The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.28.11

September 28th, 2011 // 673 Comments

I know we ran a LeAnn Rimes pic for yesterday’s banner, but c’mon.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jennifer Aniston reminding us all why she’s famous (True story: Those bra cups are made from Kevlar.), Leelee Sobieski attempting a GaGa, the elusive Robstew and KPat together in one post which makes them married and finally a version of Robin the way he was meant to be: A gay Latino boy whose costume makes Joel Schumacher look so straight he circled back to loving penis again.

Holy Care To Explain Why He Really Needs Kneepads, Batman?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
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    So this is how you have to pee when you duct tape your junk down.

  2. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
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    She’s getting fat.

  3. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    What a head case this woman is.

  4. Leelee Sobieski Minidress
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    I don’t know why I just thought of this but did Disney ever put Dumbo out on Blu-Ray?

  5. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    Someone is trying really hard to get pregnant and having a lot of fun in the process.

  6. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    it had to be said
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    It is important to be hydrated and in touch while nipping out in public.

  7. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Dam, look at this dude’s feet. Look like he’s been walking on hot coals.

  8. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Flush! Quick!

  9. Leelee Sobieski Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    She’s kinda built like those tall blue guys in “Avatar”.

  10. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest
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    “Your last check bounced. I’m not doing this for free”

  11. Miranda Kerr Miniskirt
    it had to be said
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    Hey baby. Does the bag match the skirt?

  12. Robert Pattinson Beard Hat
    Cock Dr
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    A face that only a generation of indoctrinated adolescents could love.

  13. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
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    Scarecrow??

  14. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
    it had to be said
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    Somebody got confused and dressed out of Liv’s closet.

  15. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Looking busty, Serena.

  16. Wendy Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
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    That guy has got some huge boobs.

  17. Kristen Stewart Suit Of Armor Cigarette
    Cock Dr
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    Because Snow White loves a good smoke.

  18. Amber Rose Butt Ass Tight Jeans
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    That ass is looking good. I would hit it and hit it hard from the back.

  19. Immogen Thomas Cleavage Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    I guess she and Love Hewitt share a closet. Looks better on Imogene though.

  20. Laura Dern
    it had to be said
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    “Laura, not Bruce, you asshole!”

  21. Robin Batman Live Musical
    Cock Dr
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    If it’s a musical then it’s gay. Here’s more proof.

  22. Liev Schreiber Sasha
    it had to be said
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    Clever way to get a cab.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    Hugh Gentry
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    this chick needs to go away permanently.

  24. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    SSHGuru
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    That urinal looks like it’s trying to spit her out.

  25. Immogen Thomas Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Ladies…it’s no longer a secret.

    bandage dress = fat

  26. Amber Rose Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    ad naseum
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    Don’t ever stop smoking sweetheart, unless you want to get fat.

  27. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    (Cameraman): If you don’t shit out five pounds, urinalotta trouble, young lady!

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    it had to be said
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    Poor Jen. Since Imogene Thomas has their dress, she’s gotta wear a curtain.

  29. Laura Dern
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    “Quick close and lock the door! She’s trying to get in!”

  30. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
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    More posts of this chick please. Who wouldn’t eat that ass?

    • Cock Dr

      Hey some of us JUST WANT TO LOOK.
      You’ll be playing slopping seconds to douchebag N. Cage lookalike seen in previous photos….you really wanna go there?

  31. Ian Ziering Baby Bjorn
    Keep it Positive
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    Wow! He still looks exactly the same as he did on 90210. He hasn’t aged at all. But now he looks happy. I’m happy for him!

  32. Maria Shriver Katherine Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Christopher Schwarzenegger
    it had to be said
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    If you want your father’s money, come with me!

  33. Ian Ziering Baby Bjorn
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    Dude…you have a little something on your shirt.

  34. Matthew McConaughey Bathrobe Magic Mike
    Cock Dr
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    I would love to party with him, but I’ll bet he smells bad.

  35. Liev Schreiber Sasha
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    Next scene you do not see is him throwing the kid in the bed of the truck off to the left.

  36. Suelyn Medeiros Bikini Brazillian Model
    it had to be said
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    Looks like Nic Cage is about to nail a tranny.

  37. Guy Ritchie
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    “What do you mean gay?”

  38. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
    We all need to make accomdations
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    If it would cause 18 year old groupies to line up outside my hotel room door every night, I’d dress like that every day, too.

  39. Leelee Sobieski Minidress
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    I suddenly have the urge to go spelunking.

  40. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
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    Wash her up and feed her a cheeseburger… Oh, wait. She is washed up…

  41. Jennifer Aniston Nipples
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    I love that she used to wear the same clothes every time she went out to thwart the paparazzi and now changes shit up while pinching her nipples before going out the door just to get noticed.

  42. Leelee Sobieski Minidress
    Jill
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    I think I can see Lee Lee’s Sobieski, sheesh that slit is in a dangerous part of that dress.

  43. Queen Latifah Extra
    Cock Dr
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    She should just come out already.

    • Getting my roughs off

      Watch your mouth! Ill have you know, Latifa only fingers women when it is asked of her during a police line up.

  44. Queen Latifah Extra
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    If that isn’t a “Fat Bitch” look in his eyes I do not know what one is.

  45. Leelee Sobieski Minidress
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    So the camera man couldn’t pull in on that shot?

    • I’m surprised they didn’t have someone laying on the ground. Heck at least they could put the camera on a pole and stick it under there (not that I wan’t to see Lee Lee’s Sobieski.)

  46. LeAnn Rimes Urinal Minidress Twitter
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    So where is the original picture with Glanville?

  47. Michael Phelps Speedo
    Anon
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    Nice butterfly tattoo, you bender!

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Is she smuggling M&Ms in her granny panties?

  49. grobpilot

    Ha!

  50. Steven Tyler Weird Clothes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    True story. LAX is built on the site of an old indian burial ground.

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