“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?
I tip my cap to you, sir,
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That’s clearly Adam Sandler
Russian? No, I can take my time.
thank you, Mr. spandex yoga pants inventor person! Now, please stop making them in sizes that fit Rosie O’Donnel.
Technically, he doesn’t. Rosie just insists they are her size and therein lies the problem!
big fucking deal – please go away
Siri, why do I pretend I have a phone in both hands?
“I’m so sorry, honey, for wearing these ugly, stinky ass so-called pants. Will you ever forgive me?”
“Let’s hug, let me touch your ass for while and I’ll think about it.”
Mystery woman? I’ll bet more people recognized her than Terrence.
this wins
“Go Go Clinton X-Ray Vision!”
There’s nothing sexxxier than an all natural woman.
I wonder if she’s actually a carbon-based lifeform.
two invisible iphones
The poor little guy at the podium knows he’s doomed.
That’s Rand Paul, and his father couldn’t be less proud of his presence in that photo.
PLEASE have sex with me! The last person I had sex with was Whoopi Goldberg…I need to make sure I’m not gay!
Pink spikes & bows on extreme black stilettos = very confused footwear message
man face & big boobs, awkward body & strange hair = very confused humanity message!
Every mother looks at pictures like this and cries. As God intended.
What a great camera to reveal Bill’s x-ray vision.
Never saw that show – does she do alot of upside down pantsless handstands on that show? No? looks like I’ll never see it then.
“Sweep the leg! No Mercy!”
I can handle most celebs degenerating to nothing, but this one makes me sad. She’s a cool chick, great voice, great song writer and doesn’t whore herself out to the media.
Back in the 60′s I HAD one of those toy sets where you took a regular apple and turned it into a shrunken head! Nice to see it’s making a comeback.
. . . as she should remain.
let’s get our hair done and then do some shoe shopping…please, please, please
Ted’s got a nice wig there.
“They used to be THIS big, but I kept getting black eyes.”
looks like Ellen fooled another one
However many kinds of whore there are, Rihanna’s got them all covered.
His face is nothing short of a mess.
What sort of cabbage patch is she growing on her ass? How the mighty have fallen. Literally.
What the fuck is wrong with you
I think she’s smoking hot most of the time and *had* an incredible ass. You are lying if you say this ass is not showing some serious lumps.
Wardrobe malfunction. Oprah somehow got skinny jeans.
“La la la la, I can’t hear you.”
someone get her a seitanburger!
She raided Nicki Minaj’s closet I see.
“My douchiness is THIS big!”
“So, Katharine, have you ever been finger blasted by a lady?”
“WHAT!?”
“I’m just sayin’… I may not be as pretty as you, but I eat pussy like a trucker”
Even the gay guy in the background on the right thinks she’s adorable!
Kill it with fire.
i think theres a fupa hiding somewhere in this picture
WTF is that???
“I can help Mitt, but only 47%”
The sea monster has emerged! Hurry, someone kill it.
Time for some good old fashioned J-horror.
Obama has nothing to do with this.
Tell me, with 23 million jobs lost after 2008 where did all that payroll money go considering the GDP is bigger than it was during the height of the bubble?
About 800 billion in payroll money is collecting in the pockets of the private sector each year whilst they feast off of the greatest GDP on earth. And we still borrow 10 billion from China each month.
If you believe that the private sector is responsible for hiring you then with all that excess payroll money in their grasp it should be a cake walk to hire millions of people. Where is the excuse not to?That 800 billion is greater than any fucking tax cut and deregulation Congress could even give the private sector.
The private sector simply doesn’t give a fuck.
I didn’t find this joke funny at all!
Gilbert Gottfried does that whole bit on stage in Atlantic City and it KILLS !
What about “private” do you not understand? Are you mad that its not yours and you cant divvy it out how you see fit? You seem to be confusing the private sector with some social program that is failing you. Never underestimate the greed of the “public sector” because it has never seen a pool of money that it hasn’t desperately coveted.
I was the third employee hired in a company that grew to one-hundred and fifty. Every step of the way the “public sector” milked us for taxes and fees while saddling us with a mind numbing labyrinth of guidelines, regulations, and laws. Instead of laying people off, the owners stopped taking paychecks. But guess what happened when the local “public sector” had their budgets cut? That’s right, they laid their people off and hired us. We still laugh about it. The money I made put me through school and guess who tried to take as much of it as they could….my local “public university,” that surprise, surprise, was desperate for money. There is no such thing as “public” money. It’s ALL private money, but some of it was siphoned off under threat of arrest.
Nice story bro…..So I annoyed myself with my own story. So what.
see if i push them in my belly pops out
There’s a gal who can wear horizontal stripes…and drab blocky brown shoes better worn with long pants: doesn’t matter though with those legs and figure she can get away with just about any fashion crime.
I like your footwear critiques.
He needs that nissan tire fill alert.
Is that Putin? That man can do anything.
I keep waiting for ‘her’ penis to pop out.
They never rebuilt her face after Katrina or what?
“You see that one over there? You want her for a wife after I’m done with her?”
Pathetic.
That is the only word that comes to mind.
“Do you know what happened to the last bitch who called me ‘Sam Malone’?… I turned her into Kirstie Alley!”
Was she on a hunger strike while in the TX jail?