The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.26.12

September 26th, 2012 // 468 Comments

“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?

I tip my cap to you, sir,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    terry
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    Damn! Even at her age I’d suck the shut out that dunk!

  2. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Martina
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    Christ, does Mitt ever wear anything but women’s jeans?

  3. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    Martina
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    very Kardashianesque

  4. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Martina
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    oh my god, she’s not wearing a bikini

  5. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    Dude, Dr. Bobolit!

  6. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    She’s like the love child of Jesse Pinkman and Tan Mom.

  7. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    SSHGuru
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    His ultimate goal is to alienate every group to get absolutely no votes come the election.

  8. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    madashell
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    serenity now…serenity now…serenity now

  9. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    toopier
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    Can you rewind it to the part where he takes his family to the Barbie Museum?

  10. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    “So back in the day, the soon-to-be boss, the capo de tutti capi himself, Sam Giancana, gives me a nickname because my ears stuck out a bit. He started calling me “Flaps.” Flaps Scorsese. That was me.”

  11. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    “Hello out there, Boys. I’m looking for a chubby, bald-headed old man in his 60′s to get me out of this dump and accompany me on a longgg vacation. Might end up being for years and years. After much contemplation I have decided on YOU, vitobonespur! I’ll send you a confirmation email…”

  12. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    This shithead’s been waiting for a chance to do this since kindergarten.

  13. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
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    And the sweat, blood, and drops of rain fell into his eyes as he called out, “Ali, O Ali, why hast thou forsaken me?”

  14. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    This is one of three mystery women I have the hots for…

  15. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    Penis Wrinkle
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    now that’s a funny shape…

  16. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    **HURRY** — her hair is on fire! Someone get a fire extinguisher and…Oh, wait. Nevermind.

  17. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    No way she got that homely. I think someone got a pic of her chewing up a mouthful of Gummy Bears.

  18. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Pimptastic
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    Have you seen my friend Kyle, he is about this tall!

  19. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    Interesting looking woman. Especially full commando…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/27/nadeea (11)-340_510.jpg[/img]

  20. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    I find her strangely alluring. And I really do mean strange. Nevertheless I think I’d like to spend an evening perusing her lady parts.

  21. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Yep, this makes me want to have five…

  22. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Annabelle
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    yup. that’s about how I pictured a Russian pop star would look.

  23. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    joho777
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    How could anyone resist?

    It’s no wonder Shaq is such a success with women!

  24. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    joho777
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    I know Pam is 50, but what’s with the stomach?

  25. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    Oz Matters
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    It’s like he and Woody Allen are having a shrinking contest.

  26. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    leek
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    Hey, if HE doesn’t check her for colorectal cancer, who will?

  27. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    SexJihaad9/11
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    No one does trashy women quite as well as the Brits

  28. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    animal
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    3 words: WIG GOTTA GO

  29. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    YTBOY
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    Clearly, without a doubt the most beautiful sexy woman in the WORLD!!!!

  30. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    BB
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    “We’ll all be this deep in sh… – if I have my way.”

  31. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Pepper's Pot
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    Kinda looks like Fantasia here… not a good thing.

  32. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    XGL
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    Her partner is fucking flawlessly hot. Sucks he got partnered with Hep A here and got booted the first week!

  33. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    XGL
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    Man, I don’t necessarily like this girl, but the second Tom Cruise jumped all over her for taking antidepressants, I turned mama bear on him protecting her. So, I still love her because she made TC look like an idiot. But she might need some uppage on those SSRI’s

  34. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    XGL
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    They are cute. I wonder which one is the inevitable illegitimate one.

  35. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    XGL
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    Martin, it’s the guy next to you that has on the headphones, not you

  36. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    all I know is that she has a clean ass.

  37. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    XGL
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    I’m with everyone here. Miley jokes aside, its a sweet picture, made even sweeter by the adorable kid. They look actually- gasp- like a happy family in Hollywood. Rare, it is.

  38. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    XGL
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    Paul Ryan Gosling is like “Hey girl. My running mate is a Nazi. Wanna bang?”

  39. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    “So I was demonstrating to Paul just the other day, THIS is a Nazi salute that you can be proud of. His previous limp wristed efforts almost made me want to plaster a purple triangle on every shirt & jacket he owns.”

  40. Katharine McPhee Butt Short Skirt Smash Set
    XGL
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    Even the knees are worn out of that dykes jeans from all the rug munching.

  41. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    XGL
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    When will people realize NOBODY FUCKING DRESSES LIKE THIS WHEN THEY GO TO THE BEACH!!!

  42. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    XGL
    Commented on this photo:

    This is awkward and makes me feel weird

  43. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    JULIETIN
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    This is so unfortunate…the top says half used tampon

  44. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    cc
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    “The girl in the front row isn’t wearing panties…check it out Mitt.”

  45. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    cc
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    “Get the hell out of here kid, but leave your lunch!”

  46. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    cc
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    ‘You know, I looked at my deposit slips from the Grand Cayman Bank of Rum Based Drinks the other day and the stack was this high!’

  47. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    Chris
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    How can she look flat-chested??

  48. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    cc
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    No wonder the Irish are known as being fond of a pint.

  49. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    Paging Dr. Freud… Dr. Freud, please come to Ohio. Your repression patient needs you. Stat!

  50. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    catapostrophe
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    TSA. The T is for Turtle.

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