The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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  1. Obi Wan Kenobi

    She cut herself in the mirror with her chin. Yeah its that sharp.

  2. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    adolf hitler
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    so frickeng ho–arrphhhhh… bleeeeehhhhhhhhhoooaahhh

  3. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I like nice tits”

  4. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    adolf hitler
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    shes got a master racey body

  5. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
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    Blackberry finally stepped up to blue phones.

  6. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    adolf hitler
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    dakota fanning is growing up

  7. Donald Trump
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    Due to the Caroilis effect, his combover is on the other side.

  8. Jonah Hill Skinny
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    Reminds me of Danny Devito’s Penguin.

  9. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let the donut go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

  10. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    celebutard
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    I have no idea who this broad is but judging by the tits, painted on eyebrows and Snooki tan, I’m gonna go with celebrity mistress?

  11. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Perplexity
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    You should see where she hides her toaster oven.

  12. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
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    That parking meter pole is giving her serious “Showgirls” flashbacks.

  13. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Snack pack
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    Nyeeaahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I just scribbled on someone’s book.

  14. Serena Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I bet she dumps a pile as big as a Rottweiler

  15. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
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    Well I’ll be … it’s a mole big dipper.

  16. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    KC
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    Now Turner and Hooch get a reboot?

  17. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
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    Those are Lohan tits without all the sticky residue.

  18. John Travolta
    KC
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    I guess there was a Groupon for plastic surgery this week.

  19. Tom Brady
    Snack pack
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    I’m playing the world’s smallest violin for ya. My life’s so bitchin’ I couldn’t care less about your “problems.”

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Johnny P!
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    “And who’s book would you like me to sign? OMYGAWD! It’s MINE! Hand on hon, lemme just grab some Purell first…”

  21. John Travolta
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Joe Francis ALMOST makes a clean getaway on his private jet, but the latest reports of his douche-nozzleism have caught up to him (yet again…)

  22. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    Frank The Duck
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    How awful for such a big star (sic) to find someone from the great unwashed wearing the same thing!!

  23. Paula Abdul
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    You say those are real? I’ll just check…

  24. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s on her rounds to personally drop-off all her hand-written emails to her friends.
    Bless old people.

  25. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Johnny P!
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    All it takes is a few snacks to get the “above-the-waist-Front-Ass” happening again. Didn’t Jenny Craig explicitly explain that to him?!?

  26. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    barbosa
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    I must have synesthesia because I can hear her annoying laugh while looking at this picture of kendra

  27. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    dekansnowman
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    I bet this is the next uppity celebrity fix for cell phone signals giving brain tumors.. So no more bluetooth headsets, just blue headsets..

  28. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Ponkur
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    I preferred Amber Rose blond. Great ass though.

  29. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    barbosa
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    She’s doing a great job resisting eating those roses. Keep going brandi! You haven’t beaten leanne until you start getting cardiac dysrhythmias.

  30. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    TomFrank
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    How did she manage to jab herself in the forehead with her own chin?

  31. Jonah Hill Skinny
    dekansnowman
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    Still got a big fucking head…

  32. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    barbosa
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    poor elizabeth.. she has always had a wide and flat ass.

  33. Larry King Angry
    Johnny P!
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    *fly already open, belt partially undone* “Whaddya mean ‘washrooms are for customer use only’?!? Fine, gimme a goddamn coffee! Now buzz me in, this in an emergency!!!”

  34. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “SCREEEE! There’s my name! Twice! And now there it is THREE times!”

  35. Tom Brady
    Johnny P!
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    “This is how I drink my tea”.

  36. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    barbosa
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    I never got the whole high-waisted jean trend

    • Frunken

      Agree. It’s one of the most unattractive things a woman can wear and makes the rest of her look awful by default.

  37. Donald Trump
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    The cross-hatching of the subject’s hair is deliciously playful, while the vibrant red hues of the skin tone add a dramatic sense of urgency.

  38. Larry King Angry
    Perplexity
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    I fuckin’ HATE high fuckin’ fiber fuckin’ diets!!

  39. John Travolta
    TomFrank
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    Not Pictured: Travolta’s boyfriend waiting at the bottom of the boarding stairs for his usual pre-flight kiss.

  40. Tom Brady
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Excuse me, Mr. Brady? Um, yes. How big is your penis?

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm. Armpit fat rolls. Sexy.

  42. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
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    She probably has no idea how it begins or ends. And is clueless about the shit in the middle, too.

  43. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    Perplexity
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    Boy, those boobs are migrating south faster than birds.

  44. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
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    Obama’s already called the FBI and they’re investigating his ass.

  45. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Nipples
    Ponkur
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    Gingers always have fantastic knockers. And if that doesn’t prove there is a God, nothing will.

    • Venom

      Seriously, almost every ginger girl I know has great boobs.

      • Ponkur

        And yet no research is being done. Gamers just cracked AIDS in three weeks, but the ‘awesome boobage’ gene is just sitting there in every ginger and we’re doing nothing about it! This should be included in Lindsay’s community service.

  46. Paula Abdul
    Johnny P!
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    At that exact moment, in an alternate universe, Bar Rafaeli grabbed Scarlett Johansson’s breast as Mila Kunis snapped a pic and Alexander Skarsgard looked on.

  47. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe she can demonstrate that Nationwide insurance disappearance act…then I would be impressed.

  48. Paula Abdul
    Perplexity
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    I used to hide my meds in my bra, do you? I’d better check just to be sure. What are these, chiclets?

  49. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
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    [Obligatory peanut butter or person/dog reversal joke]

  50. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Perplexity
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    The only two reasons why she didn’t get her ass kicked for wearing a Tampa Bay Rays cap at a Yankees game? The left one and the right one.

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