The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.25.13

September 25th, 2013 // 381 Comments

“Alright, y’all, I don’t think the birds going to fly out. Probably shoulda paid more attention in Thailand. MEDIC.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by new Molly Shampooâ„¢ – Strengthens Roots And Feels So Fucking Awesome On My Skin Oh God It’s Like My Scalp Is Climaxing! Drugs, they’re both on a fuckton of drugs is what I’m saying. We’ve also got Gerard Butler making a waiter move his table closer to the bathroom, Peter Dinklage in need of a little assistance (I’d call for a rimshot, but I know I really deserve a slap on the face for that.), and Tom Selleck not understanding why this tiny homosexual hasn’t brought out the girl with the butt yet.

I’m not sure whether this set shot makes me happy, or really, really sad. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
    EricLR
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    Looks like Dinklage didn’t appreciate the TSA agent asking if they were off to see the Wizard.

  2. Tom Selleck Towering Over Mario Lopez Extra
    joe
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    Sexiest man alive in the 80s meets douchiest dipshit alive in the 10s.

  3. Ke$ha Buttcheeks Booty Shorts
    joe
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    Best she’s looked in a long while. It’s still really shitty, but it’s better.

  4. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
    EricLR
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    The funeral home did such a good job with Kirk Douglas.

  5. Jim Carrey Jeff Daniels Dumb And Dumber To
    EricLR
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    If you really want this movie to be good, they’ll probably need to take the DeLorean instead.

  6. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    brick
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    How much do you think it would cost me to convince him to go out WITHOUT two Ho’s on his arm?

  7. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    Inner Retard
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    Could we go back to Miley Cyrus twerking? Suddenly, I feel the need for some class in my life.

  8. Amanda Seyfried Butt Bikini Naomi Watts While We Were Young Set
    EricLR
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    I’m sorry ma’am, but I’m afraid you’re suffering from a terminal case of White Girl Ass. But look on the bright side, you can get a home loan quite easily.

  9. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    EricLR
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    One is eying the exit, the other is eying a MILF in the front row with huge tits.

  10. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
    Inner Retard
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    Hey, my eyes are down here!!

  11. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
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    Is Kirk Douglas still alive?? I don’t mean that as a statement of surprise, I mean someone needs to check.

  12. Dennis Quaid Spandex Bike Clothes
    EricLR
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    Fuck it, I’ll just drive to the quarry.

  13. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
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    Rihanna: “I like to KICK, STRETCHHHH, AND KICK! I’m 50!”
    Security: “You’re actually 25.”
    Rihanna: “I’m 50! 50 years old!”
    Security: “No you’re…well, from a medical lifespan standpoint, you might be right.”

  14. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
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    “Madam, this child MUST be accompanied at all times. And frankly I find it cruel that you make him haul your luggage”

  15. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
    Little Tongue
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    “Excuse me, Mister Officer, we’re looking for Yellow Brick Road.”

  16. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
    Josephus
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    “Hey Nick?”

    “Yes, Mrs. Douglas?”

    “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

  17. Joanna Krupa Bikini Romain Zago Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    Five completely different ideas just jumped into my mind. Ironically, they all involve baby oil…. and probably later a restraining order.

  18. Jim Carrey Jeff Daniels Dumb And Dumber To
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    So it’s come to homosexuality to squeeze a bit of laughter out of a classic? Is that it?

  19. Gerard Butler
    EricLR
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    I haven’t lost touch with my working class roots. Lots of working class blokes pay strange Asian men to exfoliate their skin by beating them with a bamboo cane.

  20. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    It’s time for the paparazzi to start giving back to the community they feed off of. Instead of taking photos of Sharon Stone, give her a fucking bra.

  21. Katy Perry Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    EricLR
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    Meanwhile, the Russell Brand figure was thrown into the dumpster by mistake.

  22. President Clinton President Obama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    This man has had 1 single global initiative since his teenage years…

  23. David Arquette Drunk Smelling Vanessa Hudgens Hair
    EricLR
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    Wow, she’s stronger than she looks.

  24. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt Talking To LAX Cop
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    “You’re dating her? Thanks interesting, because the birth certificate her mom has here says she’s four. Now, Mr. Dinklage, have you been drinking?”

  25. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    It’s a choice – either watch her do this, or hear her “sing”.

    I’ll be at the bar, avoiding both.

  26. Amanda Seyfried Butt Bikini Naomi Watts While We Were Young Set
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    Eat your 14 hot dogs in peace, Mrs. Watts. Princess 70s Couch will away any intruders

  27. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Underboob Instagram
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    Awwwh Nicki, did people stop talking about you for five minutes?
    Here you go… Here’s some attention for ya…

  28. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Underboob Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    When you think there’s a nipple showing and you don’t even bother to click “View Full Size”, well, it says it all…

  29. Bar Refaeli Topless Instagram
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    Instagram: Making porn look like art since 2010

  30. Hugh Jackman
    EricLR
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    Wait, is he doing his Jack Nicholson or his Christian Slater? I can’t tell.

  31. Alexander Skarsgard Chateau Marmont
    Josephus
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    Skarsgard checked his watch to be sure; it was, indeed, sex o’clock.

  32. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
    Inner Retard
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    Since when does Nick Cannon photobomb pictures of dead people?

  33. Rihanna Legs Spread High Leather Hooker Boots Perth Performance
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    “Rihanna presenting during estrus in Perth, Australia.”

    There, fixed that for you.

    • One of the things I like about The Superficial is that fairly often there is a post with a word that I’m not familiar with. It gives me a chance to look it up, e.g., I’ve always wondered where Perth is located.

  34. Courtney Love Pretending To Read Poetry Book
    Josephus
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    Someone dropped a dollar bill somewhere.

  35. David Arquette Drunk Smelling Vanessa Hudgens Hair
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    Hover hand? Man, I guess he does know his limits….

  36. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
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    Kirk looks better than his son at this point.

  37. Nick Carter Greeting Fans Planet Hollywood Times Square
    EricLR
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    Will youz come home with me and help me raise my four kids?

  38. Joanna Krupa Bikini Romain Zago Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    My ideas here start with a restraining order.

  39. Woody Allen Grabbing Soon Yi By The Wrist Hugo Boss Store Opening
    Josephus
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    I guess it was Take Your Wife and Daughter to Work Day at Hugo Boss.

  40. Gerard Butler
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    Open that box up. I’m going to fuck whatever’s inside it.

  41. Alexander Skarsgard Chateau Marmont
    EricLR
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    Next conquest in 3…2…

  42. Alexander Skarsgard Chateau Marmont
    Commented on this photo:

    In case anyone is wondering:
    Yes, the hands on his watch are penises.
    And yes, it’s always snatch time.

  43. Kirk Douglas Nick Cannon Anne Douglas
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    “I’ll take a scotch on the rocks, and my wife wants chardonnay. And don’t bring me that watered down shit my kids try to feed me. You fill it to the top, and there’s a shiny new quarter in it for you.”

  44. Ke$ha Buttcheeks Booty Shorts
    Josephus
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    Yeah, I mean, I maybe would. But I was also ready to jump the Katy Perry wax figure so maybe I’m not the best judge.

  45. Alexander Skarsgard Chateau Marmont
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    Well, looks like all those wax figurines should be in their 3rd trimester…….now.

  46. Courtney Love Pretending To Read Poetry Book
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    She can’t even PRETEND to read a book

  47. Oliver Stone Untold History Of The United States 61st San Sebastian Film Festival
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    Just a few more years, and he can finally do that Walter Matthau impression.

  48. Woody Allen Grabbing Soon Yi By The Wrist Hugo Boss Store Opening
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    Her evil eye has already melted the left side of his face. She’s strong.

  49. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Sheppy
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    Hang on, is the one on the right the same ho from last night?
    Has he got a favorite now?

  50. Amanda Seyfried Butt Bikini Naomi Watts While We Were Young Set
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    She tried gulping down another swallow of warm beer, but as she turned toward the table, she spotted the hotdog buns, and the searing memory of Amanda’s bulbous camel toe raced back into her mind. She seems so goddamned proud of it, Naomi thought, as a lump rose in her throat.

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