The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.26.12

September 26th, 2012 // 468 Comments

“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?

I tip my cap to you, sir,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    hatersgonhate
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    fucking terrible

  2. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Pretty generous of Shaq to get that close to that face.

  3. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “… and now we have a monkey running the White House. Seriously! And it stands upright… this tall…”

  4. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    One of 3 actresses in Hollywood I truly have a thing for. God… that webcam striptease from behind on Heroes… Unnnnhhh!

  5. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    “There there… there there… “

  6. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Where Maria Menounos knows my name… and you’ll be so glad I came…”

  7. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    We’re fucked…

  8. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Exactly. It’s like someone’s mom just failed at seducing us.

  9. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    Chickenhawk
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    “Hulk Smash!!”

  10. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    This is straight out of In Living Color…

  11. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    That’s fucking hilarious.

  12. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Faces Of Evil: Wen Gingers Go Bad.

  13. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    She has a Kardashian look to her. That’s not a good thing.

  14. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Joaquin ingles
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    It’s too bad she dies in the end.

  15. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    Archie
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    I can’t hate, they look adorable in this pic.

    • catapostrophe

      He’s groping her T & A while she gives the kid a wet willie. It’s too bad Norman Rockwell is dead.

  16. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    I thought she looked real classy until I saw that her bra cups were exposed.

  17. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    My penis just threw up .. and I’m not talking the white gooey stuff. It actually vomited at the sight of that photo!

  18. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    I would beg Maria Menounos for sex too.

  19. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    oldfool
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    Nice to see Max Headroom settled down and had a family.

  20. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    Hahahahahahaaa!!!

  21. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    For crying out loud, seriously? “Hi, let me bore you with another one of my repetitive, lame-ass cliche poses…”

  22. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Alexxx
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    It’s just too easy…

  23. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    Alexxx
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    Zombie Winehouse

  24. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    Alexxx
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    Future Miley??

  25. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    parisanais
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    Someone tell Frodo to look in New Orleans. He can finally get that ring back.

  26. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
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    Eh…, if I was forced at gunpoint to have sex with a dude, I’d probably choose her.

    Jokes aside, that’s one hell of a cute picture. Kids make cankles awesome.

  27. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Fiona Apple is not impressed.

    Or alive.

  28. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    farter
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    “I’m telling you, if you don’t let me do it, I’ll make you watch a whole episode of Cheers.”

  29. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
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    In eb’ry pitcher, dere be a white bitch inna foreground tryna morse-blink a distress call, yo.

  30. Brooke Shields No Make Up
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    This is like the exact opposite of the previous Shack & Grace pic.

  31. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    showmeonthedollywherethebadmantouchedyou
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    So this is what’s passing for Russian glamour and elegance nowdays? Subtle.

  32. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    showmeonthedollywherethebadmantouchedyou
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    I bet she drives the old Russian guys wild with desire. The young ones – not so much.

  33. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
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    I really thought Bill has laser eyes.

  34. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Kick his ass!

  35. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    “Don’t show them how the plane takes off. Don’t show them how the plane takes off. Don’t show them how the pl-DAMMIT!!!”

  36. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    This chick is 26. Jesus fuck.

  37. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    Is this a Joan Holloway cosplay?

  38. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Exactly.

  39. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
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    “Yes, yes. I know your lips are bigger than my boobs, stop rubbing it in!”

  40. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    MmmMMM! Big pimpin’. Holla!

  41. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    Commented on this photo:

    I still love me some Extraordinary Machine, but this pic looks exactly like her latest album sounds.

  42. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    For fuck’s sake, why did this chick take clothes from the 80′s rack???

  43. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Ted Danson won’t hit a bitch, but he’ll sure as fuck shake the shit out of one.

  44. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    Fingerogd
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    “I owe my career to these babies”

  45. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Commented on this photo:

    You say “popstar” but you mean “prostitute.”

  46. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Whatchoo look so worried about, gurl?

  47. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  48. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    JK
    Commented on this photo:

    This is where they used to be, but I had all the silicone taken out.

  49. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    icu
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    “I remember when they used to be this high up above my knees!”

  50. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    icu
    Commented on this photo:

    PLEASE blow me Maria! I know that’s not your thing but PLEASE!!!!

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