The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
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    One of her glanvilles is looking right at those flowers. Must be why she bought them.

  2. Tom Brady
    Mwaddams
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    Know what I’m doin when I retire and hey don’t drug test my ass?

  3. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
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    “Go go gadget yogurt bar!”

  4. Donald Trump
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    Yo dawg, I heard you like comb-overs, so we went and put a comb-over in your comb-over and added some more comb-over to it. ‘Cuz your fucking bald, man.

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    dsvbx
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    Chubby girls with small tits are God’s cruelest joke.

  6. Serena Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    Mwaddams
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    Here she screamed at the bus boy for messing up.

  7. Jonah Hill Skinny
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    You can put all the fancy clothes on him you want, but the moment Frodo comes by he’s just going to chase after that fucking ring again.

  8. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Mwaddams
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    If it wasn’t for the tits, she’d be ugly.

  9. Larry King Angry
    dontlooknow
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    And now for my next impression..a gargoyle!

  10. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Mwaddams
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    Another thought. Just guessing Favre didn’t text dick pics because he liked her face.

  11. Larry King Angry
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    “Fucking Life Alert, how does it work?”

  12. Serena Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
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    You gotta admit, for a minotaur she covers it up pretty good.

  13. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
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    Don’t squirrels start hibernating this time of year?

  14. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
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    Love the side-eye hanging out of her glasses.

  15. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
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    okay I know she’s not looking at me, but I get the feeling that she can still *see* me…

  16. Larry King Angry
    bethy
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    He’s trying to recover from Jonah Hill “stance” practice.

  17. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Sin
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    Hey, Where are all the pictures and I can’t color with just this black crayon.

  18. John Travolta
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    “Yea, I fly to a lot of fabulous places. Exotic ones too. Hey, what kind of questions are these?”

  19. Candice Swanepoel
    Sin
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    Hate to say it but dressed like that she looks alot like Madonna.

  20. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    Sin
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    I don’t know here. I think those jeans make her but look weird.

  21. Tom Brady
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    Ancient Chinese secret?

  22. Demi Lovato Cleavage
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    Domo arogato, you chubby legged bitch.

  23. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    Sin
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    At least she is back in shape. For a while she porked up. Maybe she is desperate and will do lots of nuduty again. Well maybe thats not such a good idea, look at how for those little tits are sagging.

  24. Paula Abdul
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    Oroville Redenbacher looks on approvingly.

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    Sin
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    She has no muffin top, no double chin, no tits :( so she is not fat.

  26. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Sin
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    Can’t wait for either her “leaked” pics or a sex tape. With her it might be a lesbian sex tape. That would be perfect.

  27. Vincent Piazza
    Really?
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    Totally thought that was Samantha Ronson.

  28. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
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    for some reason in those oversized shades she’s reminding me of a younger ann-margaret. before the accident.

  29. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
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    wow nice legs… b’gaaaak!

  30. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    Venom
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    Good thing those weren’t hydrangeas. Ooo the asswhooping Madonna would have put on her.

  31. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    The Brown Streak
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    What do you mean, suing an old lady would be bad for my image? Don’t you see this band-aid on my head? Don’t know how much makeup it will take to cover that scar?

  32. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    Venom
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    The look of shame the morning after, it is not just for heterosexual couples anymore.

  33. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    The Brown Streak
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    “Hey, the person that wrote this book as the same name as me! YAY!”

  34. Larry King Angry
    vlad
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    Dammit! I’m calling the cops! someone stole my suspenders!

  35. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    The Brown Streak
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    Someday…someday…they will bring back Poochinski…

  36. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
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    Umm .. what are these, like, curvy line things?

  37. Larry King Angry
    Venom
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    To the guy that thinks Nicolas Cage is a vampire, you might want to check this guy out first…

  38. John Travolta
    The Brown Streak
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    Why does John Travolta think that every black man looks like Samuel L Jackson and has to get back into character?

  39. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Venom
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    Ahh, you have to love coke sluts.

  40. Michael Fassbender
    The Brown Streak
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    These new futuristic toilets are awesome!

  41. Candice Swanepoel
    ri
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    “There is no man worthy of me. I’m so lonely.”

  42. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    cc
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    She faked’em with a chin butt, and got’em with the head butt.

  43. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    The Brown Streak
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    Enough with the Skeletor comments…everyone knows this is Whore-dak

  44. Paula Abdul
    Venom
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    Mr. Bean likes what he sees.

  45. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    The Brown Streak
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    “sit on my face…and tell me that you love me…i’ll sit on your face, and tell you i love you too…”

  46. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Venom
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    Ahh, pics of Peyton Manning’s penis will be leaked shortly.
    Wanna know how I know? Check out her ear…

  47. Penn Badgley
    ri
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    Luke Perry is saying “enjoy it while you can Dan”

  48. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    The Brown Streak
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    Somewhere the blue man group is still waiting for a call from their agent.

  49. Tom Brady
    The Brown Streak
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    Bill Belicek’s spy cams are getting to be hardly noticable…

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    The Brown Streak
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    What I would give to be an iPhone right now…

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