“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
- The Superficial
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He has a nicer ass then Scarlett.
Awwww he’s so cute. Ryan looks pretty good too.
“Oh my gawd, #2 totally just scratched his balls right in front of me. I can’t get away from these perverts.”
Even his combover has a combover.
He’s still got fat man knees
“Did someone put metamucil in my latte??” Not funny… not funny at all
Yes this is the size of my penis!
Times must be tough for Leonard Nimoy he can’t even get an autograph from Paula
She’s whiter then a glass of milk.
So that’s what skinny Chaz Bono looks like.
Yikes! Looks like somebody’s been having sex with Gerard Butler.
“I’m dead inside.”
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your ass as flat as your back?
Just out of frame: Rosie O’Donnell.
A Muffin-Top Tale: Fievel Goes East.
Why is there a prop from Mars Attacks! at this event?
“excellent” says Mr Burns
“I’M A SHAAAARK! I’M A SHAAAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A SHAAAAAAARK!”
this is what happend to latina women…. They are hot for ten minutes, and than they blow up and grow mustaches and drive their Tahoes like shit because they are too busy drinking their cokes out of glass bottles and huntin’ down the Bimbo bakery outlet.
Well we all know what the dog is for.