“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?
I tip my cap to you, sir,
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The coffee date went well. Really well. Terrence especially loved her interest in him as a person, as a man. But during a stroll around the block, just as he was about to suggest a place for lunch, she uttered the unforgivable, leaving them both in silence, and him with a broken heart.
“I love when you do Madea.”
Brilliant!
I was waiting for the punchline to be ‘Show me the money’! That’s the ‘show me the money’ guy, right?
Chris Brown can hang this picture on his wall and use it as a” fist dart board”
I didn’t know they were dating.
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan greeting republican supporters in Skokie, Illinois.
What the hell is wrong with her ? Did rigor mortis set in ?
While Liev uses one son to clean the dog crap off his shoes, his nanny finds this the perfect opportunity to try the “shaken baby ” thing she saw on the six o’clock news
Normally she has a pretty nice ass, but here it looks like she’s smuggling a bag of softballs. Hmmm.
You may want to clean your glasses or increase the dosage on your meds. Her ass looks amazing!
It does look a like cottage cheese-y. I think the rest of you are in denial. For me, though, nothing wrong with a little cellulite to remind you that- and this is deep- everyone poops.
Even Shrek’s penis would run away from this Fiona.
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
return soup at a deli…..
“Aw come on, just the tip!”
Bill: “Man I’d like to screw her”.
Mitt:”Me too, out of what?”
HA! Did you steal that from somewhere? Well played, sir.
Looks like Maggie Gyllenhall
Ho Hum
SECURITY!!!!
Sigourney wasn’t available for the sequel. They’re calling it “Out Of the Mist”.
“Thaats right! Get in that trailer ! I’m gonna teach you how to toss my salad!”
“But I don’t know how to cook.”
Chocolate Rain
Miss Brooke stays dry while others feel the pain…
this picture makes me believe that celebrity relationships are not all destined for failure…probably hear about a breakup tomorrow…but peace for today.
Yeah, they have been broken up for awhile, and i guess they decided its better together… I see them staying together, actually, for awhile. I do really like Pink, actually, shes an actual performer and doesn’t take shit from anyone
If britney was more like her ten years ago, she wouldn’t be whacked out on bipolar meds and needing directions to the bathroom
Kind of sad.
She did get a trip to Maui out of it.
You’re doing….you’re doing goooood.
Are we sure this isn’t Amy Childs????
Mitt was feeling the love from the crowd until he was…
COCK BLOCKED BY CLINTON!
“Alright, lets quit for today… Who wants to go to Hooters?
“I’m Adolph Hitler , and I approve this message…
Clearly, “popstar” is a Russian word that means “prostitute” and “Nadeea” means “Ke$ha”.
“Hey! I hear Tokyo!”
Christ…was it medical marijuana?
Hey Mitt…check out the intern in row 2. You come up with the lies and I’ll get the cigars.
Somebody get Brooke a shield….for her face.
Right after this he entered the plane to see why the windows wouldn’t open.
That hair is such an insult to Mr. Kool-Aid.
And I am about THIS MUCH full of shit !!
every man wants to marry a woman whose hair can scratch the skin off of his face.
God Damn she’s fucking perfect.
White men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist White Peoples’ Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you!
And if we take the roof right off this thing, we’ll have all the oxygen we’ll need.
Even Mitt Romney is looking for Steve.
I’m sorry, Kyle… not Steve… they are about the same height, I got them confused.
All right, I know what you’re thinking. You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like shit. Where’s the payoff, right?
As her latest victim dies a slow and painful death in the background
Looks like a “baked” apple.
“Debra…LOOK OUT…Duck. He’s going to inhale you.”
She’s about to feel the Shaq Attack.
“…and then when it dribbles out of my mouth, I like to let it sit right between… here!”
“I simply LOVE the way these dusky-hued men perform cavity searches!”
Forget laser cats! Laser Clinton is all the rage now.
“I didn’t poop there, Dad. It must have been a dog…”
Doesn’t she know this is like a tease for Brown? It’s like holding a blank canvas up in front of a painter.
Gorwilla and Grace
I’ve always thought Oprah was kind of pretty. Now that I’m older, I really want to see her bare tits!
Actually, I kind of agree… she does have kind of nice skin. I think all her $ made her look much better over the years. Early Oprah- woof.
I believe the makeup artists on the Oprah Winfrey Show used to go through a quart of spackle before every taping.
“quart of spackle”= NICE. I laughed out loud.
All she has to do now is make idiotic faces, and she’ll look just like Chris Brown.