“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
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When you get his age, you just take a dump whenever you want.
When selecting a chick, I use the 3-B scale based on the ratio of Belly, Butt and Boobs. And this girl meets all three criteria beautifully.
Arghhh… okay, I’ll feel the boob.
Those are nice man. Damn
I’d hit it but I’m afraid this one will end up like Pudgins in the pic before.
end up?
This titty doesn’t have vodka in it. You lied to me.
LOL !!
Nice rack on that vampire.
Something about this guy is starting to piss me off.
Jealousy
Not a fan but I’ll give credit; she looks pretty nice here.
+1
Yeh, she’s looking damn good here, especially considering what a beast she was a few years ago.
Nice tits. Congratulations, Jen. You’re a star. Now, how about a lap dance?
Skipping the rest. This chick is so not hot; cute; pretty. UGH, she reminds me of a young Chelsea Clinton.
Excellent rack, though.
I would wreck that.
Wreck only ? You’re playing games.
Oh where oh where has My Little Pony gone?
It’s dead, stuffed, and in the living room.
How the hell did he get my cleanest shirt and what am I going to wear tomorrow?
This was my favorite exhibit at Madame Tussauds!
Nice way to avoid taking questions from the paparazzi. Just pull the pretend Batphone out of your purse and pretend that it’s the Mayor of Gothom City on the other end of the line.
“Kendra: A memoir of ditching an old limp dick and making a new turgid life”
zippit!
He makes Dennis Rodman look sober.
The title of her book is “Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates?” because you know, some chocolates are really old and limp and others come right in your mouth.
They accidently exchanged boots after sex!
How does someone go downhill that fast after a break up?? Sad, all the weight went to her armpits instead of her chest
Thumbnail says Sly from He-man. I was not expecting Larry.
Fall’s first cold breeze swirls its way through West Hollywood finally making its way around Amanda’s nipples, thus warming all men’s hearts, or at least their nuts.
His lawyer is insisting this painting is NOT of Barack Obama, and that anyone publishing the painting will be sued.
Weird.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Scarlett-Johansson-Obama-Bo-Nude-Photo-Gay-Erotic-Art-Painting-ORIGINAL-Lacey-/260855414243#vi-desc
@soooooooooooooooooooo
That whooshing sound was McFeely’s joke going over your head.
LOL, you’re right, it takes a genius like you to understand that he was referring to Marty Singer’s statement. One day you’ll if you’re very lucky you’ll realize you’re the one in a sarchasm. Where’s the fucking rolleyes smilie, Fish?
If Nic Cage can go back in time as a vampire, then this is Jon Cryer post-fat camp, but before Pretty in Pink.
Ryan Gosling and Sarah Jessica Parker have an obvious on screen chemistry.
Don’t need to be so mean, poor doggie.
SJP is a donkey, not a dog!
If her mouth folds open like that fucked up finger, I’m in.
“Smithers will pay for not zipping my trousers!”
“You damn kids get off my lawn! Or diner stool! Or…aaaaaaghgh!”
He’s laughing because he just realized his name is Michael F Assbender.
I wonder if she ever figured out why old fat guys kept yelling “How much baby?” out car windows at her.
“You remind me of Ving Rhames; oh, the times we had on that set…”
Desperate, fading fast and self respect long gone, the book industry publishes another biography.
GILF
So now im being force to comment on random peeps?
He’s not random, actually. You might know him, if you saw the movies, as Stelios from “300″, Magneto in “X-men: First Class”, and some other movies that got a lot of buzz in the past two to three years. He has more movies coming out that should be mentioned a lot more in the next few months.
Don’t blame me. If I don’t know who you are, its your fault.
I wasn’t blaming you; I’m just saying what movies he’s been in the past two or three years that you might have seen him in – that’s all.
How do you gain weight only from the ribcage down…is there some special diet for that?
Yep. Low-fat.
Zing!
HI OH!
Sitting
Is there any doubt that this girl is a HUGE slut behind the scenes?
And I’d make her yell for her mama. She just looks like she knows exactly what to do……….and LOVES doing it.
She’ll be the most ruthless Bachelorette ever
“Creepy pedophile” is the new fashion this season.
I also heard he was changing his name to Penn Skarsgard.
Casper with a blonde wig.
Casper didn’t have tits like that.
1920′s gangster by day, 2011 hipster doofus by night
“If the economy was in the toilet wouldn’t I be able to see it?”
Why can’t girls in my world have skinny competition like those two airheads.
He’s recalling a time he had sex with Blake Lively; the coat is to hide what came next (no pun intended).
Does he remind anyone else of Voldemort before he got his body back?
That garbage bag is tied so tight it’s crapping old men out the bottom.
There’s a typewriter in the bag for text messages
LOL!!!! +1
An example of what can happen when she tries to eat with a fork.
nice acne