“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
- The Superficial
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I like girls who you can tell their age by counting their scars.
That reminds me…I need to go buy some Brillo.
Does anyone else think this guy looks a little bit like the Alien?
All this time I thought Michael Jackson was dead.
I’ll give her credit too, Divine Brown looks decent here.
I was going to send her pics of me but my cell phone camera’s zoom doesn’t go that high :(
If my OhMiBod quit working I’d probably make that face too.
someone slammed the door at her face!!
(she refused to see the truth)
I’d hit it
“I don’t always fornicate with canines, but when I do, I prefer bulldogs.”
Walleye can see around you while she’s giving a BJ
What it looks like when Giselle sucks it
Would hit
Only celeb to wear oversized glasses cause she has to.
Pippa?!?!?!?!?!
Still not skinny enough to tuck a shirt. Sorry.
Jesus, that chin is angry enough to tear through the cans in my pantry.
Activiaaaa.
I thought it was Pete Doherty dressed like Samantha Ronson to confuse Lindsay Lohan. Figuring “that if she does those things to get into fashion shows, imagine what she’d do for this suitcase full of blow”.
It’s crap for it.
his denial must be in denial just like his combover has a combover….
where matt Groening got the inspiration for Professor Farnsworth from Futurama…
Gorby!
Did she give a blow job to the tin man?
yeah well fuck tampon bay–and the redsux–YANKS DIVISION CHAMPS!!! :D
go bombers~
Still a fat lard to me.
he’s still Fat on the inside
Hipster cellphone!
More chin than a chinese phonebook
“We happy? Vincent, we happy?”
“No, we melting.”
Its a 50/50 bet on what will liftoff first: the plane or the toupee.
Strange, but my Bass Fender actually has a shorter neck.
Do you think my obviously dyed hair and eyebrows offset my pale, waxy complexion?
Oh God no, this outfit gave me a flashback to the movie ‘Moulin Rouge’.
” It thought I told you a thousand times , Organic cheerios , Organic cheerios! You’re fired , and you’ll never work in this town again!!!!”
Well, at least carrying those groceries home isn’t much of a chore.
She thought ‘Time expired’ was a text message intended for her.
And we have a winner!!!
With any luck, he’ll get a rare form of instant melanoma.
He’s doin’ the ‘Baby Shamble’.
To me he always looked like a Gremlin that lived to a ripe old age.
XYZ Larry King. XYZ.
Arrrr, I swallowed by tooth pick.
Ahhh, nothing like ‘ease of access’.
Must have been quite a bender. She barfed on her housecoat, and they got their boots confused.
Truman Capote?
The saddest thing is that he must not have anyone who loves him enough to stop him from making a fool of himself. How could you let someone you love go out looking like that?
ROFL
Still waiting for the Kelly Brook pics…
The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!
“Where are my crayons?” Can’t sign my book without my crayons!!