The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I like girls who you can tell their age by counting their scars.

  2. Penn Badgley
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    That reminds me…I need to go buy some Brillo.

  3. Larry King Angry
    Kat
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone else think this guy looks a little bit like the Alien?

  4. Paula Abdul
    The Brown Streak
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    All this time I thought Michael Jackson was dead.

  5. Serena Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    I’ll give her credit too, Divine Brown looks decent here.

  6. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to send her pics of me but my cell phone camera’s zoom doesn’t go that high :(

  7. Larry King Angry
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    If my OhMiBod quit working I’d probably make that face too.

  8. forrest gump

    someone slammed the door at her face!!
    (she refused to see the truth)

  9. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    AlbertaGuy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it

  10. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t always fornicate with canines, but when I do, I prefer bulldogs.”

  11. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Mike Hockhurtz
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    Walleye can see around you while she’s giving a BJ

  12. Tom Brady
    Hunk
    Commented on this photo:

    What it looks like when Giselle sucks it

  13. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    White hot
    Commented on this photo:

    Would hit

  14. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Ash
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    Only celeb to wear oversized glasses cause she has to.

  15. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Ego, the living planet
    Commented on this photo:

    Pippa?!?!?!?!?!

  16. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Still not skinny enough to tuck a shirt. Sorry.

  17. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, that chin is angry enough to tear through the cans in my pantry.

  18. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Activiaaaa.

  19. Vincent Piazza
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    I thought it was Pete Doherty dressed like Samantha Ronson to confuse Lindsay Lohan. Figuring “that if she does those things to get into fashion shows, imagine what she’d do for this suitcase full of blow”.

  20. ...just nick...

    It’s crap for it.

  21. Donald Trump
    MammaMia
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    his denial must be in denial just like his combover has a combover….

  22. Larry King Angry
    MammaMia
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    where matt Groening got the inspiration for Professor Farnsworth from Futurama…

  23. Donald Trump
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorby!

  24. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she give a blow job to the tin man?

  25. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah well fuck tampon bay–and the redsux–YANKS DIVISION CHAMPS!!! :D
    go bombers~

  26. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Dave Mustaine
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    Still a fat lard to me.

  27. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Seat Filler
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s still Fat on the inside

  28. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Hipster cellphone!

  29. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    More chin than a chinese phonebook

  30. John Travolta
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    “We happy? Vincent, we happy?”
    “No, we melting.”

  31. John Travolta
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    Its a 50/50 bet on what will liftoff first: the plane or the toupee.

  32. Michael Fassbender
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    Strange, but my Bass Fender actually has a shorter neck.

  33. John Travolta
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think my obviously dyed hair and eyebrows offset my pale, waxy complexion?

  34. Candice Swanepoel
    cc
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    Oh God no, this outfit gave me a flashback to the movie ‘Moulin Rouge’.

  35. Simple Sister

    ” It thought I told you a thousand times , Organic cheerios , Organic cheerios! You’re fired , and you’ll never work in this town again!!!!”

  36. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least carrying those groceries home isn’t much of a chore.

  37. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She thought ‘Time expired’ was a text message intended for her.

  38. Donald Trump
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    With any luck, he’ll get a rare form of instant melanoma.

  39. Vincent Piazza
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s doin’ the ‘Baby Shamble’.

  40. Larry King Angry
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    To me he always looked like a Gremlin that lived to a ripe old age.

  41. Larry King Angry
    Commented on this photo:

    XYZ Larry King. XYZ.

  42. Tom Brady
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Arrrr, I swallowed by tooth pick.

  43. Lizzy Caplan Minidress Bachelorette
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhh, nothing like ‘ease of access’.

  44. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Must have been quite a bender. She barfed on her housecoat, and they got their boots confused.

  45. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    sasha
    Commented on this photo:

    Truman Capote?

  46. Donald Trump
    sasha
    Commented on this photo:

    The saddest thing is that he must not have anyone who loves him enough to stop him from making a fool of himself. How could you let someone you love go out looking like that?

  47. John Travolta
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    ROFL

  48. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Still waiting for the Kelly Brook pics…

  49. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    poodle
    Commented on this photo:

    The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

  50. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where are my crayons?” Can’t sign my book without my crayons!!

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