“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
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One of her glanvilles is looking right at those flowers. Must be why she bought them.
Know what I’m doin when I retire and hey don’t drug test my ass?
“Go go gadget yogurt bar!”
Yo dawg, I heard you like comb-overs, so we went and put a comb-over in your comb-over and added some more comb-over to it. ‘Cuz your fucking bald, man.
Chubby girls with small tits are God’s cruelest joke.
Here she screamed at the bus boy for messing up.
You can put all the fancy clothes on him you want, but the moment Frodo comes by he’s just going to chase after that fucking ring again.
If it wasn’t for the tits, she’d be ugly.
And now for my next impression..a gargoyle!
Another thought. Just guessing Favre didn’t text dick pics because he liked her face.
“Fucking Life Alert, how does it work?”
You gotta admit, for a minotaur she covers it up pretty good.
Don’t squirrels start hibernating this time of year?
Love the side-eye hanging out of her glasses.
okay I know she’s not looking at me, but I get the feeling that she can still *see* me…
He’s trying to recover from Jonah Hill “stance” practice.
Hey, Where are all the pictures and I can’t color with just this black crayon.
“Yea, I fly to a lot of fabulous places. Exotic ones too. Hey, what kind of questions are these?”
Hate to say it but dressed like that she looks alot like Madonna.
It’s the fakeness.
I don’t know here. I think those jeans make her but look weird.
Ancient Chinese secret?
Domo arogato, you chubby legged bitch.
At least she is back in shape. For a while she porked up. Maybe she is desperate and will do lots of nuduty again. Well maybe thats not such a good idea, look at how for those little tits are sagging.
Oroville Redenbacher looks on approvingly.
She has no muffin top, no double chin, no tits :( so she is not fat.
OK, “THICK” do it for ya?
Can’t wait for either her “leaked” pics or a sex tape. With her it might be a lesbian sex tape. That would be perfect.
Totally thought that was Samantha Ronson.
Me 2
for some reason in those oversized shades she’s reminding me of a younger ann-margaret. before the accident.
wow nice legs… b’gaaaak!
Good thing those weren’t hydrangeas. Ooo the asswhooping Madonna would have put on her.
What do you mean, suing an old lady would be bad for my image? Don’t you see this band-aid on my head? Don’t know how much makeup it will take to cover that scar?
The look of shame the morning after, it is not just for heterosexual couples anymore.
“Hey, the person that wrote this book as the same name as me! YAY!”
Dammit! I’m calling the cops! someone stole my suspenders!
Someday…someday…they will bring back Poochinski…
Umm .. what are these, like, curvy line things?
To the guy that thinks Nicolas Cage is a vampire, you might want to check this guy out first…
Why does John Travolta think that every black man looks like Samuel L Jackson and has to get back into character?
Ahh, you have to love coke sluts.
These new futuristic toilets are awesome!
“There is no man worthy of me. I’m so lonely.”
She faked’em with a chin butt, and got’em with the head butt.
Enough with the Skeletor comments…everyone knows this is Whore-dak
Mr. Bean likes what he sees.
He’s looking a little wan though.
“sit on my face…and tell me that you love me…i’ll sit on your face, and tell you i love you too…”
Ahh, pics of Peyton Manning’s penis will be leaked shortly.
Wanna know how I know? Check out her ear…
That’s ringworm.
No it’s Brett’s cock ring
Luke Perry is saying “enjoy it while you can Dan”
Somewhere the blue man group is still waiting for a call from their agent.
Bill Belicek’s spy cams are getting to be hardly noticable…
What I would give to be an iPhone right now…