“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
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She cut herself in the mirror with her chin. Yeah its that sharp.
so frickeng ho–arrphhhhh… bleeeeehhhhhhhhhoooaahhh
” I like nice tits”
shes got a master racey body
Blackberry finally stepped up to blue phones.
dakota fanning is growing up
Due to the Caroilis effect, his combover is on the other side.
It’s “Coriolis”, dumbass. And yes, I’m a physics geek. I notice stupid spellings like that.
Do you know how to spell Chill Out???
Reminds me of Danny Devito’s Penguin.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let the donut go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Hell of a movie.
I have no idea who this broad is but judging by the tits, painted on eyebrows and Snooki tan, I’m gonna go with celebrity mistress?
You should see where she hides her toaster oven.
That parking meter pole is giving her serious “Showgirls” flashbacks.
Nyeeaahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I just scribbled on someone’s book.
I bet she dumps a pile as big as a Rottweiler
Well I’ll be … it’s a mole big dipper.
Now Turner and Hooch get a reboot?
Those are Lohan tits without all the sticky residue.
I though those were freckles :(
I guess there was a Groupon for plastic surgery this week.
I’m playing the world’s smallest violin for ya. My life’s so bitchin’ I couldn’t care less about your “problems.”
“And who’s book would you like me to sign? OMYGAWD! It’s MINE! Hand on hon, lemme just grab some Purell first…”
Joe Francis ALMOST makes a clean getaway on his private jet, but the latest reports of his douche-nozzleism have caught up to him (yet again…)
How awful for such a big star (sic) to find someone from the great unwashed wearing the same thing!!
You say those are real? I’ll just check…
She’s on her rounds to personally drop-off all her hand-written emails to her friends.
Bless old people.
Nice’n
All it takes is a few snacks to get the “above-the-waist-Front-Ass” happening again. Didn’t Jenny Craig explicitly explain that to him?!?
I must have synesthesia because I can hear her annoying laugh while looking at this picture of kendra
I bet this is the next uppity celebrity fix for cell phone signals giving brain tumors.. So no more bluetooth headsets, just blue headsets..
I preferred Amber Rose blond. Great ass though.
She’s doing a great job resisting eating those roses. Keep going brandi! You haven’t beaten leanne until you start getting cardiac dysrhythmias.
How did she manage to jab herself in the forehead with her own chin?
She was Reese Witherspooning in the mirror.
Still got a big fucking head…
poor elizabeth.. she has always had a wide and flat ass.
*fly already open, belt partially undone* “Whaddya mean ‘washrooms are for customer use only’?!? Fine, gimme a goddamn coffee! Now buzz me in, this in an emergency!!!”
“SCREEEE! There’s my name! Twice! And now there it is THREE times!”
“This is how I drink my tea”.
Love it!
I never got the whole high-waisted jean trend
Agree. It’s one of the most unattractive things a woman can wear and makes the rest of her look awful by default.
The cross-hatching of the subject’s hair is deliciously playful, while the vibrant red hues of the skin tone add a dramatic sense of urgency.
Hahahahahaa!
I fuckin’ HATE high fuckin’ fiber fuckin’ diets!!
Not Pictured: Travolta’s boyfriend waiting at the bottom of the boarding stairs for his usual pre-flight kiss.
Excuse me, Mr. Brady? Um, yes. How big is your penis?
mmm. Armpit fat rolls. Sexy.
Armpit – it’s the new vagina.
She probably has no idea how it begins or ends. And is clueless about the shit in the middle, too.
Boy, those boobs are migrating south faster than birds.
Obama’s already called the FBI and they’re investigating his ass.
With what?
Gingers always have fantastic knockers. And if that doesn’t prove there is a God, nothing will.
Seriously, almost every ginger girl I know has great boobs.
And yet no research is being done. Gamers just cracked AIDS in three weeks, but the ‘awesome boobage’ gene is just sitting there in every ginger and we’re doing nothing about it! This should be included in Lindsay’s community service.
At that exact moment, in an alternate universe, Bar Rafaeli grabbed Scarlett Johansson’s breast as Mila Kunis snapped a pic and Alexander Skarsgard looked on.
maybe she can demonstrate that Nationwide insurance disappearance act…then I would be impressed.
I used to hide my meds in my bra, do you? I’d better check just to be sure. What are these, chiclets?
[Obligatory peanut butter or person/dog reversal joke]
The only two reasons why she didn’t get her ass kicked for wearing a Tampa Bay Rays cap at a Yankees game? The left one and the right one.
And here I thought she had tuberculosis.
(I’m not a big sports fan.)