The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.26.12

September 26th, 2012 // 468 Comments

“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?

I tip my cap to you, sir,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Crissy
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    Yup, still looks like a monkey!

  2. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Crissy
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    Oh Shaq! What a stereotypical thing to do…

  3. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    diego
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    Faces of Meth

  4. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    Crissy
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    Nice way to kick start the afternoon with the brats!

  5. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    duder
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    One. Two. TWO leaking bags of hepatitis! Mwa ha ha.

  6. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    B&WMinstrel
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    It’s like Terence Rattigan meets Noel Coward and then a black guy robs their clothes and throws them in a dumpster

  7. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    Crissy
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    Here’s a hint: Kardashian.

  8. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Buddy The Elf
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    still trying waaaaayy too hard RiRi.
    Always alone or with her paid ‘friends.’

    “Look at how much fun we are having – oh and check out what I am wearing because I am a desperate whore.”

  9. Brooke Shields No Make Up
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    “So it’s true. Nothing comes between you and your Calvins.”

  10. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    B&WMinstrel
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    Does no one care enough to

  11. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
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    “…shown here demonstrating the Presidential Sex Ray for candidate Romney”

  12. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    Crissy
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    Holy crack pipe! WTF!

  13. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
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    “Twitter, Twitter on my phone, who is the fairest one to bone?”

  14. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
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    Shaq, “Every Woman, Every Child” is the charity, not the menu.

  15. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Crissy
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    But is she a pop star as in “Madonna WAS a pop star” kinda way? Cause she sure is past her prime!

  16. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Crissy
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    Her right nipple wants out!

  17. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Even knowing she’s been caught mid-crushing kittens for a Japanese fetish video, she is still hot.

  18. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
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    Can’t we leave them alone? They’re clearly still in mourning for her pre-pregnancy figure.

  19. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    In every photo like this, there’s a Jewish dude in the back saying “are you fucking kidding me?” with his eyes.

  20. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    From the look on his face, he’s looking for the right time to have the baby wipe talk.

  21. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    Heil, mein Führer

  22. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    Jesus this chick looks like Kim Kardashian in a dress two sizes too small and way too comfortable looking like a stuffed sausage…so yeah, she looks like Kim Kardashian.

  23. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    Apple iMess

  24. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    YTBOY
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    That’s one lucky dude. He get to watch her feel her boobs. WOW!!!

  25. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    careful now boys, those are load bearing implants.

  26. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
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    the old rapist and chief. democrats look up to him because he raped women

    • XGL

      Hey! the guy loved and banged women but nobody ever claimed rape! I know you are probably a republican, and this is hard to understand, but sex outside of marriage isnt rape. and magic lady parts don’t take care of unwanted pregnancies.

      • jen

        actully he was accused of rape…Juanita Broaddrick….se alleged Clnton, when he was Arkansas Attorney General and she was a major Clinton fundraiser, raped her.

  27. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    meeps!
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    I like the Rosey Grier/Ray Milland version better…

  28. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Fishballs
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    I’d like to rifle through her underwear drawer and sniff the crotch inserts of her pantyhose.

  29. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Quiet! He’s channeling Sam Peckinpah!

  30. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    HollywoodOutsider
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    OUR STOCK WILL RISE … HIGH!

  31. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Paul Ryan is Northfacing the shit out of that jacket.

  32. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    FREE PUSSY RIOT!!!

    Oh, wait, never mind.

  33. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Little Tongue
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    “Look, ‘ma, no black eye!”

  34. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Jessie the Cowgirl: The Porn Years.

  35. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Alice Pooper
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    swollen vulva lips

  36. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    Alice Pooper
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    dweeby looking TSA guy provides excellent foil

  37. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
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    That’s the photo they’ll use during the “in memorium” segment at the 2013 Grammys after Chris kills her later this year.

  38. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    Alice Pooper
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    holding him tight enhances heal to ass effect

  39. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    Little Tongue
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    Diaper toe!

  40. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Kitti
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    Bill: Whoa! Check out the cankles on that one!
    Mitt: Yeah! I’d sure like to put some Mormon underwear on her…!

  41. Brooke Shields No Make Up
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    I wish that was me. I would’ve given her a thorough cavity search. She is very suspicious, after all.

  42. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Little Tongue
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    So much money spent on bad surgery, wig and outfit, while nothing to get rid of that fur on her arms? She clearly needs help getting her priorities straight…

  43. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    meeps!
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    You never go full Margot Kidder…

  44. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    meeps!
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    Oops I crapped my pants, indeed.

  45. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    Back in the colonial era, the great European powers of England, France, Spain, Portugal et al would send their mightiest ships around the world to conquer, rape & pillage. They would spend months at sea, making landfall only so often to re-stock their supplies. A barrel of apples was one of the staples kept on board, since they could be dried and still retain their flavor & vitamins. After several months in a barrel, however, the remaining apples were severely dehydrated, wrinkled, hard and by that time, mostly sour. But they still looked better than this apple does.

  46. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    meeps!
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    Mom, WTF?!?

  47. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    elephantman
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    You guys are so mean! I’d hit it!!

  48. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    Keno
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    Grabbing your own boobs will not distract us from the fact that you forgot to wear pants today…

  49. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Keno
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    Popstar eh? What does she sing? Putin on the ritz?
    Ahhhhthankyouverymuch

  50. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Noni Weasel
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    He even has a little shadow mustache…

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