The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.26.12

September 26th, 2012 // 468 Comments

“Here, right in here is why they don’t care about the hepatitis.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t boast as large a selection as usual, but does contain two Mitt Romney pics, including my personal fave co-starring Bill Clinton‘s Titty-Ray Vision™. We’ve also got, Liev Schreiber, who’s kid still prefers this over having his parent puke into his mouth and Pink‘s butt in yoga pants being the tie that binds her family together, but seriously, who gives a shit about them while Bill Clinton’s around leaving heat signatures on fat chicks, so Secret Service can tag and bag them in front of an audience of international world leaders?

I tip my cap to you, sir,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    A mess. Take more out of the front and put it in the back

  2. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    Mohawk Disco
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    Picasso’s long lost masterpiece, ‘A Collage of Wrong’.

  3. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    DeucePickle
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    “Pick on somebody your own size and kick this, Liev”

  4. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Tiger
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    I KNEW IT!!!

  5. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    EricLr
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    Looks like he finally did something to get the Tea Party to like him.

  6. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
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    Bill: “That’s your wife?”
    Mitt: “Yah, she’s a great lady”
    Bill: “She certainly was last night”

  7. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
    EricLr
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    Ho’s ain’t got names!

  8. Terrence Howard Fedora Mystery Woman
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    T.H. looks all fly, what’s that with him?

  9. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    “I got a great idea. Why don’t we change the name of this movie to something that makes sense like….The Wolf of Wall Steet?”

  10. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    What does this girl “do” exactly?

  11. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    now THAT’S unfortunate.

  12. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    A millian dollar smile, a twenty dollar ensemble.

  13. Ted Danson Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    EricLr
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    Down to begging now? Sad. I mean, not David Hasselhoff sad, but sad nonetheless.

  14. Brooke Shields No Make Up
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    She’s an idiot and piss poor actor, but even without the makeup, I’d still fuck her stupid. Sorry… “stupider”

    • EricLr

      The fact that Princeton not only admitted that bimbo, but also awarded her an actual degree, is proof of just how easily celebrities and the politically-connected can get into the Ivy League and then famous their way through their classes. This is why I laugh every time someone cites James Franco or some other famous bimbo/himbo getting a degree as evidence of their intelligence.

      If you want to see how intelligent you have to be to make it through the Ivy League when you’re famous, go listen to the “Blue Lagoon” commentary track some time. It’s all the director can do not to laugh through the whole thing at the dumb shit this bimbo says.

  15. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    ate one too many worms.

  16. Rihanna Cleavage In Bed Twitter
    BillEBuoy
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    Of course she did.

  17. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a recent picture of Grace Zabriskie….without makeup….having just woken up….with a hangover….and cancer.

  18. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    BillEBuoy
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    I love Shaq, so there is absolutely nothing negative to say about this.

  19. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    EricLr
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    “Russian popstar” or, as we say in America, “Whore.”

  20. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    JennywithaY
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    I’d cry, too, if people kept yelling, “Hey, Miley!” at me.

  21. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
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    Don’t even bother Shaq. She might only be one-tenth of your daily caloric needs.

  22. Shaquille O'Neal Kissing Debra Messing United Nations Every Woman Every Child Dinner
    Craptard
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    Looks like he’s giving her that old ‘they don’t need to be huge, all anybody needs is a mouthful’ speech all the flat chested girls get at some point or another.

  23. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    B&WMinstrel
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    I recognise all of the bits but not in that order

  24. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
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    I missed the show. Did he dance with her while wearing a full body condom?

  25. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Tiger
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    Reminds me of Desiree Cousteau http://www.xxxscreenlegends.com/Tour/onset.jpg

  26. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    One picture of this Apple a day keeps my penis at bay.

  27. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    B&WMinstrel
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    That’s not a woman that’s a Halloween costume

  28. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Mohawk Disco
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    Where is Dr. Baltar when you need him. Romney looks like a robot. Must be a cylon!

  29. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    Cock Dr
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    Impressively fast loss of babyweight. Kudos.

  30. Pamela Anderson Legs No Pants DWTS
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    Fine, since your gay…I mean a dancer…I’ll just touch them myself!

  31. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    Craptard
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    I thought Oprah retired, and was spending the remainder of her life as a Buddha statue in Thailand?

  32. Brooke Shields No Make Up
    BillEBuoy
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    After getting feeled-up, how does Brooke end up being the only one smiling? He looks absolutely disturbed by the whole experience.

  33. Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
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    Clinton: Man, I’d like to use her like a cigar holder!
    Mitt: I’d like to make that lady one of my wives!

  34. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
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    Ohio Nazis. I hate Ohio Nazis.

  35. Christina Milian Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
    Craptard
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    Nipple-ey!

  36. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
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    The show lives up to its name, but only in places.

  37. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
    BillEBuoy
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    “I told ya kid, scram! Here comes a hot chick down the sidewalk and I don’t want to hear another word.”

  38. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
    Jentilly
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    Was that marjuanna she got caught with laced with heroin??

  39. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Jill Ess
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    This pic made my day. Thank you!

  40. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    B&WMinstrel
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    When Republicans want to look like everyone else they put on a jacket, The White House buys everyone a tuxedo

  41. Mitt Romney Paul Ryan
    Cock Dr
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    I was given to understand at the beginning of the campaign that the GOP Rom-bot was a bit stiff and awkward during unscripted moments with the great unwashed American public.
    *regards photo*
    But this is ridiculous.

  42. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage Bikini Top Red Wig
    Jentilly
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    Is this another one of Mel’s?

  43. Pink Butt Yoga Pants Carey Hart Daughter Willow Sage
    Craptard
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    wow, I’d have expected that if anything was going to fall out of Pink’s stank ass cooter, it’d have been a Buick, or some crap she couldn’t sell at her last yard sale.

  44. Brooke Shields No Make Up
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    FINALLY! Someone is paying attention to me!

  45. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
    BillEBuoy
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    Keeping the tag on those jeans in the event she grows out of them and must return them, too.

  46. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel
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    Ah, dammit…I’ve got kid on my shoe again!

  47. Fiona Apple Skinny Tired First Post Arrest Appearance
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    The Eye of Horus must have been looking the wrong way.

  48. Oprah Butt Tight Pants The Butler Set
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    You obviously left a “t” out of the movie title.

  49. Jodie Marsh Clevage Butt Tight Dress
    cagster
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    I hope she has a coat to cover up on the bus ride home.

  50. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    BillEBuoy
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    He doesn’t want to hear the BS going on there, either . . .

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