The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.26.12

September 26th, 2012 // 468 Comments

“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?

I tip my cap to you, sir,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like Terrence has hisself a mystery stable.

  2. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    catapostrophe
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    She’s a brick … cottage.

  3. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    catapostrophe
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    That tattoo sucks.

  4. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    The apple of NOBODY’S eye.

  5. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    “I want to thank the Ohio League of Jewish Women Voters for inviting me here today, and I want to begin my remarks by saying that I’ve had it up to here with Obama’s failed middle east strategies. Not at mid chest level here. No, no, up to here.”

  6. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    Wow. What a mess. She used to be so pretty. That is definitely the look of a crack addict now. Plus, it appears like she’s carrying around golf balls in her cheeks.

  7. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    amir
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    That’s Dr. Shaq to you. The big fella holds a doctorate (and not an honorary one)…

  8. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    amir
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    Nope….

  9. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Josephus
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    “OOOHHH, I finally found one skinnier than my dick!”

  10. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
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    So is this a fat Oprah or a thin(ner) Oprah?

  11. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    Mama Pinkus
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    oh dear, on first glance I thought that was Maria Schwarzenegger

  12. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    Mama Pinkus
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    I can’t stand Pink but that is a lovely picture

  13. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
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    His mouth looks like a leather vagina

  14. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    May
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    The mystery woman Is Erica Taylor. It’s the same chick he was with at Beso a while ago.

  15. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    saavik001
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    The IRS needs to tax those panties….

  16. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    saavik001
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    Where are all the white women at?

  17. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    saavik001
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    Monkey see, monkey do…

  18. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    saavik001
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    Its funny that a jew would have such Aryan children…

  19. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Another day, Another stolen ipad for TSA Urkel… You know he’s going to sell her strip search pictures online right?

  20. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    Yeah it is Erica Taylor. She’s the same one he took to the Spirit Awards in February. She’s on his IMDB
    [file]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/28/[/file]

  21. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Lanasvitful
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    Shaquille O’Neal REALLY REALLY really should have resisted the duckface trend

  22. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    She had to hock a few nipple rhinestones to afford that sweet wig.

  23. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    That photo should put to rest the nasty rumors about Fiona’s drug addiction and eating disorders. Take *that*, haters!

  24. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    The future Mrs. Mel Gibson. Also the future ex-Mrs. Mel Gibson.

  25. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    Poison apple…

  26. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Next.....
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    Hey, I had a lipstick that exact color in the 80′s! By the way, I’m talking about hers you stupid idiots that were going to jump on the racist card!

  27. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    anidea
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    Someone should photoshop their faces, mixing up their faces, would look hilarious.

  28. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    harlee
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    oh i was gonna say, maggie gyllenhaal’s looking good these days.

  29. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Ecoastman
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    She’s the same gal that played the belly dancer in that James Bond flick back in the 60′s ! What is she now. Like 90 or so. That’s really creepy

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