The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Steelerchick
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    He has a nicer ass then Scarlett.

  2. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    Steelerchick
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    Awwww he’s so cute. Ryan looks pretty good too.

  3. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Admiral Hackbar
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    “Oh my gawd, #2 totally just scratched his balls right in front of me. I can’t get away from these perverts.”

  4. Donald Trump
    SISS
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    Even his combover has a combover.

  5. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Steelerchick
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    He’s still got fat man knees

  6. Larry King Angry
    Steelerchick
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    “Did someone put metamucil in my latte??” Not funny… not funny at all

  7. Tom Brady
    Steelerchick
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    Yes this is the size of my penis!

  8. Paula Abdul
    Steelerchick
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    Times must be tough for Leonard Nimoy he can’t even get an autograph from Paula

  9. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Steelerchick
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    She’s whiter then a glass of milk.

  10. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Liz
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    So that’s what skinny Chaz Bono looks like.

  11. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
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    Yikes! Looks like somebody’s been having sex with Gerard Butler.

  12. Michael Fassbender
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    “I’m dead inside.”

  13. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
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    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your ass as flat as your back?

  14. Donald Trump
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    Just out of frame: Rosie O’Donnell.

  15. Jonah Hill Skinny
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    A Muffin-Top Tale: Fievel Goes East.

  16. Penn Badgley
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    Why is there a prop from Mars Attacks! at this event?

  17. Larry King Angry
    bevontheroad
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    “excellent” says Mr Burns

  18. Michael Fassbender
    Trail Mix
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    “I’M A SHAAAARK! I’M A SHAAAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A SHAAAAAAARK!”

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    grrrrrrrrrr
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    this is what happend to latina women…. They are hot for ten minutes, and than they blow up and grow mustaches and drive their Tahoes like shit because they are too busy drinking their cokes out of glass bottles and huntin’ down the Bimbo bakery outlet.

  20. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
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    Well we all know what the dog is for.

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