The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.25.13

September 25th, 2013 // 381 Comments

“Alright, y’all, I don’t think the birds going to fly out. Probably shoulda paid more attention in Thailand. MEDIC.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by new Molly Shampooâ„¢ – Strengthens Roots And Feels So Fucking Awesome On My Skin Oh God It’s Like My Scalp Is Climaxing! Drugs, they’re both on a fuckton of drugs is what I’m saying. We’ve also got Gerard Butler making a waiter move his table closer to the bathroom, Peter Dinklage in need of a little assistance (I’d call for a rimshot, but I know I really deserve a slap on the face for that.), and Tom Selleck not understanding why this tiny homosexual hasn’t brought out the girl with the butt yet.

I’m not sure whether this set shot makes me happy, or really, really sad. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    journalschism
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    EXTERMINATE!

  2. Amanda Seyfried Butt Bikini Naomi Watts While We Were Young Set
    Eejut
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    Amanda Seyfried and Naomi Watts on the set of a 30 million dollar loss for Focus Features.

  3. Ke$ha Buttcheeks Booty Shorts
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    Something smells like piss, she thought, turning to scan the crowd. My cup better still be full when I get into this car.

  4. Hugh Jackman
    Canudigit
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    Y, M, C, AAAAAAAA…..

  5. Woody Allen Grabbing Soon Yi By The Wrist Hugo Boss Store Opening
    journalschism
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    Asian Allison Pill.

  6. Amy Markham Sideboob Cleavage SBE Christmas In September Charity Event
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    TBN would be so pissed if they saw how their old throne was being used now.

  7. Tom Selleck Towering Over Mario Lopez Extra
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    Mario: “So you just pick whichever one you want to fuck?”
    Tom: “No. No Mario, I don’t. My mustache does.”

  8. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Canudigit
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    He looks like he hasn’t broken in his new pair of platform shoes yet.

  9. Amy Markham Sideboob Cleavage SBE Christmas In September Charity Event
    Canudigit
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    What shoes?

  10. Woody Allen Grabbing Soon Yi By The Wrist Hugo Boss Store Opening
    George P Burdell
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    Do you think they will every adopt a child?

  11. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Way more doable than the non-wax figure of Cher.

  12. Cher Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
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    He looked down, and there is was, plain as day for all to see, in shiny bright rhinestones, his last name: Faut. He was stunned.
    I thought the trick didn’t work last night, but goddamnit, he said to himself. You’re a fucking wizard, David Blaine. A fucking wizard.

  13. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    sonofsamadams
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    “Take a good look, parents. This is where your sons were last night!”

  14. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
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    Weekend at Kirkie’s.

  15. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Berry, you still wanna accept my challenge to a black-off?”
    “Not now, Bill.”
    “My saxophone’s right off stage.”

  16. Bar Refaeli Topless Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    You could say she really raises the BAR when it comes to- Wow, I can actually feel you judging me.

  17. David Arquette Drunk Smelling Vanessa Hudgens Hair
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hey there, sexy thang. Remember me from the ‘Scream’ movies? Can I get a picture with you?”
    “Eew! Only in the kitchen, creep.”

  18. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Side Boob Pregnant Belly Padres Contra El Cancer 13th Annual El Sueno De Esperanza Gala
    fred
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    “Hello little Dora.”

    “Buenas noches, Dania.”

  19. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    Cock Dr
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    I’m guessing Bubba sees something or someone he’d like to touch.

  20. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
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    Anne looks like the mother of Jack Nicholson’s Joker.

  21. Bar Refaeli Topless Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    She has more freckles than I do.
    LiLo still has us all beat though. She is the freckle queen.

  22. Cher Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
    fred
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    Way more than 15 pieces of flair.

  23. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    martina
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    “Like a virgin … for the very first time”

  24. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
    martina
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    Weekend at Bernie’s come to mind

  25. Jim Carrey Jeff Daniels Dumb And Dumber To
    martina
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    Douche and Doucher

  26. Woody Allen Grabbing Soon Yi By The Wrist Hugo Boss Store Opening
    Cock Dr
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    Well it looks like it all turned out as it should. Mia Farrow was freed from growing old with him; he gets to grow old with this one.
    You can see their happiness….it is practically palpable.

  27. Amanda Seyfried Butt Bikini Naomi Watts While We Were Young Set
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    i’ve been waiting for a long time for a shot like this!

  28. Tom Selleck Towering Over Mario Lopez Extra
    fred
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    “Yes i color my hair, and no i haven’t shaved my mustache in 30 years. Now shut the fuck up Paco before i squish you like the insect you are.”

  29. Jim Carrey Jeff Daniels Dumb And Dumber To
    Echo5
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    Thought Miley was giving lap dances again

  30. Cher Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
    Cock Dr
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    I hope I look as good when I’m 104.

  31. Amanda Seyfried Butt Bikini Naomi Watts While We Were Young Set
    martina
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    Nice ass, but really Amanda honey, a little tighter and skimpier and your would have closed the deal.

  32. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    martina
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    happily MILF’ing her way through Beverly Hills

  33. Ke$ha Buttcheeks Booty Shorts
    fred
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    I learned long ago that you can try to dress up a turd with a bunch of different colors, but at the end of the day it’s still a turd.

  34. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Underboob Instagram
    martina
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    We have a Haz Mat situation here

  35. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    Why does he always have to be buying it? Are there no volunteers willing to touch him left in the land?

  36. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    martina
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    When is she EVER going to be sexy?

  37. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    anonymous
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    Probably smells so bad it needs to be aired out.

  38. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    fred
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    This man must be very popular and successful. He is always with multiple beautiful women whenever I see him on the Internet. And the Internet never lies.

  39. David Arquette Drunk Smelling Vanessa Hudgens Hair
    martina
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    If he’s hooking up with her then there is hope for the rest of us.

  40. Jim Carrey Jeff Daniels Dumb And Dumber To
    ThisWillHurt
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    Upon realizing just a few days ago he won the Emmy for Best Lead Actor in a Drama, Jeff Daniels’ heart gave out while filming the “Kinda Looks Like Butt-Sex, Ha Ha” scene in “Dumb and Dumber To.”

  41. Hugh Jackman
    Echo5
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    And there was this redhead chick with tits out to HERE!

  42. Oliver Stone Untold History Of The United States 61st San Sebastian Film Festival
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    Pretentious? Moi?

  43. Ke$ha Buttcheeks Booty Shorts
    ThisWillHurt
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    Glad she decided to go back to her natural hair color.

  44. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
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    That’s exactly how I picture her to look naked.

  45. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    nemo
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    heh. it doesn’t really look like her.

  46. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
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    “That is NOT a carry on…that is my husband!”

  47. Nick Carter Greeting Fans Planet Hollywood Times Square
    anonymous
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    Nick Carter needs to get out of the way so fans can see some actual stars walking the red carpet.

  48. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
    cc
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    I’m sorry, did you say ‘Get back in the stroller.’?

  49. Courtney Love Pretending To Read Poetry Book
    martina
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    “Let’s see? The Cobain Estate still has $45M to burn, and $10M per year … damn! I’ll have to tour in 5 years!”

  50. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
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    This is the most unrealistic exhibit that Madame Toussaud’s has ever created!

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