“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?
I tip my cap to you, sir,
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Yup, still looks like a monkey!
Oh Shaq! What a stereotypical thing to do…
Faces of Meth
Nice way to kick start the afternoon with the brats!
One. Two. TWO leaking bags of hepatitis! Mwa ha ha.
It’s like Terence Rattigan meets Noel Coward and then a black guy robs their clothes and throws them in a dumpster
Here’s a hint: Kardashian.
still trying waaaaayy too hard RiRi.
Always alone or with her paid ‘friends.’
“Look at how much fun we are having – oh and check out what I am wearing because I am a desperate whore.”
“So it’s true. Nothing comes between you and your Calvins.”
nothing except a TSA rubber glove
Does no one care enough to
take away her hammer?
“…shown here demonstrating the Presidential Sex Ray for candidate Romney”
Holy crack pipe! WTF!
“Twitter, Twitter on my phone, who is the fairest one to bone?”
Shaq, “Every Woman, Every Child” is the charity, not the menu.
But is she a pop star as in “Madonna WAS a pop star” kinda way? Cause she sure is past her prime!
Her right nipple wants out!
Even knowing she’s been caught mid-crushing kittens for a Japanese fetish video, she is still hot.
Can’t we leave them alone? They’re clearly still in mourning for her pre-pregnancy figure.
In every photo like this, there’s a Jewish dude in the back saying “are you fucking kidding me?” with his eyes.
From the look on his face, he’s looking for the right time to have the baby wipe talk.
Heil, mein Führer
Jesus this chick looks like Kim Kardashian in a dress two sizes too small and way too comfortable looking like a stuffed sausage…so yeah, she looks like Kim Kardashian.
Apple iMess
That’s one lucky dude. He get to watch her feel her boobs. WOW!!!
careful now boys, those are load bearing implants.
the old rapist and chief. democrats look up to him because he raped women
Hey! the guy loved and banged women but nobody ever claimed rape! I know you are probably a republican, and this is hard to understand, but sex outside of marriage isnt rape. and magic lady parts don’t take care of unwanted pregnancies.
actully he was accused of rape…Juanita Broaddrick….se alleged Clnton, when he was Arkansas Attorney General and she was a major Clinton fundraiser, raped her.
I like the Rosey Grier/Ray Milland version better…
I’d like to rifle through her underwear drawer and sniff the crotch inserts of her pantyhose.
Quiet! He’s channeling Sam Peckinpah!
OUR STOCK WILL RISE … HIGH!
Paul Ryan is Northfacing the shit out of that jacket.
FREE PUSSY RIOT!!!
Oh, wait, never mind.
“Look, ‘ma, no black eye!”
Jessie the Cowgirl: The Porn Years.
swollen vulva lips
dweeby looking TSA guy provides excellent foil
That’s the photo they’ll use during the “in memorium” segment at the 2013 Grammys after Chris kills her later this year.
That shouldn’t have made me laugh, but it did.
holding him tight enhances heal to ass effect
Diaper toe!
Hahaa! So wrong and right.
Bill: Whoa! Check out the cankles on that one!
Mitt: Yeah! I’d sure like to put some Mormon underwear on her…!
I wish that was me. I would’ve given her a thorough cavity search. She is very suspicious, after all.
So much money spent on bad surgery, wig and outfit, while nothing to get rid of that fur on her arms? She clearly needs help getting her priorities straight…
You never go full Margot Kidder…
Oops I crapped my pants, indeed.
Back in the colonial era, the great European powers of England, France, Spain, Portugal et al would send their mightiest ships around the world to conquer, rape & pillage. They would spend months at sea, making landfall only so often to re-stock their supplies. A barrel of apples was one of the staples kept on board, since they could be dried and still retain their flavor & vitamins. After several months in a barrel, however, the remaining apples were severely dehydrated, wrinkled, hard and by that time, mostly sour. But they still looked better than this apple does.
When they write Fiona Apples biography, your words will be the preface.
Mom, WTF?!?
You guys are so mean! I’d hit it!!
Of course you would….you’re the Elephant Man
Grabbing your own boobs will not distract us from the fact that you forgot to wear pants today…
Popstar eh? What does she sing? Putin on the ritz?
Ahhhhthankyouverymuch
He even has a little shadow mustache…