“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?
I tip my cap to you, sir,
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Damn! Even at her age I’d suck the shut out that dunk!
Christ, does Mitt ever wear anything but women’s jeans?
very Kardashianesque
oh my god, she’s not wearing a bikini
Dude, Dr. Bobolit!
She’s like the love child of Jesse Pinkman and Tan Mom.
His ultimate goal is to alienate every group to get absolutely no votes come the election.
serenity now…serenity now…serenity now
Can you rewind it to the part where he takes his family to the Barbie Museum?
“So back in the day, the soon-to-be boss, the capo de tutti capi himself, Sam Giancana, gives me a nickname because my ears stuck out a bit. He started calling me “Flaps.” Flaps Scorsese. That was me.”
HAAHAHAHAHAHA
“Hello out there, Boys. I’m looking for a chubby, bald-headed old man in his 60′s to get me out of this dump and accompany me on a longgg vacation. Might end up being for years and years. After much contemplation I have decided on YOU, vitobonespur! I’ll send you a confirmation email…”
WOOOO-HOOOO!!!
vito, you could do better
This shithead’s been waiting for a chance to do this since kindergarten.
And the sweat, blood, and drops of rain fell into his eyes as he called out, “Ali, O Ali, why hast thou forsaken me?”
This is one of three mystery women I have the hots for…
now that’s a funny shape…
**HURRY** — her hair is on fire! Someone get a fire extinguisher and…Oh, wait. Nevermind.
No way she got that homely. I think someone got a pic of her chewing up a mouthful of Gummy Bears.
Have you seen my friend Kyle, he is about this tall!
Interesting looking woman. Especially full commando…
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She could rescue me from drowning anytime. Thanks so much for this, dude.
I find her strangely alluring. And I really do mean strange. Nevertheless I think I’d like to spend an evening perusing her lady parts.
Yep, this makes me want to have five…
yup. that’s about how I pictured a Russian pop star would look.
How could anyone resist?
It’s no wonder Shaq is such a success with women!
I know Pam is 50, but what’s with the stomach?
It’s like he and Woody Allen are having a shrinking contest.
Hey, if HE doesn’t check her for colorectal cancer, who will?
No one does trashy women quite as well as the Brits
3 words: WIG GOTTA GO
Clearly, without a doubt the most beautiful sexy woman in the WORLD!!!!
“We’ll all be this deep in sh… – if I have my way.”
Kinda looks like Fantasia here… not a good thing.
Her partner is fucking flawlessly hot. Sucks he got partnered with Hep A here and got booted the first week!
Man, I don’t necessarily like this girl, but the second Tom Cruise jumped all over her for taking antidepressants, I turned mama bear on him protecting her. So, I still love her because she made TC look like an idiot. But she might need some uppage on those SSRI’s
They are cute. I wonder which one is the inevitable illegitimate one.
Martin, it’s the guy next to you that has on the headphones, not you
all I know is that she has a clean ass.
I’m with everyone here. Miley jokes aside, its a sweet picture, made even sweeter by the adorable kid. They look actually- gasp- like a happy family in Hollywood. Rare, it is.
except the diaper toe joke. That was hilarious.
Paul Ryan Gosling is like “Hey girl. My running mate is a Nazi. Wanna bang?”
“So I was demonstrating to Paul just the other day, THIS is a Nazi salute that you can be proud of. His previous limp wristed efforts almost made me want to plaster a purple triangle on every shirt & jacket he owns.”
Even the knees are worn out of that dykes jeans from all the rug munching.
When will people realize NOBODY FUCKING DRESSES LIKE THIS WHEN THEY GO TO THE BEACH!!!
This is awkward and makes me feel weird
This is so unfortunate…the top says half used tampon
“The girl in the front row isn’t wearing panties…check it out Mitt.”
“Get the hell out of here kid, but leave your lunch!”
‘You know, I looked at my deposit slips from the Grand Cayman Bank of Rum Based Drinks the other day and the stack was this high!’
How can she look flat-chested??
No wonder the Irish are known as being fond of a pint.
Paging Dr. Freud… Dr. Freud, please come to Ohio. Your repression patient needs you. Stat!
TSA. The T is for Turtle.