The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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  1. Larry King Angry
    Fletch
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    When you get his age, you just take a dump whenever you want.

  2. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    deucepickle
    Commented on this photo:

    When selecting a chick, I use the 3-B scale based on the ratio of Belly, Butt and Boobs. And this girl meets all three criteria beautifully.

  3. Paula Abdul
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Arghhh… okay, I’ll feel the boob.

  4. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Nipples
    Good Morning.
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are nice man. Damn

  5. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it but I’m afraid this one will end up like Pudgins in the pic before.

  6. Paula Abdul
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    This titty doesn’t have vodka in it. You lied to me.

  7. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice rack on that vampire.

  8. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    Something about this guy is starting to piss me off.

  9. Serena Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    Fletch
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    Not a fan but I’ll give credit; she looks pretty nice here.

  10. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Nice tits. Congratulations, Jen. You’re a star. Now, how about a lap dance?

  11. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Skipping the rest. This chick is so not hot; cute; pretty. UGH, she reminds me of a young Chelsea Clinton.

  12. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    I would wreck that.

  13. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Fester
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    Oh where oh where has My Little Pony gone?

  14. Michael Fassbender
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    How the hell did he get my cleanest shirt and what am I going to wear tomorrow?

  15. John Travolta
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    This was my favorite exhibit at Madame Tussauds!

  16. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice way to avoid taking questions from the paparazzi. Just pull the pretend Batphone out of your purse and pretend that it’s the Mayor of Gothom City on the other end of the line.

  17. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kendra: A memoir of ditching an old limp dick and making a new turgid life”

  18. Tom Brady
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    zippit!

  19. Donald Trump
    LJ
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    He makes Dennis Rodman look sober.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    The title of her book is “Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates?” because you know, some chocolates are really old and limp and others come right in your mouth.

  21. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    They accidently exchanged boots after sex!

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    How does someone go downhill that fast after a break up?? Sad, all the weight went to her armpits instead of her chest

  23. Larry King Angry
    Rough hat area
    Commented on this photo:

    Thumbnail says Sly from He-man. I was not expecting Larry.

  24. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Nipples
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Fall’s first cold breeze swirls its way through West Hollywood finally making its way around Amanda’s nipples, thus warming all men’s hearts, or at least their nuts.

  25. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Commented on this photo:

    His lawyer is insisting this painting is NOT of Barack Obama, and that anyone publishing the painting will be sued.

  26. Jonah Hill Skinny
    MILF
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    If Nic Cage can go back in time as a vampire, then this is Jon Cryer post-fat camp, but before Pretty in Pink.

  27. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
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    Ryan Gosling and Sarah Jessica Parker have an obvious on screen chemistry.

  28. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    If her mouth folds open like that fucked up finger, I’m in.

  29. Larry King Angry
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    “Smithers will pay for not zipping my trousers!”

  30. Larry King Angry
    Unholy krep
    Commented on this photo:

    “You damn kids get off my lawn! Or diner stool! Or…aaaaaaghgh!”

  31. Michael Fassbender
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s laughing because he just realized his name is Michael F Assbender.

  32. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if she ever figured out why old fat guys kept yelling “How much baby?” out car windows at her.

  33. John Travolta
    swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “You remind me of Ving Rhames; oh, the times we had on that set…”

  34. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Desperate, fading fast and self respect long gone, the book industry publishes another biography.

  35. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    GILF

  36. Michael Fassbender
    Rough hat area
    Commented on this photo:

    So now im being force to comment on random peeps?

    • Trek Girl

      He’s not random, actually. You might know him, if you saw the movies, as Stelios from “300″, Magneto in “X-men: First Class”, and some other movies that got a lot of buzz in the past two to three years. He has more movies coming out that should be mentioned a lot more in the next few months.

    • Rough hat area

      Don’t blame me. If I don’t know who you are, its your fault.

      • Trek Girl

        I wasn’t blaming you; I’m just saying what movies he’s been in the past two or three years that you might have seen him in – that’s all.

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
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    How do you gain weight only from the ribcage down…is there some special diet for that?

  38. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there any doubt that this girl is a HUGE slut behind the scenes?

    And I’d make her yell for her mama. She just looks like she knows exactly what to do……….and LOVES doing it.

  39. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    She’ll be the most ruthless Bachelorette ever

  40. Penn Badgley
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    “Creepy pedophile” is the new fashion this season.

  41. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    allieb
    Commented on this photo:

    Casper with a blonde wig.

  42. Vincent Piazza
    swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    1920′s gangster by day, 2011 hipster doofus by night

  43. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “If the economy was in the toilet wouldn’t I be able to see it?”

  44. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    Rough hat area
    Commented on this photo:

    Why can’t girls in my world have skinny competition like those two airheads.

  45. Penn Badgley
    swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s recalling a time he had sex with Blake Lively; the coat is to hide what came next (no pun intended).

  46. Donald Trump
    JMS
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he remind anyone else of Voldemort before he got his body back?

  47. Larry King Angry
    Tired Old Man
    Commented on this photo:

    That garbage bag is tied so tight it’s crapping old men out the bottom.

  48. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a typewriter in the bag for text messages

  49. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    Commented on this photo:

    An example of what can happen when she tries to eat with a fork.

  50. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Sweenis McFrecklenut
    Commented on this photo:

    nice acne

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