
Holy Care To Explain Why He Really Needs Kneepads, Batman?
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So this is how you have to pee when you duct tape your junk down.
I assumed since this is “The Crap We Missed”, I assumed she was taking a huge dump in the urinal. As huge a dump as a skeleton can drop.
I’m assuming too much. Need to lay off the smoke.
She’s getting fat.
she’s always wears unflattering jeans. Try some J brand or SFAM
you’re gay
What a head case this woman is.
I don’t know why I just thought of this but did Disney ever put Dumbo out on Blu-Ray?
Someone is trying really hard to get pregnant and having a lot of fun in the process.
It is important to be hydrated and in touch while nipping out in public.
Dam, look at this dude’s feet. Look like he’s been walking on hot coals.
Flush! Quick!
She’s kinda built like those tall blue guys in “Avatar”.
“Your last check bounced. I’m not doing this for free”
LOL!
Hey baby. Does the bag match the skirt?
A face that only a generation of indoctrinated adolescents could love.
I was at a loss for words. Thank you for finding them for me.
You forgot Taylor and his unwashed stink-finger of love.
Scarecrow??
Somebody got confused and dressed out of Liv’s closet.
Looking busty, Serena.
That guy has got some huge boobs.
Because Snow White loves a good smoke.
And armor?
That ass is looking good. I would hit it and hit it hard from the back.
I guess she and Love Hewitt share a closet. Looks better on Imogene though.
“Laura, not Bruce, you asshole!”
If it’s a musical then it’s gay. Here’s more proof.
Absolutely !
Fuck musicals.
Specially a musical where Elton John plays a turtle
Clever way to get a cab.
this chick needs to go away permanently.
That urinal looks like it’s trying to spit her out.
Ladies…it’s no longer a secret.
bandage dress = fat
Does every girl in the world, that doesn’t own a mirror, have the same damn dress.
Don’t ever stop smoking sweetheart, unless you want to get fat.
Fatter
(Cameraman): If you don’t shit out five pounds, urinalotta trouble, young lady!
Poor Jen. Since Imogene Thomas has their dress, she’s gotta wear a curtain.
Crap, beat me to it. Looks like the drapes out of my grandmother’s house and she died over 16 years ago.
“Quick close and lock the door! She’s trying to get in!”
More posts of this chick please. Who wouldn’t eat that ass?
Hey some of us JUST WANT TO LOOK.
You’ll be playing slopping seconds to douchebag N. Cage lookalike seen in previous photos….you really wanna go there?
I’m seriously confused where you guys draw the line between a fat girl’s ass and a hot ass. You guys can eat this, I’ll go back to the Minka Kelly posts.
Hey, some of us enjoy celery and cheeseburgers alike!
Wow! He still looks exactly the same as he did on 90210. He hasn’t aged at all. But now he looks happy. I’m happy for him!
Thinking the same thing. Damn, getting out of the Hollywood limelight really helps.
I think he looks much better. And kinda hot.
If you want your father’s money, come with me!
Dude…you have a little something on your shirt.
I would love to party with him, but I’ll bet he smells bad.
Also, he supposedly has freakishly short arms… look at photos , it’s prettty true.
like a velocoraptor!!
it appears i mean t-rex. damn christian creationist theory schooling!
It’s true. http://cityrag.com/2006/09/matthew_mcconau-3/
Oh and I also think he’s ugly…..weird face & body.
Next scene you do not see is him throwing the kid in the bed of the truck off to the left.
Looks like Nic Cage is about to nail a tranny.
“What do you mean gay?”
If it would cause 18 year old groupies to line up outside my hotel room door every night, I’d dress like that every day, too.
I suddenly have the urge to go spelunking.
Wash her up and feed her a cheeseburger… Oh, wait. She is washed up…
I love that she used to wear the same clothes every time she went out to thwart the paparazzi and now changes shit up while pinching her nipples before going out the door just to get noticed.
I think I can see Lee Lee’s Sobieski, sheesh that slit is in a dangerous part of that dress.
She should just come out already.
Watch your mouth! Ill have you know, Latifa only fingers women when it is asked of her during a police line up.
If that isn’t a “Fat Bitch” look in his eyes I do not know what one is.
So the camera man couldn’t pull in on that shot?
I’m surprised they didn’t have someone laying on the ground. Heck at least they could put the camera on a pole and stick it under there (not that I wan’t to see Lee Lee’s Sobieski.)
So where is the original picture with Glanville?
Nice butterfly tattoo, you bender!
It’s an M for Michigan, retard.
Is she smuggling M&Ms in her granny panties?
Golden Internet Award Nominee +1000
Ha!
I’m sure she has to sit on a urinal to shit because after all the laxatives she eats she probably just has the Hershey squirts anyway!
Oops I just laughed and sharted all over my designer dress. He he !
True story. LAX is built on the site of an old indian burial ground.