The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.26.12

September 26th, 2012 // 468 Comments

“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?

I tip my cap to you, sir,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    The coffee date went well. Really well. Terrence especially loved her interest in him as a person, as a man. But during a stroll around the block, just as he was about to suggest a place for lunch, she uttered the unforgivable, leaving them both in silence, and him with a broken heart.

    “I love when you do Madea.”

  2. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Chris Brown can hang this picture on his wall and use it as a” fist dart board”

  3. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Gabe Kaplan
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    I didn’t know they were dating.

  4. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    bonky
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    Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan greeting republican supporters in Skokie, Illinois.

  5. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    bonky
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    What the hell is wrong with her ? Did rigor mortis set in ?

  6. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    Gabe Kaplan
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    While Liev uses one son to clean the dog crap off his shoes, his nanny finds this the perfect opportunity to try the “shaken baby ” thing she saw on the six o’clock news

  7. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    LockNLoad
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    Normally she has a pretty nice ass, but here it looks like she’s smuggling a bag of softballs. Hmmm.

  8. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    edamame
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    Even Shrek’s penis would run away from this Fiona.

  9. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
    return soup at a deli…..

  10. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “Aw come on, just the tip!”

  11. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Commented on this photo:

    Bill: “Man I’d like to screw her”.
    Mitt:”Me too, out of what?”

  12. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Plastic
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    Looks like Maggie Gyllenhall

  13. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ho Hum

  14. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    SECURITY!!!!

  15. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    Sigourney wasn’t available for the sequel. They’re calling it “Out Of the Mist”.

  16. Katharine McPhee Butt Short Skirt Smash Set
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “Thaats right! Get in that trailer ! I’m gonna teach you how to toss my salad!”
    “But I don’t know how to cook.”

  17. Brooke Shields No Make Up
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    Chocolate Rain
    Miss Brooke stays dry while others feel the pain…

  18. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
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    this picture makes me believe that celebrity relationships are not all destined for failure…probably hear about a breakup tomorrow…but peace for today.

    • XGL

      Yeah, they have been broken up for awhile, and i guess they decided its better together… I see them staying together, actually, for awhile. I do really like Pink, actually, shes an actual performer and doesn’t take shit from anyone

      • XGL

        If britney was more like her ten years ago, she wouldn’t be whacked out on bipolar meds and needing directions to the bathroom

  19. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Cock Dr
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    Kind of sad.
    She did get a trip to Maui out of it.

  20. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    You’re doing….you’re doing goooood.

  21. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Jw
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    Are we sure this isn’t Amy Childs????

  22. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Mitt was feeling the love from the crowd until he was…

    COCK BLOCKED BY CLINTON!

  23. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Alright, lets quit for today… Who wants to go to Hooters?

  24. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “I’m Adolph Hitler , and I approve this message…

  25. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly, “popstar” is a Russian word that means “prostitute” and “Nadeea” means “Ke$ha”.

  26. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    Raoul
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    “Hey! I hear Tokyo!”

  27. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    RStak
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    Christ…was it medical marijuana?

  28. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Urvag
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    Hey Mitt…check out the intern in row 2. You come up with the lies and I’ll get the cigars.

  29. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    Urvag
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    Somebody get Brooke a shield….for her face.

  30. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Urvag
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    Right after this he entered the plane to see why the windows wouldn’t open.

  31. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    Urvag
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    That hair is such an insult to Mr. Kool-Aid.

  32. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    And I am about THIS MUCH full of shit !!

  33. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    sorry_charlie
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    every man wants to marry a woman whose hair can scratch the skin off of his face.

  34. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    God Damn she’s fucking perfect.

  35. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Joey G
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    White men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist White Peoples’ Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you!

  36. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Vlad
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    And if we take the roof right off this thing, we’ll have all the oxygen we’ll need.

  37. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Mitt Romney is looking for Steve.

  38. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    Joey G
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    All right, I know what you’re thinking. You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like shit. Where’s the payoff, right?

  39. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Vlad
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    As her latest victim dies a slow and painful death in the background

  40. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    tlmck
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    Looks like a “baked” apple.

  41. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Debra…LOOK OUT…Duck. He’s going to inhale you.”

  42. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    seriouslynow
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    She’s about to feel the Shaq Attack.

  43. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “…and then when it dribbles out of my mouth, I like to let it sit right between… here!”

  44. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    “I simply LOVE the way these dusky-hued men perform cavity searches!”

  45. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget laser cats! Laser Clinton is all the rage now.

  46. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
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    “I didn’t poop there, Dad. It must have been a dog…”

  47. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Doesn’t she know this is like a tease for Brown? It’s like holding a blank canvas up in front of a painter.

  48. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorwilla and Grace

  49. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always thought Oprah was kind of pretty. Now that I’m older, I really want to see her bare tits!

  50. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
    Commented on this photo:

    All she has to do now is make idiotic faces, and she’ll look just like Chris Brown.

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