The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.25.13

“Alright, y’all, I don’t think the birds going to fly out. Probably shoulda paid more attention in Thailand. MEDIC.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by new Molly Shampoo™ – Strengthens Roots And Feels So Fucking Awesome On My Skin Oh God It’s Like My Scalp Is Climaxing! Drugs, they’re both on a fuckton of drugs is what I’m saying. We’ve also got Gerard Butler making a waiter move his table closer to the bathroom, Peter Dinklage in need of a little assistance (I’d call for a rimshot, but I know I really deserve a slap on the face for that.), and Tom Selleck not understanding why this tiny homosexual hasn’t brought out the girl with the butt yet.

I’m not sure whether this set shot makes me happy, or really, really sad. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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