The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.26.12

September 26th, 2012 // 468 Comments

“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?

I tip my cap to you, sir,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Anthony
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    That’s clearly Adam Sandler

  2. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    Russian? No, I can take my time.

  3. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
    Craptard
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    thank you, Mr. spandex yoga pants inventor person! Now, please stop making them in sizes that fit Rosie O’Donnel.

  4. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
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    big fucking deal – please go away

  5. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    Siri, why do I pretend I have a phone in both hands?

  6. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    BillEBuoy
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    “I’m so sorry, honey, for wearing these ugly, stinky ass so-called pants. Will you ever forgive me?”
    “Let’s hug, let me touch your ass for while and I’ll think about it.”

  7. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    Mystery woman? I’ll bet more people recognized her than Terrence.

  8. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
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    “Go Go Clinton X-Ray Vision!”

  9. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    There’s nothing sexxxier than an all natural woman.

  10. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    two invisible iphones

  11. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    BillEBuoy
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    The poor little guy at the podium knows he’s doomed.

  12. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    PLEASE have sex with me! The last person I had sex with was Whoopi Goldberg…I need to make sure I’m not gay!

  13. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Pink spikes & bows on extreme black stilettos = very confused footwear message

  14. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
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    Every mother looks at pictures like this and cries. As God intended.

  15. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    1NDUN
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    What a great camera to reveal Bill’s x-ray vision.

  16. Katharine McPhee Butt Short Skirt Smash Set
    Craptard
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    Never saw that show – does she do alot of upside down pantsless handstands on that show? No? looks like I’ll never see it then.

  17. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    Cadillac Jack
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    “Sweep the leg! No Mercy!”

  18. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    I can handle most celebs degenerating to nothing, but this one makes me sad. She’s a cool chick, great voice, great song writer and doesn’t whore herself out to the media.

  19. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    Back in the 60′s I HAD one of those toy sets where you took a regular apple and turned it into a shrunken head! Nice to see it’s making a comeback.

  20. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    BillEBuoy
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    . . . as she should remain.

  21. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    let’s get our hair done and then do some shoe shopping…please, please, please

  22. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Cock Dr
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    Ted’s got a nice wig there.

  23. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
    Jade
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    “They used to be THIS big, but I kept getting black eyes.”

  24. Katharine McPhee Butt Short Skirt Smash Set
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    looks like Ellen fooled another one

  25. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    Jade
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    However many kinds of whore there are, Rihanna’s got them all covered.

  26. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    BillEBuoy
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    His face is nothing short of a mess.

  27. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    What sort of cabbage patch is she growing on her ass? How the mighty have fallen. Literally.

  28. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    Jade
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    Wardrobe malfunction. Oprah somehow got skinny jeans.

  29. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    Jade
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    “La la la la, I can’t hear you.”

  30. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    someone get her a seitanburger!

  31. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
    Jade
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    She raided Nicki Minaj’s closet I see.

  32. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Jade
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    “My douchiness is THIS big!”

  33. Katharine McPhee Butt Short Skirt Smash Set
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    “So, Katharine, have you ever been finger blasted by a lady?”
    “WHAT!?”
    “I’m just sayin’… I may not be as pretty as you, but I eat pussy like a trucker”

  34. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    BillEBuoy
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    Even the gay guy in the background on the right thinks she’s adorable!

  35. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    Jade
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    Kill it with fire.

  36. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
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    i think theres a fupa hiding somewhere in this picture

  37. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Jade
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    WTF is that???

  38. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    B&WMinstrel
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    “I can help Mitt, but only 47%”

  39. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    The sea monster has emerged! Hurry, someone kill it.

  40. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    terry
    Commented on this photo:

    Obama has nothing to do with this.
    Tell me, with 23 million jobs lost after 2008 where did all that payroll money go considering the GDP is bigger than it was during the height of the bubble?
    About 800 billion in payroll money is collecting in the pockets of the private sector each year whilst they feast off of the greatest GDP on earth. And we still borrow 10 billion from China each month.
    If you believe that the private sector is responsible for hiring you then with all that excess payroll money in their grasp it should be a cake walk to hire millions of people. Where is the excuse not to?That 800 billion is greater than any fucking tax cut and deregulation Congress could even give the private sector.
    The private sector simply doesn’t give a fuck.

    • I didn’t find this joke funny at all!

    • bonky

      Gilbert Gottfried does that whole bit on stage in Atlantic City and it KILLS !

    • What about “private” do you not understand? Are you mad that its not yours and you cant divvy it out how you see fit? You seem to be confusing the private sector with some social program that is failing you. Never underestimate the greed of the “public sector” because it has never seen a pool of money that it hasn’t desperately coveted.

      I was the third employee hired in a company that grew to one-hundred and fifty. Every step of the way the “public sector” milked us for taxes and fees while saddling us with a mind numbing labyrinth of guidelines, regulations, and laws. Instead of laying people off, the owners stopped taking paychecks. But guess what happened when the local “public sector” had their budgets cut? That’s right, they laid their people off and hired us. We still laugh about it. The money I made put me through school and guess who tried to take as much of it as they could….my local “public university,” that surprise, surprise, was desperate for money. There is no such thing as “public” money. It’s ALL private money, but some of it was siphoned off under threat of arrest.

  41. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
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    see if i push them in my belly pops out

  42. Katharine McPhee Butt Short Skirt Smash Set
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a gal who can wear horizontal stripes…and drab blocky brown shoes better worn with long pants: doesn’t matter though with those legs and figure she can get away with just about any fashion crime.

  43. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    He needs that nissan tire fill alert.

  44. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    B&WMinstrel
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    Is that Putin? That man can do anything.

  45. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    BillEBuoy
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    I keep waiting for ‘her’ penis to pop out.

  46. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    They never rebuilt her face after Katrina or what?

  47. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    it had to be said
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    “You see that one over there? You want her for a wife after I’m done with her?”

  48. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    BillEBuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Pathetic.

    That is the only word that comes to mind.

  49. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do you know what happened to the last bitch who called me ‘Sam Malone’?… I turned her into Kirstie Alley!”

  50. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    Cock Dr
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    Was she on a hunger strike while in the TX jail?

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