The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.25.13

September 25th, 2013 // 381 Comments

“Alright, y’all, I don’t think the birds going to fly out. Probably shoulda paid more attention in Thailand. MEDIC.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by new Molly Shampooâ„¢ – Strengthens Roots And Feels So Fucking Awesome On My Skin Oh God It’s Like My Scalp Is Climaxing! Drugs, they’re both on a fuckton of drugs is what I’m saying. We’ve also got Gerard Butler making a waiter move his table closer to the bathroom, Peter Dinklage in need of a little assistance (I’d call for a rimshot, but I know I really deserve a slap on the face for that.), and Tom Selleck not understanding why this tiny homosexual hasn’t brought out the girl with the butt yet.

I’m not sure whether this set shot makes me happy, or really, really sad. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER
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    Hmm…more like Austin Powers meets Doctor Who or, what happens when you cross a Dalek and a Fembot?

  2. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    So that’s where she keeps her um-buh-rella-ella-ella hey hey?

  3. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    richie
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    Aging very well.

  4. Woody Allen Grabbing Soon Yi By The Wrist Hugo Boss Store Opening
    alex
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    Good for them. Quickly closing in on 20 years of marriage.

  5. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
    Grace
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    Nick is thinking, “I’m scared, Mariah. Come and get me!”

  6. Cher Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
    Brit
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    It’s been a long day. Time to head home for a little rest-ylane.

  7. Ke$ha Buttcheeks Booty Shorts
    Eric
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    She looks over her shoulder just in time to see that 14th minute of fame fly away.

  8. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
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    So ‘performing’ is sitting on a stage, reading an autocue and showing off your growler?

    Man, such incredible talent.

  9. Toni Braxton Nipples Bra See Through Dress A Converstion With Toni Braxton And Kenny Babyface Edmonds
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    Another waxwork?

  10. Dennis Quaid Spandex Bike Clothes
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    Expensive bicycle? Check. All the associated clothing – shorts, vest, clacky little shoes? Check. Sunglasses from 1992? Check. Car keys? Check.

    Let’s go biking!

  11. Ke$ha Buttcheeks Booty Shorts
    navvet75
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    I would not

  12. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    I would totally wax that wax ass!!!

  13. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    I know what happened to Corey’s career, but what happened to his lips?

  14. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
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    I thought it was Judge Judy.

  15. Amy Markham Sideboob Cleavage SBE Christmas In September Charity Event
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    I have NO IDEA who this chic is. She could be an amazingly talented actress, done Broadway and Sheakespeare and maybe some great movies or tv shows. Maybe worked years to get her name out there. But goddamnit show us your boobs and nice figure and now you’re a household name!

  16. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
    Ronaldo
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    Its sad that Kirk Douglas did that to his face. He look like nothing that resembles what he used to be. Why do people pull their faces when they get old. its so silly

  17. Tom Selleck Towering Over Mario Lopez Extra
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    Magnum, AARP

  18. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
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    Ma’am, I told you…he doesn’t need a boarding pass if he’s riding in your lap.

  19. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
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    And we’re concerned about North Korea and their bombs?

  20. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
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    Dinklage should man-up and hold his kid once and a while. Just saying…

  21. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    “Mmmmm. Sasha should be legal age about now”

  22. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    You’d smile too if there was a large, gold object gently dangling back and forth between your breasts. And by smile I mean ” totally erect nipples.”

  23. Toni Braxton Nipples Bra See Through Dress A Converstion With Toni Braxton And Kenny Babyface Edmonds
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    Looks like she put her sports top on backwards?

  24. Courtney Love Pretending To Read Poetry Book
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    I’m surprised that book isn’t upside down.

  25. Oliver Stone Untold History Of The United States 61st San Sebastian Film Festival
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    …because San Sebastián, Spain is certainly most interested in the U.S.’s untold history, of course.

  26. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Tiggles
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    So the hives you break out in after being touched by Mayer and Brand are blue, red, and yellow? At least its colorful.

  27. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    Tiggles
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    “I bet this black guy knows some fat chicks.”

  28. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    anonym
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    I can smell the stink from here.

  29. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    crb
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    And the shart that followed, inundated the entire city of Perth, making the recent Colorado floods look like a mild Jessica Simpson birth-event by comparison.

    This is the last in this series of forensic photo evidence from this camera that shows anything but brown.

    So far, the city medical examiner’s only conclusion was, “Why couldn’t it have been Cleveland?”

  30. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
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    That taint what I wanted to see.

  31. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
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    “Ma’am, I don’t care if your papers say you’re official representatives of ‘The Lollipop Guild’, you still have to pass through security’.

  32. Joanna Krupa Bikini Romain Zago Instagram
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    Sure, it’s ok for Romain Zago, but whenever I take pics of chicks sleeping in bikinis and post them on the ‘net, the cops always come around hassling me!

  33. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    “and that is our plan for fighting global poverty. As far as your other question, ‘where all the white women at’, I’ll defer to my colleague President Clinton’.

  34. Amy Markham Sideboob Cleavage SBE Christmas In September Charity Event
    tom
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    Worst final 5 ever.

  35. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
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    “‘Bout to toss a midget and you botherin’ me with a gotdamn boarding pass?”

  36. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Errol Flynn's Ghost
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    I guess this is what happens when the other Corey gets the queertastic bubble bath scene and you don’t……

  37. Amanda Seyfried Butt Bikini Naomi Watts While We Were Young Set
    Andie
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    They’re both gorgeous. And great actresses too.

  38. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    Andie
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    SOMEBODY buy this woman a damn bra. Please.

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